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Regular Episodes

Hey everyone, this is just a PSA for all the new sign ups: all of the -REGULAR- episodes (wednesday episodes) are not posted on the patreon. Those are the free episodes that hit itunes or spotify or whatever.

As we transition (haha) to a talk show (video) we might eventually just move all of the content over here and then use the old RSS feed for like a once a week audio only thing or something along those lines, I'm not sure yet.

But if you're posting "wheres episode x17???" its where it normally is - on podcast apps. 

Comments

where ALL the audio

Diego Marinez

Where’s all the old audio?

jacob wiltz

Hey dude you forgot retards can't read. Just let me know when Mullen Media LLC goes public so I can dump my mom's savings into buying every share I can

Joseph Mollina

dude!!!! do you know how strong retards are?!?! some of them even know how to read i've heard

Joseph Mollina

Where the fuck are the episodes lmao

Albert craig

Nick, you son of a bitch, you did it. Everyone's complaining its too different but imo you've kept the parts of Cumtown that we loved and moved on with it in a way only you boys could do to set it apart from other comedian's video podcasts. Great to see you boys spreading your fat turkey wings, cant wait to see where this bit goes. Also, I'm gay

Harry Pages

put some effort into it. you make more money than some doctors do.

Yeet Meat

Is this that Jett Travolta moment?

St. Louis by car

You're not funny

Jeb bush 2024

Stare at the sun, boom audio only

5k Race Warrior

whats that book contest thing, and the shooting script?

Harry Edwards

Its that time of day. Constantly refreshing.

Flavor Town Chef

Yeah I’m just here for the audio

Jim Foubister

Hey Freedman show, can you guys make an audio version of the video podcast. Patreon doesn't save the video position and you can't play it in the background

Kevin Condon

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SKi

But then it wont be funny

iceman42069

can't you just do daily 2+ hours minecraft lets plays so I can listen to my best friend Nick Mullen more

anon

Do coke

Dave Brett

Video content is gay as shit. Keep it up

Semi-Solid Snake

Is there going to be a shareholders meeting

Kramitthefrog

Use the RSS feed with a podcasting app and you'll get the audio versions.

MaterialFuture

The player sucks shit and we need an audio version of the video podcasts so I can walk around listening to it on repeat.

Marshmallows and Cake Frosting

Im just gona keep listening on yt

lordgravy

Me and the Subaru factory boys have been waiting.

Subaru Factory Worker

Late November or early December 2019 you’re looking for a patreon episode called “trying out the new gear”. Or something like that

Toolman Tim

Show rocked

Weird dude that talked about the town Ambler at the show

i’m looking for a Cumtown Rainman, i need the range of episodes the SOUNBOARD took hold and ravished this community….

Josue Leal

Look Nick is busy. He works day and night answering phones and hiring firing

masterofcruelties

There’s no episode with weedprano

masterofcruelties

No, Nick already paid for the dogshit Vimeo. It’s expensive. That’s what you get!!!!

masterofcruelties

No

masterofcruelties

You steal the RSS link and put it in your podcast app as a custom rss and then stop paying for the Patreon and then you start paying again because video.

masterofcruelties

No no no, that is not the way things have been and I CAN ONLY HANDLE SO MUCH CHANGE AT ONCE.

masterofcruelties

Keep looking. They are out there.

masterofcruelties

Just upload the audio eps here too so i have them all in one spot rather than across different apps.

Thick bottom james bussy with da fur

Where's the video of them though

ruminoid

Anyone happen to know which episode is the weedpranos episode?

Dot

thats so that the premium ones are easier to find dummy- i dont want the free ones in here messing my shit up

William Beamish

Imagine paying for a subscription and being told the "regular" episodes could be found on an entirely different platform. Sound logic, gentlemen. And furthermore, gay.

