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Message for Patrons + Q&A + Worst Airports Vid

Hello Patrons,

Something a bit different for you this week. Rather than a regular political video we've got a small update message just for you saying why we're still silent on the public front. It's just a quick message from Jordan so we've also answered a handful of your questions from the Q&A a few days ago and included a new comedy video as well: The Worst Airports in Australia (Sydney vs Melbourne).

As Jordan says in the video, we want to get back to posting as normally ASAP but for a number of reasons we can't get into right now, staying silent is the best course of action. We're hoping we can give you further updates soon but for now thank you all so much. You patrons are keeping the channel afloat right now,
The FJ Crew

Comments

Sweat Lord… SWEAT not sweet…

Theresa A

Re: being a cuz. Here’s a little tidbit about the US or at least where I live. On the street (ghettos), I began to hear many years ago people saying that so-and-so was their cousin, uncle or brother. Being me, I’d press the issue saying but how are you related?! And a few began to tell me: OK it’s my street brother… My street uncle …my street cousin but it’s my street fam. Oh! Ok OK… so when I heard BRUZ for brother/cousin (for utter legends) that is so much better & so much more of an intelligent way to put together that same sentiment. I have to tread lightly…(well truth): you only hear it in African-American neighborhoods. Had I not begun watching your videos I would’ve had no idea the immigration problems that you have plus they seem so odd and foreign because they’re not what I’m used to (ie Lebanese & Turkish… & Italian…& aboriginal. I don’t think we’re known for the greatest public education system & I know we’re not known for our geography as it seems most of us missed that if it was over offered at all… But those are countries with which I am not familiar. I suppose it makes sense bc y’all are 1/2way around the world but overall I don’t think we’re taught much about Australia. Like the mix of races there has created such a different yet varied landscape which seems quite diverse. I’m in Texas where the governor acts like there are immigrants storming Texas cities which is just complete & utter bullshit! Yes we have a continuous influx of Hispanics, Central & South Americans that are slowly saturating US society (also now a foreign speaking race of very dark blacks that the Hispanics don’t understand their language…they carry big baskets on their heads but I digress. The influx has been occurring for many decades. It’s been a problem across the entire US already so GregAbbott, sending buses & planes of migrants to these safe harbor cities? What a dick! What an asshole. He says THIS is what it’s like here for us in TX. No, no, No, it’s not. It’s not that way at all. Just so you know. Cities like Houston where I mostly grew up were somehow supposed to be the American Dream, upward mobility personified in these diverse cultural melting pots. While there was the corner liquor store run by a singular Vietnamese man that worked every hour possible per wk. In that way, I suppose the American dream was possible although I talked to some of these store owners who explained that they never had a moment of rest or time off as there was no one else to cover. Plus immigrants send all their earnings home (generalization, I’m sure). But what happened & I don’t know how it happened, it was a big saying that Houston was going to be a vast, cultural melting pot. By the time I was in high school, Chinese, Vietnamese, Hispanics, Nigerians… You name it but instead of melding into this immigrant family melting pot, they moved into little cities where one didn’t feel safe crossing the borders of those areas if you were of a different ethnicity. You had little Chinatown, Mexico, India. Also, my high school had 6000 students with a north & south campus so it was truly being lost in a sea of faces. We moved a whole lot so I returned to the high school of 6000 students as a senior to find armed policemen on campus & every day they would be sounding an alarm saying that one of the gangs had a handgun, to shelter in place and so on. I just find it interesting that when I was a kid there was this Martin Luther King-esque dream that 🎶this land is your land🎶and 🎵free to be you and me🎵has morphed into an endless nightmare where it remains. I know it’s a gift, the Statue of Liberty that was given to us by France yet the original idyllic dream is inscribed on it. It says bring me your tired, your hungry and your poor plus so much other beautiful things in the form of a poem that’s worth investigating if you’ve never read it. However, I’ve since heard that it wasn’t even sincere back then. If you had money, you were never turned away, which I didn’t even know people were turned away & put back on ships. If you were poor & didn’t get turned away, that’s the “freedom” image of Ellis Island. However, I more recently heard that the elite (there’s that word) bypassed Ellis Island, had private entry where they paid to freely enter. So the whole thing is built on a sham! Thx 4 letting me share. 🫤😂

Theresa A

What happened here in the states or at least in Texas we had these Blue Light Laws which said when liquor can be sold & or so we all thought, when stores could be open. Apparently they didn’t even apply to anything but liquor. Yet Walmart was open 24/7 b4 lockdown & everywhere was open hours later. After lockdown they didn’t revert… Walmart closes at 11pm now. Tidbit. 😊

