S4E10: You Only Live Twice With No Notes
Added 2025-03-20 14:44:10 +0000 UTCThats right, it's a kind of round number of episodes- which means it's time once again to take a crack at our original pitch for Season 2!
This week, Join us as we cast our minds back to 1960s Japan and 2021 Britain as we attempt to remember everything that happens in the movie You Only Live Twice without rewatching the film or referring back to our notes.
Can we do it? I don't think so. I don't think so.
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Comments
I thought the first woman he meets was Aki, who Connery keeps calling “Acky” Acky gets killed by the poison drops, and then Tiger comes up with the “become Japanese” plan to a different woman Tiger tells him “she has a face like a pig”. The second woman is Kissy
Sublight Monster
2025-04-03 06:20:33 +0000 UTCKJB lingerie concept: a bra that opens around the nipples like the gun barrel opening
Alma Blue
2025-03-25 20:05:41 +0000 UTCPlease do a shirt of the heist season art I would even pre-order it
Alma Blue
2025-03-25 20:03:33 +0000 UTCAs a blacksmith, I would genuinely buy a KJB anvil.
Mythopoeist
2025-03-25 17:57:53 +0000 UTCWasn't sure where else to post this, but for robbery season please consider Sugar and Spice. Cheerleader bank heist movie from 2001 written, directed, and starring women.
Sand2Stone
2025-03-25 07:09:54 +0000 UTCI currently (24/3/25) have 75$ usd in a secure location. Please sell the shirt i will buy one i will post pictures.
Platinum, Queen of Dread
2025-03-24 15:32:06 +0000 UTCI'm sure it's already been given, but I do keep notes for the numbers for each SCUM score (it's a way to kill time) alongside the awards, and the original numbers for You Only Live Twice were 5, 8, 2, and 7.
Mistress Angela Aelis
2025-03-24 01:32:25 +0000 UTCProposing the Pajama Pit Ribbon for Underwhelming Villainy (the design for which could include the motto "just use a gun")
-Kris-
2025-03-23 20:31:45 +0000 UTCAbsolute favorite lair design, just defined it for the whole genre after this. Apparently actually cost a million dollars to make the set
-Kris-
2025-03-23 20:06:28 +0000 UTC"Where are the ninjas getting their weapons? They're quite specialized, the throwing stars, the kunai with chain" the fucking actual MBA Gyrojet rocket guns! Talk about specialized, the ammo for one of those is more than 200$ per round today
-Kris-
2025-03-23 19:59:16 +0000 UTCLooking forward to jumping straight from this to the original episode - seeing what the shift has been
Clare
2025-03-23 19:11:47 +0000 UTCAs a Perthie you're so real for that one
PokeMaple
2025-03-23 09:25:09 +0000 UTC3 minutes in and nova gives tacit permission to replace her on the podcast. I guess getting your affairs in order is now an important part of submitting your US visa application.
Damien Tonkin
2025-03-23 07:30:00 +0000 UTCYes I would buy and wear a Brosnan shirt how is this even a question
Vae may be looking for a longer name
2025-03-22 20:50:37 +0000 UTC"First, you become a Japanese"...[Cut to Sean Connery in the worst yellow-face ever.] Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto awoke from his nightmare. What he'd seen shook him deeply. It could not be allowed to happen. The West had to be destroyed.
Manuel Kiguel
2025-03-22 03:56:30 +0000 UTCNone of you are allowed to die! I'm sure I'm not alone when I say that this podcast has become a cornerstone of my (admittedly weak) grip on sanity!!!!
Evie K
2025-03-22 01:04:08 +0000 UTCThailand- cheap food, good beaches and over the counter HRT
Katana King
2025-03-22 00:18:57 +0000 UTCHere is an idea. Evil Genius 1 & 2 stream. That would be pretty fun.
Lord Travis Lance the 3rd Matheson esq
2025-03-21 23:40:01 +0000 UTCThis episode rocked. I would love a re-release of the Season 1 KJB movie poster, I was so sad I didn’t get one.
PaceSchwarz
2025-03-21 21:17:53 +0000 UTCSiamese vodka
Andrew Dunn
2025-03-21 20:37:20 +0000 UTCKill James Bond hoodie! I need one in my life ❤️🙏🥳
Francesca Sapsford
2025-03-21 20:02:43 +0000 UTCI would add that "Wile E Coyote is in Spectre" was explicitly a thing that happened in that spy themed live action Looney Toons film. The one with Timothy Dalton playing off brand Bond.