Epicfetus

Shut up

jawn carpenter

Put all effort into 30 min video weekly video series take a month off if needed to start filming stop doing free eps and stand up

Otis Bourdeaux

Organizing a few guys to rob Nick and Adam at knifepoint outside their apartments. Lmk.

Nolan

Stav?!?!

Jesse J. McMullan

If Nick can drink I can drink too

George Broman Junior

god bless u bois

Aria N

Definitely

electric johnston

Faggot

Gromit ®

'Life is a flat circle' -Detective russ Cole, true detective- as portrayed by mathew miccannohey (how the fuck do you spell 'mconnohey'?)

justDave

That's the gayest thing i've ever heard so yes.

joshua fisher

I'm off the wagon too, just like my hero Nick Millions

joshua fisher

If its free all the losers get to see it too. This is OUR thing.

Jeb bush 2024

I didn't expect it anytime soon, more so thinking when the actual show hits. When it feels more professional and thought out so you can get away with a bit more with the provided context. Maybe I'm being to hopeful. I just hope it gets sorted out eventually because I completely understand how bad the youtube issue is.

Jeb bush 2024

Video content has been amazing don’t rush the quality mama mia

Frank Watson

I ate 2 bottles of Dollar Tree cough meds and I am flying...is this MSSP?

Nicholas Byram

I hate free, make us pay, no free

ebkzach

Which episode is the weedpranos one?

Dot

You single?

Chip’s Mom Dre

Shut up and post more cum town episodes ya fuckin slave!

Bob Asshole

More nude Adam

Bob Asshole

then dont look at the screen retard

uya

i didn't become a homosexual to be disappointed.

Fugue State

do u own a phone

uya

It'll never be sorted out because their content will just get strikes for hate speech or any number of other term of service violations.

GayRetardHomo

Love y’all, keep up the good work.

JC Ford

Nick, I’m catholic. Don’t do this to me.

Rinaldo Trumpalino

Got anymore of the old shirts left mullen? Would love a weedpranos tee

Dick Van Sexel

Thanks <3

Ezra J Parra

Unless your dad locked you in a basement for years (in which case, sorry bro) it's not anyone's fault but yours that you're technologically retarded. Get with the times.

Jack

Youtube for the love of christ, vimeo is bullseye. Fucking gasdigital has better video streaming then vimeo

Grow Weed

Fuck off NOW

Mitch

I dont know what an rss feed is or where to get it. All I have is this Patreon that I pay for and now Im reading im missing an ep a week somehow….. what is podcast app?? Wtf is going on?

K Furr

And you would have thought a bus would be an appropriately sized vehicle for him to be transported in

LJ-111

i’d recommend making the patreon your source of truth. perhaps release an early version or just day of. that way we know

coins

GOAT post

William Beamish

Ur ghey

Ben

the fat man had to ruin it

PodcastArcade

Be nice if you guys can get the youtube thing sorted out. Coming from someone who only watched stolen cumtown rips in full I'm new to this. And I don't like change tiktok and Spotify make me feel confused and angry.

Jeb bush 2024

Ouuuuu

too weird to live, too rare to die

Nick is my only friend

Lgdog

The king has spoken

Ryan Thode

Stretch me

Drew Kaiser

Now it's a show about being dad with your gay. Full circle

Dachshund_Fan

Thank God. I don't have to kill myself today.

Joseph Mabrey

Get Jerma for an episode my dudes

Max van Rijn

podcasters be not lazy for 5 minutes challenge

black_fireworks

Bring back shirts

Dick Stinkly

Thanks Adam for making yellow-fever cool again.

Matthew O'Neal

madden bus would have been damn cool

jawn carpenter

Thanks Nick (or Cool Adam).. very cool

Riadh Ben Kilani

Nick, what do you think about this evidence of Stav's Lies? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cE92Cv3g3M

PodcastArcade

I LOVE YOU NICK YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND!

PodcastArcade

Nick Million super producer 🤓

Caleb Lainez

Thanks homie

csalyer .

