Headed to New York
Added 2025-03-06 20:06:52 +0000 UTCAnd I am trapped in the window seat. A miserable experience. Especially when you have 300+ pounds of uncircumcised Italian beside you. I have a tiny bladder, and that necessitates two skills: (1) being able to piss anywhere, in public, and (2) always locking down the aisle seat. It's been a tough flight, for piss related reasons, but I'm staying busy planning the shoots we're hitting out in New York. Best idea so far: we have the guy with the certified biggest dick in the world hovering, and he seems interested in joining us. We want to take him on a Sex and The City tour (visiting famous spots from the show on a bus full of wine drunk women) and just see if there are any takers. We have our big stand-up show Saturday night, too, of course, and I look forward to hanging with any of you who may be joining! Feeling good going into the trip. This is our first big shoot since the Bay Area road trip that produced a few enormously successful videos, so I promise to go hard for you guys to carry on that momentum! Been getting on stage a lot to stay loose in preparation for this. Also, we'll be filming an exclusive video for you guy while we're out here!
