Episode 23.25: Penguins of Madagascar
Added 2021-12-25 00:00:00 +0000 UTC
Alright frankly I consider this to be payback for the Casino Royale fakeout, and I think we should agree to call it even on this.
A few days ago, we reached a million downloads on Podbean. This is only really one app out of a few possible ones that listeners could use, but we decided to call this milestone and let you, the noble and loyal hogs, pick a movie, any movie, and we would review it. After over 400 replies, I picked the 12 highest voted and put them in 4 polls, the winners of which faced off in a final poll to determine that the winner would be.... the 2014 animated movie Penguins of Madagascar.
Yeah alright.
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I think its actually meglovania
cybercrime
2022-08-30 12:24:46 +0000 UTC
the starting lick of DEUTSCHLAND by Rammstein during the Penguins Are Sucked Off bit was a masterful editing choice
oranjest1
2022-01-04 01:26:59 +0000 UTC
Hey, my grandma's dogs are named Brandy and Alexander
Liz and Ash in Florida. It's very hot! Climate change will kill us all.
2022-01-03 21:13:49 +0000 UTC
God damn if this isn't one of the best podcasts ever made.
John Doree
2022-01-02 10:49:59 +0000 UTC
as a connoisseur of sexy cartoon animals: the cumberbatch wolf is shit. absolute trash husbando. his head's 14 sizes too big for his face, which looks like it's about to slough off onto the floor and reveal a gaping void of Market Demographic Research Brand Synergy
...i don't have a good way to transition from this to heartfelt thanks. but thanks for doing this the past... however long it's been. 2021 has been, for me as for most other people, arguably the most shit year on record (in close contention with 2020), and y'all's work has been one of the things that's helped me get through it. here's hoping for another year of incredibly funny, aggressively trans, possibly increasingly unhinged (but like in a good way?) podcasts
also i want to say, i did discover philosophy tube through this pod, and first of all, holy shit it's an incredibly good show - the costumes and sets absolutely pop off, especially the stuff abi's done this year, and it's digestible and funny enough that there are episodes i feel like i could show my parents and they might actually be able to understand it. but also it was initially jarring and extremely funny to go from comparatively unfiltered abi over here to minimal-cussing politically-subtle appealing-to-as-broad-an-audience-as-possible abi over on youtube
mira_drgn
2022-01-01 07:38:37 +0000 UTC
I'm a bit late to comment, but I wanted to say thank you for the podcast. It's been one of the most enjoyable parts of this year for me, and paying for the extra episodes makes it even better! Thanks again <3
K Shaw
2021-12-31 18:02:23 +0000 UTC
I also voted for Zardoz because I'm a good listener. But also because I found out last year that a friend was a baby on that set and that's a great origin story.
Cate Kneale
2021-12-29 11:04:00 +0000 UTC
Teach the bogs a lesson, don't do zardoz ever
A Sentient Mongoose
2021-12-28 15:00:39 +0000 UTC
Was listening to this while driving and as I was getting off the parkway I got to the part where Alice said that someone had come to "suck the penguins off" and that plus the ensuing bit made me cry laughing while driving
A John
2021-12-28 14:46:43 +0000 UTC
Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.
The Token Detergent Rinser (British)
2021-12-28 14:16:50 +0000 UTC
now that you've finished with the silly distractions of craig's casino royale you're back to covering what this podcast is all about, animated movies for children :)
Christine Pizan
2021-12-27 18:33:51 +0000 UTC
Good news; Parker Posey is an entirely separate human from transphobe Posie Parker. Parker Posey is an American actress, mostly known for television roles.
Bill McFarley
2021-12-27 17:58:38 +0000 UTC
A little unrelated but have you guys considered watching Spy (2015)?
Bryan
2021-12-27 15:45:03 +0000 UTC
Alice: war magic wizard. Abi: Glamor bard. Devon: Totem warrior barberian
The Beak TM
2021-12-27 01:39:41 +0000 UTC
Ending was wonderful - you have made all our lives richer and given us something to laugh about through the pain of the pandemic. Also, worth doing this film just for the 'sLaP tHe FrUiT' drop
Harry Brennan
2021-12-26 14:28:38 +0000 UTC
Lmao I worked on the tie in game for this, good to finally find out what the plot was.
