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S3E1: OSS 117 se déchaîne (1963)

Let me set the scene: It's 1963, the movie 'From Russia With Love' has just released and pre-production on 'Goldfinger' is already taking place. The People are clamoring for international nonces of mystery, and the great film-mills of Europe are only too happy to hard shift from the declining 'sword and sandals' genre into something that will forever be known... as Eurospy.

It's episode one of season 3, the much anticipated 'Season of Solidarity', where we take a look at movies not currently struck by the WGA or SAG-AFTRA and get to get back to our roots of talking about a bad spy movie from the 60s.

On today's docket: OSS 117 is unleashed!

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THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIKE!

SAG-AFTRA and the WGA are both on strike for a number of reasons, from pay for streaming residuals, to the rights to own your own appearance, to the right to not have AIs trained off your work.

So if you've got a few spare pennies, why not chip in to help keep movies from becoming Shit Forever.
https://entertainmentcommunity.org/
https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/the-snacklist-support-striking-workers

And if you're in the UK, the UCU could still do with some help
https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

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Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!
https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

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*WEB DESIGN ALERT*

Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

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THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIKE!

SAG-AFTRA and the WGA are both on strike for a number of reasons, from pay for streaming residuals, to the rights to own your own appearance, to the right to not have AIs trained off your work.

So if you've got a few spare pennies, why not chip in to help keep movies from becoming Shit Forever.
https://entertainmentcommunity.org/
https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/the-snacklist-support-striking-workers

And if you're in the UK, the UCU could still do with some help
https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

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Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!
https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

------

*WEB DESIGN ALERT*

Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

S3E1: OSS 117 se déchaîne (1963)

Comments

I should invest in some sexy insurance. What, through no fault of my own, I suddenly become sexy? I'd be fucked!

Australian Estuary Pirate

As a huge fan of The Seventh Voyage of Sinbad and Jack the Giant Killer the brief Kerwin Matthews bio was wonderful! So happy he got to live a long happy (gay) life!

Desmond Gonzalez

the cunty man with the cunty renault

Preston Klein

As someone who vapes strawberry custard flavors, this episode found my new kink: being degraded for vaping my strawberry custard

Jeff Henry

Could it be that the hot 1960s girls be due to Americans in France in the 40s? Could these French hotties have GI dad's?

Rear Admiral JDogg

I can absolutely picture a Jackie Chan-style fight scene where one person was in the middle of cleaning and oiling a pistol, it gets covered in the oil, and then just gets grabbed and lost over and over through the fight.

-Kris-

Those unions are so bad at communicating, I mean there isn't even a cis girl on this podcast let alone an "Ebert"

Amy

incredible start to the new season. Siskel and Ebert have nothing on this

thejackalope231

I love this show.

Meonlights

"Which of my girlfriends vapes your living room nonconsensually?" "We are not the modern Siskel and Ebert..."

Meonlights

Alice making a Jojo's reference was all I needed this morning

James Collinge

The bunk bed joke is totally in the movie Big

Spencer Moore

I wonder if changes in how babies were handled in childbirth changed facial features

Nick Gully

Alice resisting the urge to make a self-deprecating joke, glowing like a cosmonaut pod on re-entry beneath the strain

Noblesse Oblahaj

"James Bond is a character" is probably the most charitable thing Alice has ever said of him

Noblesse Oblahaj

So Alice is totally Siskel in this anology, right? Also fingers crossed my baby, my darling, Danger: Diabolik gets their time in the spotlight. Or maybe The 10th Victim.

aae19422

Is it likely that the movie's title is meant to be a bilingual pun? it does sound an awful lot like "sedition"

Brendan Hurley

“Two Americans having a conversation entirely in French.” Is 90% of my childhood.

James Cézanne-Taipale

What happens if this summons Sheriff J.W. Pepper?

iosf

I just want to relax with one of my fav podcasts and I get thoroughly dunked on for vaping ugh fuck this i'm going back to smoking Camels

chronicles of girldick

Listening to this from Louisiana and just praying the gumbo references and southern accents become The Bit for these

Karis Ritenour

Just so you know the guardian reviewed Serpico like 3 days after you guys posted. I apologise for still reading the paper. Much as it grieves me to say, I still need to have a physical paper to wrap cat litter in, and need to get my money's worth.

Athena Von Tharsis

Captain Kirk had a more violent version where he would put both his fists together and swing them into the other guy's back. I feel it's still part of the same broad "chop family tree"

Jake Collingwood

KJB , et les autres ! (ooh là là)

Jazz Fox-Canning

Developing female frenchification surgery

brodie

I think the Uncle Chop was a popular trope in the 60s. Because that’s how Mr Spock was supposed to take guys out in Star Trek as well, and Leonard Nimoy came up with the neck pinch thing because he thought the chop would look silly and not suit the character very well. So I guess it was like the less violent 60s version of making someone look quickly to the left.

Michael Tonus

"You wouldn't kill a woman before she's finished her keg, would you?"

ZombieDwarf

mon plus long OUAIS TEPOOO que jamais

God's Eepiest Soldier

I'm an English<>French interpreter so I'm gonna say listening to this episode counts as some kind of professional development

Arthur Sexcrimes

So hearing Abi lament about someone vaping in her living room reminds me of a similar situation I had at uni when I was working part time at the pub. I was one of the very few people there who had a car and I was extremely proud of it, and everyone at the pub knew that if I'm giving you a lift home, you don't spark up in the car. Everyone understood this as it was the first thing I'd tell any new passenger. One day I give a lift home to everyone on the closing shift, including the new boy. I tell him the usual rule of don't spark up, he says that's fine and climbs in the back. I go about 30m and have to come to a stop, and next thing I'm engulfed in a thick cloud and can't see shit for a moment. It being an Alfa Romeo I had bought fairly cheap, my first thought was that it caught fire, but I could smell really horrid artificial fruit flavouring that legitimately hurt my eyes. I spun around to see the new boy, chuffing away on his vape. I confront him on this, given I had just told him about 45 seconds ago not to smoke in my car, and he instead says its just a vape and I should be thanking him because he's making my car smell like strawberry. It's ever since I've come to the conclusion that vaping is significantly more anti social than vaping, and if someone vape in your house, car or other property, you should have the legal right to make them swallow said vape device.

Alex Twinspark

The top or bortom bunk bed joke is used in Big from 1988. but more with a position than an inclination implied.

Ester Daniel Ytterbrink

Le Morte d'James Bond

ZombieDwarf

All of you never fail to crack me up, but somehow hearing "lubricated pistol" at 56:22 broke me, and my partner had to check that I was OK since I was struggling to breathe while laughing at that. Thank you.

Paul Barratt

Siskel, Ebert and Devon already has me laughing hard in this episode. Looking forward to this season of Eurospies a lot

Peter Larkin

Season 3 baby, let’s go!

Scaredyfish

Crucial question, are the films of any le Carre stuff going to fall into eurospy or are those a little too highbrow, because the spy who came in from the cold is a legitimately interesting watch and I think they aren't American made, slightly more serious than a lot of eurospy stuff but they're good films

Rufus Dean


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