S2E28.5: Cruella
Added 2023-07-20 11:07:18 +0000 UTC
It's another 2-host episode this week as Devon is away on holiday in Chicago. They've asked me to stress that this is normal holiday leave, not Dome Leave. And so, it's time to settle in with your favourite Girls as they discuss the 2021 prequel to 101 Dalmations, Cruella!
This one's also taking the place of a free episode, so enjoy!
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oppenheimer type format where it cuts back and forth between her interrogation and the events being described
Jon, it hurts
2024-09-12 03:11:12 +0000 UTC
If they had just made this movie a campy gay comedy with the framing device of cruella trying to explain her actions to the authorities and it’s this long meandering ridiculous and obviously made up sympathetic origin story that she’s telling them where she’s bullied as a child for being too much of a fashion icon (which she can’t help; she was born that way, hair and all) and her mother was killed by Dalmatians and the whole world has treated her so unfair and there’s all these gay coded ass characters but like in a “gay ppl made this” way and the whole time the authorities are interjecting like “what the hell does this have to do with you attempting to turn this nice straight couple’s 101 pet dogs into a fur coat” and she keeps being like “be PATIENT darling, I’m GETTING there”
Squash fei
2024-08-11 06:59:43 +0000 UTC
LMAO yes I’m convinced there’s a gayer version of this movie which I will now explain in my own comment
Squash fei
2024-08-11 06:26:01 +0000 UTC
idk if you'll bring this up but theres a couple older live action 101 dalmations movies and the cruella in those is absolutely great i think youd love her.
its been a while since i watched "once upon a time" so i dont remember this too well but that show at some point had a cruella character. the backstory they gave her iirc was her evil mom used magic to mind control the dogs to terrorize her daughter to keep her under her control and cruella i think learned to do the dog mind control magic and used it to make the dogs maul her mom to death, and then went on to use them like this for various other evil plots. still a funny backstory but a way more fun one which wouldve made for a way better movie
Jon, it hurts
2024-03-25 23:31:11 +0000 UTC
"Dalmatians are nice" ok to be fair they were originally used as guard dogs for firefighting equipment/horses + to run in front of the horse drawn fire engines to clear the street for them theyre not like golden retrievers lol. i think the funny part about the mom death scene isnt that its dalmations its that they PUSH HER OFF A CLIFF LMAO
Jon, it hurts
2024-03-25 23:23:40 +0000 UTC
Listening to abi talk about Emma stone deserving a cool breakout role after just watching Poor Things, serendipity!
Zagreuses-toast
2024-01-31 05:54:54 +0000 UTC
(Jesses GF here want to add the context that we’re both absolutely hammered on cocktails on a beach so take the above with serious consideration but also with the knowledge that this is a drunk text, peace and love)
Jesse Billington
2023-07-26 16:32:30 +0000 UTC
This is coming slightly half cut from a beach in Croatia but, if you’re looking for something interesting films to dip into as y’all take your summer hols then might I suggest Sahara (an adaptation of the Clive cussler novel of the same name) or Raise the Titanic (also a Cussler novel). I enjoy the books as great pulp fiction despite one of them being hugely transphobic (Iceberg, published in 1975) and feel that certainly the two films (like the Jack Ryan series which was largely disavowed by Tom Clancy) the film adaptations of Cussler’s work were also disavowed by him. Equally, he’s dead so it’s “ok” to slander his work. And despite being a fan of it, I’m intrigued and would hugely enjoy the input of “the gang” on two films that sparked interesting thoughts on gender for me. All the best, and keep up the stellar work,
Sincerely,
Jesse B
Jesse Billington
2023-07-26 16:30:30 +0000 UTC
The weirdness of it all, especially comparing to the original (which Abi hasn't seen), along with all the voiceover does kind of give the impression that this isn't "the true story" as much as it is the villain telling you their version of events after the fact and trying to make themself look better.
This is all just a big misunderstanding! I'm actually the victim here!
I didn't mistreat my two... associates. Why we were practically a little found family, weren't we fellas?
No, absolutely not, there's never been anything gay going on, perish the thought, and no I'm not going to do any introspection on why I'm so quick to insist that I'm not gay all the time.
The coat? Right... the coat... made out of puppies... Well, you see, my mother, god rest her soul...
-Kris-
2023-07-26 16:04:41 +0000 UTC
So I'm wondering if the show is about to go on hiatus or just be about non-US movies since the SAG-AFTRA Podcast rules got updated and they're asking for re-watch/companion shows to stop - https://www.sagaftrastrike.org/podcaster-faqs
George Rohac
2023-07-26 14:55:43 +0000 UTC
Hellmann Hall, seat of the mayonnaise empire
-Kris-
2023-07-25 22:19:47 +0000 UTC
I'd love to see you do Oldboy
Cameron
2023-07-24 04:12:24 +0000 UTC
i had to pause to go watch the cruella mom cliff scene again. Its so fucking funny
Oh No
2023-07-23 04:14:15 +0000 UTC
It took me out at the end when Roger and Anita get Dalmatian puppies, because it means that their dogs were litter mates and the 101 dalmatians were products of inbreeding. It also completely nullifies the way their dogs contrive a meet-cute between their owners during the animated film and throws a whole load of that story out of the window if they know each other beforehand, but that’s to be expected from such a distant spinoff.