Sammi
2025-03-21 18:52:20 +0000 UTCPlease do branded hard hats. I've always wanted a hard hat but I want it to be a strange obe
Alex Tompkins
2025-03-21 15:50:22 +0000 UTCi'll keep it real i am not buying that shirt
Nikola
2025-03-21 14:24:38 +0000 UTCI'd buy a KJB branded anvil. I take self defence seriously.
Jack Fennell
2025-03-21 12:25:10 +0000 UTC*Sammy Davis Jr. Voice*: "🎶SPECTRE Eleven . . .🎶"
BarFly
2025-03-21 11:00:16 +0000 UTCNonce torpedoes are against the Geneva Conventions!
James Rule
2025-03-21 10:55:26 +0000 UTCYesss, love these throwbacks to what it felt like when I had amnesia. They can never come soon enough.
River Gilles Cooke
2025-03-21 10:49:34 +0000 UTCHell yeah to the next bonus. Literally kept thinking of it during the discussion of the "step on me" scene.
Meonlights
2025-03-21 10:27:36 +0000 UTCHayla Hayla Hayla
Rosie
2025-03-21 10:21:31 +0000 UTCPerhaps P lingerie is a great trademark for a particular set of laceys knickers for gender queer persons who still need a pouch.
MFH
2025-03-21 07:39:26 +0000 UTCNZ MENTIONED RAHHHH 🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿
Lilith Alderson
2025-03-21 04:20:06 +0000 UTC*Leo DiCaprio pointing meme* My name in the jazz outro!
Hayla
2025-03-21 03:46:47 +0000 UTCI need the Brosnan shirt I've been waiting so long
theryanbard
2025-03-21 03:18:29 +0000 UTCMake more kiwi friends more reason to come here
Ben Nancekivell
2025-03-21 00:58:07 +0000 UTCNEW ZEALAND MENTIONED WHAT THE FUCK IS A SHORT DISTANCE INTERNATIONAL FLIGHT
POWERDAD
2025-03-21 00:25:12 +0000 UTCStar Trek space burials in the eyeglasses case are my favorite. Also I am a huge nerd, the sunglasses case they shoot people out in is a proton torpedo casing so it is pretty durable and probably made to survive atmosphere
Winson Paine
2025-03-21 00:15:12 +0000 UTCI can't usually partake of merch shirts myself, but I would keep one on hand for the occasional visiting twink.
Tall Jeff
2025-03-20 23:58:36 +0000 UTCI love the impulse to give Spectre 11 an award and wonder if an award for "earning the metal plate" would be possible
Mags
2025-03-20 22:46:06 +0000 UTCI feel like there's so many episodes recently where I've really wanted to watch the movie beforehand thank fuck today's a no notes
Bidenist_thirdworldist
2025-03-20 21:48:45 +0000 UTCHow many times do you live with notes
Desmond Gonzalez
2025-03-20 21:38:46 +0000 UTCAbby fighting the good fight against biplane erasure.
Carlfish
2025-03-20 21:31:46 +0000 UTCcannot wait for spectre FUCKING eleven
Peter Paul Rubens' Muse
2025-03-20 21:17:57 +0000 UTCthis is just good advice in 2025 `Tiger Tanaka: • First, you become a Japanese. • Second, you train 🚂 hard and quickly to become a ninja 🥷 , like us. • And third, to give you extra special cover, you take a wife.` ===== the UK and US are gaining brain worms and it is impacting ordinary life, so it is good to get citizenship somewhere else develop your hobbies and your hyperfixations, and do it in a group setting with one’s blokes finding a partner who you sacrifice for and do labor keeps people sane in a world of madness, get yourself out of your head and do some direct action / work this response is in jest, but seriously this is practical life advice now a days
Matthew Theisen
2025-03-20 21:10:41 +0000 UTC"...until it's just kind of a podcast of us chatting" I see November's Ocean's Eleven plan of tricking Devon and Abby into being her friends is working. Now where's that saxophone noodler? And I would buy the brosnan shirt. Maybe not the anvil, I'd have to completely redesign the room around it.
khaliqtessi
2025-03-20 20:59:12 +0000 UTCA bit of Hyperfixation Mode: technically “ninja grade” metal would be just normal metal since they historically didn’t have that many supplies. It’s why so many of their tools are just modified farming equipment. Kusarigama is just a rope/chain with a hand scythe on one end and a weight on the other, and a Kunai was just a small hand trowel. So technically you could label cooking knives “Ninja Grade” without changing anything and it would technically be accurate.