Theresa A

I was thinking I was a boomer… lol. That’s my dad. So I’m gen X but nonetheless, there were a couple of times my petticoats were ruffled. 😂

Theresa A

😂

Theresa A

Thank you for the response to Roy. He said what I assume we all feel at times but YOU said exactly what I needed to hear. I’m facing the carnival that is Trump in November. I had never voted for that same old lame excuse that you addressed - until the 2020 election. Well truly I’d cut off my own nose to spite my face or drank poison to hurt you bc as I watched the evening news in the late 90’s on a work night right before bed like I’d always done - this new affiliate I’d previously thought was fresh & new, broke my fng heart. Fox News LIED to me! So, I cut off my cable TV!! Boy I showed you all, didn’t I? When I decided to rejoin society/media a few years before Covid I was like WTF DID YOU GUYS DO?? Nothing!! Now media bias was the norm! Now I’m literally ashamed that I washed my hands of it bc my feelings were hurt. Smmfh. And it was my burden alone to bear! I was PROUD in 2020 to have had the PRIVILEGE of voting. And yeah, what system anywhere is not broken? I love it. Just do it anyway.

Theresa A

PLEASE COVER NZ POLITICS! WE NEED YOU

Ollie Warren

Hey guys, I'm a long time watcher on YouTube but new timer to Patreon, I'm so impressed by all your work, and feel so inspired watching you take on such giants in the game! We are all rooting for you so, please keep it up! Also, I would love to help in any way that I can. - Lu north qld

World Of Wonder

Hi Jordies I love the Australians drama as an American idk what’s happening but you’re so funny gotta support good journalism

Sophie Barnett

I appreciate that this comment & response are from Hand & Blue Balls.

Amanda L

Hey Jordan, I hope that you are ok and have a safe place to live. This whole Coronation Property saga must be pretty stressful.

John Smith

Civic service

Michael Snow

what kinda service????

Zavala's Blue Balls

Honestly so gratifying to hear Friendlyjordies again. Hope you and the crew are all well! Looking forward to the return of regular FJ and Jordan Shanks

Joshua Tucker

Servicing FriendlyJordies is my civic duty. Did I get that right?

Nathan Hand

Cheers - Who dat and why is it important?

THOMAS

Don’t take boomer comments to heart. If you’re one of the rare diamonds of that generation, know that our comments aren’t directed to you ❤️

rah mcd

Stay safe Jordan and the team.

GTAuto

Nemesis was produced by magpie…🙄

rah mcd

Idk how people live there unless you’re rolling in $$$

rah mcd

hope you guys are ok

rah mcd

Just upgraded my Patreon tier, been meaning to do this for ages…sorry :(

rah mcd

So a person complains that their precious time was wasted when they had a second lighter confiscated, but then complains that there is no "prayer room". Seems they love to waste their own time. The irony is actually palpable.

Z0mb!eE@ter

How small are your fingers?? 😮 I have to have onion rings to live out my Gollum fantasies! Burger rings just can't cut it.

Nicekiwi

Something on the Dunkley by-election and the Liberal candidate, Frankston City Mayor Nathan Conroy as well as the Cooker candidate Darren Bergwerf would be great

timmy3069

Three teaspoons

Concrete Pavlova

I wonder how much bunnings dirt you could add to a woolies chocolate mud cake before someone noticed.

TheSenGarden (aka sen)

I'm so glad that my clown video suggestion might happen

ii_lum

The voice wavelength visual reminded me of that Simpsons Halloween episode so thank you for that.

Grace Frick

Regarding this word "Elite", it was workshopped by a Koch Brothers thinktank as a kind of new 'hate word', much like "woke", to be aimed at the lefties. It is, of course, very close to meaningless since those spitting it out are usually members of elites. AND another thing, don't pay out on the boomers so much - some of them are patrons...

Tony Lane

Easy to have a poker face when you A) don't consider other people as people and B) everyone always calls you a (deservedly) cunt anyway - so you have practice!

DMK

something on Bloto Barnaby would be great...

Keith Marlow

Well that was still vague. Are the threats being passed on but it means no videos can be made as they threatened for any videos?

Alex Isaac

The Sydney Airport curfew reminds me of the days when shops closed at lunchtime on Saturday and didn't re-open until Monday. So quaint. Even during the longest and harshest lockdowns in Melbourne, our mediocre airport didn't have a curfew.

ObscureBug

Hang in there legend… I can’t do much, but you get what I can…

Jason

Of course there was an airport at Pearl Harbour, how else would anyone get there? ...

Martin

Streisand effect...

Nathan Croucher

I'll make sure you can always at least eat 😉💙

Jukey

I’m happy to know my $14 dollars a month can buy you 11 homebrand chocolate cake mixes from Woolworths

Neil parlby


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