Anna
2023-07-22 23:47:01 +0000 UTC
so glad as a cisish man I can get valuable input on what is and isn't gay in this film. love the podcast!
scara b
2023-07-22 18:56:36 +0000 UTC
It's weird that they both have girlfriends named Flex.
Michael Tonus
2023-07-22 15:56:41 +0000 UTC
Disney is 100% supportive and inclusive of the LGBTQ+ community*
*so long as it can be cut out for the Chinese market without affecting the plot.
Scaredyfish
2023-07-22 10:36:21 +0000 UTC
Aww, you missed my name in the patron shoutout! 😢😭😂🤣. You just don't want Abigail finding out about me, eh Devon? 😏😂😂
Anya Topp
2023-07-21 15:51:27 +0000 UTC
If you want a breath of fresh air after this (not gay) movie, I would recommend Nimona, which does not for a moment pretend to not be queer
arbitrary-fascinations
2023-07-21 14:46:16 +0000 UTC
Stabbing each other is one of the most lesbian things two women can do, yes
Twi
2023-07-21 14:20:54 +0000 UTC
I legit cried near the beginning when mom went over the cliff. Kid was too young to be parent'less.
anamoy
2023-07-21 14:10:24 +0000 UTC
So is it just a feature of lesbianism to equate violence to sex or are these two projecting? Because apart from the violence I really did not see anything sexual between the baroness and Cruella.
Finnschlenker
2023-07-21 13:08:42 +0000 UTC
Yeah, like, didn't a bunch of children get savaged by Dalmatians due indirectly to the original movie making them seem like ideal family pets, and not hunting dogs with a lot of energy and a strong prey drive?
Sam Price
2023-07-20 22:31:14 +0000 UTC
I am shocked to learn 101 dalmatians takes place in london. Had to look it up. My childhood memories have it so firmly placed in paris. I am heartbroken. Also my bestie has been trying to make me watch this movie since it came out, but she unironically loves it so its not safe for me to watch it with her. I have to be so careful after she ambushed me with ready player one.
Roggepan
2023-07-20 20:50:40 +0000 UTC
I have literally never heard someone say that Dalmatians are nice dogs. Quit gaslighting me specifically
The Squash
2023-07-20 19:40:09 +0000 UTC
I think we all remember the 1970s High Street shop "Domme-U-Like"
AngryOldManYaddaYadda
2023-07-20 19:03:37 +0000 UTC
it's minor, but i find the whole "i hate dalmatians because my mother was murdered by them" thing especially funny given that, in 101 Dalmatians, Cruella doesn't seem to actually hate dogs. from what little we see, her overall attitude is one of complete apathy except when she realizes that dalmatian puppy fur would make a great coat.
QuoProQuid
2023-07-20 18:42:29 +0000 UTC
funny you should mention that because Disney threw one of the co-writers of "The Favourite" at "Cruella" for rewrites.
QuoProQuid
2023-07-20 18:25:06 +0000 UTC
ALSO I vividly remember 'the dog who killed Osama Bin Laden' orginating at a TF live show last year although the specific context escapes me.
Ros Ballinger
2023-07-20 18:17:46 +0000 UTC
If you're looking for a better Emma Stone vehicle, PLEASE cover The Favourite. It GAY.
Ros Ballinger
2023-07-20 17:52:17 +0000 UTC
"trying to have it both ways" could be the motto of every single disney live action remake
God's Eepiest Soldier
2023-07-20 16:42:44 +0000 UTC
Wonderful 👏 I watched this when it released and barely remembered any of it. It felt like an absolute fever dream.
HAUNTER
2023-07-20 16:16:34 +0000 UTC
This more and less horny than I expected.
Elder Dog
2023-07-20 16:11:38 +0000 UTC
If Abby would like to assert her claim to the throne I will fully back her claims.
Hedrigal
2023-07-20 15:35:02 +0000 UTC
I live there, if Devon needs anything
anamoy
2023-07-20 13:55:37 +0000 UTC
You joke about Jasper dropping an f-bomb in 101 Dalmatians, but I distinctly remember Hugh Laurie as Jasper referring to Horace as a berk in the live action version. So no f-bombs, but someone does get called a c**t.
Sammi
2023-07-20 12:51:57 +0000 UTC
I was looking forward to Rambo 4: Citizens on Patrol, but this will do just fine
Jake Collingwood
2023-07-20 11:54:25 +0000 UTC
Chicagone
ouroboros
2023-07-20 11:42:02 +0000 UTC
Yaaaaaaaaaaasssss. This film came out JUST as I was coming out and set me on a trajectory to couture fashion and being kind of a bitch and I love it xx
The Curious Case of Caley V
2023-07-20 11:09:40 +0000 UTC