Lay-Tex-Lips
2025-03-20 20:31:48 +0000 UTCDev you misunderstand, my desire to wear the most bonkers t shirts and modify them into crop tops and muscle Tees knows no bounds
Lizzie LaHaie
2025-03-20 20:23:49 +0000 UTC“Kill Bond…now!” happens right after Specter 11 goes to the pyjamas. Abbie is right.
Brian Taulbee
2025-03-20 19:59:45 +0000 UTCThis was your most frantic and insane one yet, thank you
Sluggnya
2025-03-20 19:06:26 +0000 UTCIf it's based on Spotify listens then I'm afraid I'm not helping to prevent the bomb from going off. I just listen through Patreon for some fecking reason....
Peter Larkin
2025-03-20 18:47:58 +0000 UTCI WILL BUY YHE SHIRT!
Justine
2025-03-20 18:10:52 +0000 UTCThe segment about dropping an anvil on Bond made me laugh and then come up with an idea: for each movie, identify the funniest moment for the protagonist to die. Truly killing James Bond.
S Brandywine
2025-03-20 18:03:38 +0000 UTCThe Federation flag is definitely draped over Spock's torpedo. It was removed before he was shot out.
Tariq Moustapha
2025-03-20 17:50:13 +0000 UTCFirst, you become a Muppet.
Tariq Moustapha
2025-03-20 17:42:29 +0000 UTCI will buy a brosnan shirt
Erin Taylor
2025-03-20 17:42:11 +0000 UTC...entirely JapaneEeeEeEese.
cole d
2025-03-20 17:09:55 +0000 UTC"Wile E Coyote is in SPECTRE" is a good bit. this organization does not tolerate failure but the guy can't die to all the contrived metal plates and pajama pits. he keeps advancing through the numbers when all the buffoons above him fuck it colossally and actually die. Wile E Coyote is probably SPECTRE 3 by now
Jazz Fox-Canning
2025-03-20 16:50:56 +0000 UTCI support the shirt conceptually. But must admit I would not buy it
Rufus Dean
2025-03-20 16:46:49 +0000 UTCDevon. I will buy the lingerie and the shirt.
Jess Edwards
2025-03-20 16:39:51 +0000 UTCYay thunderbirds mentioned
Princess Gwynevere
2025-03-20 16:38:25 +0000 UTCAbby speaking in Sean Connery: "You wouldn't deny a white boy a harmless vape, would you?" Me: (falls out)
Knights Who Say Sledge
2025-03-20 16:27:54 +0000 UTCSpeaking of Charles Gray I was watching Rocky Horror with my friends and I wanted to point at the screen when he first showed up but I knew my friends wouldnt get it
Skate Bush
2025-03-20 15:44:40 +0000 UTCI would buy a KJB brand anvil
Pandora Catarina Hex
2025-03-20 15:41:54 +0000 UTCSean Connery in Yellowface, Charles Gray - who refuses to go entirely Japaneeese, Donald Plesance as my 2nd favorite Blofeld. What's not to like?
Bill Miller
2025-03-20 15:37:10 +0000 UTCThank you
Kill James Bond!
2025-03-20 15:34:25 +0000 UTCIs Mr. Chemicals my favorite KJB renaming for a character to date? It might be. I howl with laughter each time and repeat to myself aloud, "Mr. Chemicals." Cheers, y'all.
Knights Who Say Sledge
2025-03-20 15:32:32 +0000 UTCI do remember the episode after Abi's face just did that because she couldn't really laugh since it hurt 8'D
Meonlights
2025-03-20 15:31:25 +0000 UTCI'll be honest. I wouldn't buy the shirt.
Eva Graversen
2025-03-20 15:27:05 +0000 UTCYOL....T? 🤔
Playslashwrite
2025-03-20 15:19:23 +0000 UTCThese are my favorite episodes. I love y'all going fully unhinged. Actually, I just love y'all (parasocially speaking).
Knights Who Say Sledge
2025-03-20 15:16:11 +0000 UTCit is time to go entirely Japanese
Lucie Rose
2025-03-20 14:51:08 +0000 UTCLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lorretta Mazerf (Committing Squid Heists)
2025-03-20 14:49:43 +0000 UTCThis is going to be a glorious mess.
Doug King
2025-03-20 14:49:01 +0000 UTCGirls gays and theys, we're here
The Lane Family
2025-03-20 14:48:07 +0000 UTCohhhhh I'm excited for this
Ros Ballinger
2025-03-20 14:45:06 +0000 UTC
