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Episode 28: The Bourne Identity

So we're only one episode away from finally killing James Bond- permit us to savour it. In order to make sure we can do No Time To Die as a live show we decided to take a quick Sojourn to kill Jason Bourne.

The Bourne identity introduces us to a man raised by fishermen, a man with no memory of his past but in possession of a set of incredible skills.... Join us as we unravel the mystery of just who this man is- oh hold on the third scene in the movie is a cutaway scene to the CIA where they explain exactly who he is in no uncertain terms. Ah,

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Episode 28: The Bourne Identity

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How am I the only person who caught the account number starts with 000-7

GhostMedic

Really late, but I thought of the team when I saw CinemaStix do an episode on the Bourne Identity called "yep, turns out the movie still works without all the exposition" where they hypothesise a rewrite. It turns out there's a fan-cut called 'The Ludlum Edit' where it follows the book more accurately and you don't see the CIA until Bourne calls them.

Bran Mac Muffin

i am more than a year late here, but you can absolutely stab someone with a biro pen, i have done it

Peggy Blue

Wow, really got my hopes up there, thought for a moment that the fishermen didn't pull Bourne out of the sea but in fact raised him from perdition :'(

DukeNukem64x

cant wait for the inevitable 20 minutes of jokes that come out of A) the pills in legacy which will be compared to all manor of transition related drugs, and B) the fact that one of the characters in ultimatum is a guardian journalist and the related terf jokes, truly a smorgasbord for the transes

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Also just want to say, if you're like me and love spy shit, and loved this movie: DO NOT READ THE BOOK. IT IS MISONYGIST TRASH. Every good moment will be spoiled by the book spitting in your eyes, repeatedly. Made it to around 80% through and went 'fuck this' and walked out on a book.

Noblesse Oblahaj

One of your best episodes. Very insightful. Loved it.

Noblesse Oblahaj

speaking of depressed eurovibes, bourne without depressed shitty eurovibes isn't true bourne imo, while i like ultimatum its a shame it spent so much time in new york; and the shit one on greengrass's return couldn't capture those same eurovibes, as alice said they were of a bygone age

Christine Pizan

Oh my God its Jason bourne hype! Three excellent if flawed movies, followed by two pieces of utter shit

Christine Pizan

Alice confirmed for brick

obliteron

I find the idea of Treadstone Glasgow so funny. Imagine joining the CIA Europe hit squad, expecting a life of Bond-esque intrigue in Paris or Berlin, and getting assigned to Glasgow station.

Stuart Clark

Will you kind folks also watch the Accountant with Ben Affleck?

James Cézanne-Taipale

An added benefit of wearing my mask, is that people on the morning train, can't see me grinning like a maniac all through the trip.

TawnyBee

Ah, you got to that movie with Franka Potente and… that guy. It’s the movie where Franka Potente does some pretty wicked driving! Pity it was that guy instead of her who got an extended franchise out of it…

Elsie Hupp

The motive for the assassination is so weird. We already know all kinds of deeply evil shit that the CIA has done in Africa, and we know who's accountable. And that knowledge has made absolutely no difference to the CIA or its ability to commit terrorism across the world.

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molotawv

Agent Brick took me out


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