Paramedics Confess Their Sins
Added 2025-11-24 23:18:06 +0000 UTC[Early Access]
Hello Patrons,
We've got another early comedy video for you this week, but we'll have a second video for you in a few days. That one is a bigger, more political video but it's taking a bit of time to put the finishing touches on it. You'll know why when you see it, it's pretty hefty!
We'll also be putting out the Q&A shortly, we're collecting a few more responses and then filing it later today. In the meantime enjoy Paramedics Confess Their Sins.
Next week we should be able to give you some more solid updates about the channel as well.
Stay tuned and thank you for the continued support,
The FJ Crew
Comments
While not a lifesaver, my dad has had to pull in a bunch of people over the years after they got in trouble at a particularly dangerous beach we grew up with. Generally tourists that didn't quite get how treacherous the beach was (the visible reefs and rips apparently weren't enough warning). Dad told me about one guy was panicking pretty bad after getting pulled out to sea a bit. Dad had told him that if he was going to approach, he was going to need to calm down, as flailing people aren't conducive to life saving. Guy agreed. Dad proceeded to begin the rescue only for dude to instantly freak out. Dad punched him in the jaw. Dude chilled out pretty quick. Got to shore safely but wasn't real happy.
Steven Morris
2025-12-04 13:53:49 +0000 UTCMy only funny story as a first responder comes from when I wasn’t working as one, but was in fact working a pub gig. Some idiot in a wheelchair decided to mouth of to the local crackies, of course this wasn’t the most intelligent decision as he did then end up tipped on the floor. Unfortunately for me in this process the poor blokes head got split open. I rushed out to split everyone up, assess the situation and of course administer first aid after seeing the state of this poor defenceless cripple. Instead of accepting help the guy decided that now he had a problem with me, and was attempting to put his hands up to fight, while still halfway tipped out of his wheelchair. With the help of 2 other staff we managed to get this guy back in his seat and apply some pressure to his wound, when I offered to call an ambulance (I should mention he was losing A LOT of blood), he declined and instead decided to wheel his way out bleeding down the road as he went. I later found out that he came back the next night, and picked a fight with the same group of crackies, luckily nobody was hurt that time but it was the last we saw of him. What an Aussie hero.
james mckenzie
2025-12-03 09:00:34 +0000 UTCSad I missed the prompt for this one. From rocking up to a guy being arrested, only for him to rip his pants off, and anal beads to fall out with his house keys attached. Later in my career, went to that same guy dead, with nipple tassels on, still erect thanks to a ring, and the sex doll on top of him whilst he was wedged between the bed and the wall. Moved on old lady from a chair after she'd arrested, when I moved the chair, my colleague couldn't hold up the weight of her, and she ended up falling on top of my colleague pinning her to the floor. A plethora of sex related incidents (one including a firearm to the genitals). The oddest one being called to someone feeling sad, but somehow both us and the police were not informed of the detail that he was sad, as he'd found his grandma drowned in the pool out back (where she was still floating on our arrival).
Jake Lymn
2025-12-03 06:00:13 +0000 UTCYeah we ~generally~ don't transport dead bodies in Australia, that's a police issue
Aidan Jeffes
2025-11-27 23:27:18 +0000 UTCI was a nipper; one of the children/spotted faced teenagers that are trained by lifeguards to learn about water safety and lifeguard practices. Every year we would have a competition, either at our club or, in the case of this story, a more remote beach so we wouldn’t interrupt the public. One of the races I was a part of had us go out into and board paddle ocean, around buoys and back into shore. There were too many nippers, so we had to go out in groups I was with the first group. We swam out to the buoys and patrolling the areas were other lifesavers who made sure that none of us fell off. Safe to say, their job would go far beyond that today, as the helicopter reported that 10m-20m out was a shark. This meant that the nippers behind me were sent in, and they picked up waves that meant they earned a higher place than me. I was annoyed, until I was told by the adults that there was a shark out there. I thought that didn’t make sense because the race coordinators on the shore had not received a warning from the lifeguards (who were getting the kids out of the water) and sent out the next wave of nippers into waters where the shark was. What you saw was fat, competitive nippers who had no idea that they were paddle boarding to their deaths ignoring the calls being made by the lifeguards who were panicking to control said fat, competitive nippers. By some sort of miracle no one was hurt in the panic. The beach that was used to host the events was never used again. However, the beach still reports that a shark comes down there around the same time every year. I can only imagine that it comes down to poach for those nippers who (in it’s mind) willingly decided to swim in their mouth.
Thomas
2025-11-25 00:19:35 +0000 UTCI really hope we get that political video this week!
THOMAS
2025-11-24 23:20:31 +0000 UTC