BayneNothos
2021-12-26 08:42:50 +0000 UTC
Wait… they’re supposed to be army? I thought the shtick was a play off of Mchale’s Navy.
James Cézanne-Taipale
2021-12-26 08:31:04 +0000 UTC
That ending was so great and silly and touching. Also - how much do I have to donate to get the world your collective reaction to 1980s "The Apple"? Just name your price. Let's do this.
Eric Englebretson
2021-12-26 08:29:23 +0000 UTC
Holy fuck I was crying this was just what I needed to heal after Christmas with my family thank you so much for your sacrifice watching this for us
7 Bitches In A Trench Coat
2021-12-26 04:48:24 +0000 UTC
Oh that ending. You big saps. Merry chrimbus.
Mulloy
2021-12-25 18:06:37 +0000 UTC
Ok but at least Kowalski is also a bird who wants to fuck the owl so it's barely interspecies. Like it'll be cloaca on cloaca action
echoreflect
2021-12-25 16:57:53 +0000 UTC
I voted for Zardoz... I think.
Manic Misanthrope
2021-12-25 16:47:22 +0000 UTC
Becoming a 2016 Hillary guy but for 'don't blame me, I voted for zardoz'
Rufus Dean
2021-12-25 14:40:53 +0000 UTC
Same here! I usually only listen to the pod in the gym and it reliably gets me to go there.
mimosalover69
2021-12-25 13:40:50 +0000 UTC
Sad that my suggestion of Johnny English didnt get in but this is a treat and a half
Nalte
2021-12-25 09:23:28 +0000 UTC
You poor, poor bastards! As a parent I was forced to watch this, and through gritted teeth, what got me through was the sure knowledge that this would complete its run and vanish from human knowledge. Your listeners are sadists.
Kevin Bodel
2021-12-25 07:55:11 +0000 UTC
Hoooo needs they owlussy ate? Is an all time bit
Rosalind Northey
2021-12-25 07:13:03 +0000 UTC
Yo you guys got Vasily Stalin on this episode? Oh wait it's just Milo nvm.
Sirloinofice
2021-12-25 06:44:53 +0000 UTC
I’m sorry I voted for Penguins of Madagascar thank you for your service
A Trans Robot
2021-12-25 05:46:56 +0000 UTC
Oh no! I missed the poll /= but i love the result 😊
Nanation
2021-12-25 05:43:01 +0000 UTC
Definitely having a time hearing "Dave" over and over
David L
2021-12-25 05:21:17 +0000 UTC
Yay Liam!
Eric Adams (German)
2021-12-25 03:54:18 +0000 UTC
2021 has been a extremely difficult year for me, but for that entire time, KJB was THE highlight of my week. I love you all. I'm so glad I can be such a small part of all three of you living better than you were before.
Big Nick Carter
2021-12-25 03:17:03 +0000 UTC
that ending <3
British Pterodactyl
2021-12-25 01:55:39 +0000 UTC
Just smile and wave bois!
Phil West Music
2021-12-25 01:54:23 +0000 UTC
Hahaha yes!
Phil West Music
2021-12-25 01:53:58 +0000 UTC
these three could record each others farts for 90 minutes, I'd still pay 35 quid a month to listen to it
British Pterodactyl
2021-12-25 01:17:26 +0000 UTC
YES... YESSSS!!!
DootDootDotWav
2021-12-25 01:10:34 +0000 UTC
xmas penguins are based
SpookyPenguin
2021-12-25 00:53:37 +0000 UTC
The result of these polls just proves once more that the penis is evil.
2021-12-25 00:15:55 +0000 UTC
christmas came early, (penguin) kings
HJC
2021-12-25 00:11:40 +0000 UTC
YEEESSSS THIS IS WHAT I WANT, MERRY XMAS MOTHERFUCKERS! I'm drunk, family is sleeping, time for the bloody penguins
mimosalover69
2021-12-25 00:04:40 +0000 UTC