Episode 32.5: The Mask of Zorro
Added 2022-05-18 00:36:03 +0000 UTCWe finally found it: a movie so horny that three trans people wasn't enough to properly discuss it. So we called in friend of the show and all three hosts of the show, Mattie Lubchansky!
The film is Zorro, by the way. The 1998 antonio banderas one where a shirtless anthony hopkins whips out the flames of a candelabra and Devon has heart palpitations. Can you tell I'm caring less and less about the copy on these as time goes by?
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Comments
The casting really does seem like the setup to a mediocre Monty Python skit: The Mask of Zorro, presented by the Cardiff Community Theatre
Sublight Monster
2024-05-09 15:13:12 +0000 UTCi really get devon on being nonbinary is dressing like a 1970s sex symbol but using they/them because my method of being nonbinary is dressing like a 1940s starlet and using it/its. sometimes you are a haunted picture of doris day that stepped out of the frame.
Keti
2024-04-07 14:54:02 +0000 UTCI'm with Devon on this one, never realized Catherine Zeta Jones WASN'T hispanic. Especially because she looks exactly like my latina wife (who is very white passing)
deathbysamurai
2023-10-21 19:02:48 +0000 UTCOh my god…the cougar explosion is the spiritual ancestor to the donkey explosion but of Rambo…
Salsa Roja
2023-08-08 15:05:09 +0000 UTCman it sucked when my fellow 5 joachims gang member joachim got his head dropped into a barrel of wine
Joachim Macdonald
2023-07-09 15:09:56 +0000 UTCThis is the ep that made me sign up. I just had to listen to Alice react to all the horny
Dylan Wintersteen
2022-11-10 23:24:51 +0000 UTCIts not a Z that old Zorro carves into Monterro's neck in the opening scene. It's a "3". "3 men, 3 guards - a small memnto of Mexico"
Alastair McKenzie
2022-08-18 19:55:29 +0000 UTCOh hell yes. Mask of Zoro and Blade are my two favorite 90's action movies.
2022-05-30 23:05:12 +0000 UTCAlmost irrelevant but I watched the Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus again recently and the model work in that film is sick. I fully endorse love of models, stop motion and glass painting.
Cate Kneale
2022-05-29 11:00:17 +0000 UTCIf anyone wants to see a great youtube analysis of how this is the horniest movie ever, watch Patrick Willem's video on it. https://youtu.be/LdQHKQ26Wnk
David Alexander
2022-05-23 01:34:44 +0000 UTCI've never seen this movie and you have convinced me that I must rectify this error IMMEDIATELY. Question about the future of the podcast: once you have finished killing Jason Bourne, would a "Kill Ethan Hunt" arc become a possibility? I think there's an argument to be made that Mission Impossible is a better modern-day Bond series than modern-day Bond is.
Dana Himrich
2022-05-22 22:54:57 +0000 UTCI think the facial hair thing probably plays both into "the old ways" and also a class thing but I do agree that nowadays the loss of facial hair is just tragic.
Meonlights
2022-05-21 07:23:20 +0000 UTCThis episode has taught me that I have irreversibly tangled together The Mask of Zorro and The Princess Bride, to the point where I had to listen to this twice and have the Wikipedia page for the film open to keep track of the narrative. Great episode as always, well worth the back-to-back double listen <3
Anna
2022-05-20 15:27:49 +0000 UTCLove the Boonta Vista style opening
nathan
2022-05-20 04:20:23 +0000 UTCDead from the intro, never stop, also I saw Kate on Netflix and kinda loved it and thought you lot would have fun ripping on it. The apartment fight is the peak of the film
Delta357
2022-05-19 20:57:16 +0000 UTC