Thank you very much guys i’m a total retard and never would have figured this out! Cheers!

vereor nox

erase the memory of Stav. #Stavneverexisted

no comply

"If your penis was the best meal you've ever had, would you cut it off and eat it?"

TheBurkeulosis

You guys are that Sweater Brothers dude, yeah?

Daniel Megiddo

Why are you guys so gun ho on doing video only? If you post a video, why can't you upload the audio with it? I listen to you guys as i work and can't watch and work.

Tommy

Fuck I forgot to cancel again

Cramstar Opal

This used to be a podcast about being gay with your dad. How far we have come, my brothers in Christ.

Gromit ®

Can you release audio only Patreons? I can't listen to TAFS at with with my screen on. It's making me hetro.

Sumdum Canadian

Also, kill yourself

Hagin Butson

Sounds good broski

Hagin Butson

good luck with your transition!

G Money

I touched God after reading this. 🙌

Dana Rigamortisaur

Everything Nick Millions touches turns to god damned gold 🪙🍆

Matthew Quintana

Bring back Blandick!!!

FloodFux

Im gay

Underground Rethinker

The Switch has emulators of old consoles as part of their online subscription service. It's just the straight up original.

Adam H.

wheres episode x17???

Karl Werner

Get your shit together already

uhh umm

Nice try fatman

rufo

Ok tbone

allan

Jesus, learn how to use a fucking period.

Lotta Llamas

🤭

Mike

Hey, Nick. I know we all joke around here and do bits and all, hahahahahah but SOME OF US were left wondering about the Wave Race stuff, like is it a full on remaster of Wave Race 64? Is it a different game entirely? Or is it like an emulator/port of the exact N64 game sold in the Nintendo store? But more importantly, is it sick? - concerned patron

KNIcksfan63

Fucking losers. I’ve been in bed my whole life and I’m having a blast playing Warzone.

Robby Ankles

What are your pronouns? I'm gay

Randy Funfork

That’s fine as long as I’m still gay. Have a good day!

Robby Ankles

Thanks for clarifying this.

S

Stop no psa needed we just didn't want to pay for the extra fat well I didn't

allan

Railing some addy is the reason I’m able to get out of bed in the morning

Mitch

The need to rail addy in the library was a main factor in my decision to drop out

Logan Burgess

We can read your name retard

Andres Salinas

It’s all the big dick straight dudes from Matt and Shane. Their blood only pumps through their veiny soft cocks.

Pinche Flojo

Where the fuck is the new episode?

Tony

I’m transgender

tyler

My bad guys. I snorted some adderall and chugged some cold brew. I’m in the library geeked

Mitch

That’s what I’m fucking saying.

TraderMing

Fuck you Nick! We all know you’re funding a small domestic terrorists cell in The Bronx. Stop targeting Chingaling she did nothing to you. Her bodega is a privately owned business. I will report you to the FBI. #stopasianhate

Mitch

Wait… what do you mean??

Matthew Rowntree

Thanks for the update!

Toothy Beej

Transition? Yeah I got some gender fluid for ya pal

Inward Jim

If you people figure it out and stick the landing TAFS could be the golden era of loveline (this comment is meant for elder millennials)

A White 1993 Camry

What happened?

TraderMing

Whoever didnt know this should be shot. If you can’t even find a fucking podcast episode you should not be a part of society

vinceh

Fuck you’re cool.

TraderMing

Me Chinese me tell joke, me go pee pee in your coke.

adolfdisney

I’m gay and a Chinese guy

Leo Gomon

im even most disabled than this guy

Billy Zsigray

for one, i don't use apps

Chris Mathews Jr.

Hey Nick, I hope you get drunk this weekend

Matt Gontarchick

Pretty sure you did

Bilbo Baldwin

Thanks for the headsup retard. Cheers - Mike

Mike

Add some ammonia in as well

Riley O'Dell

well why don’t you just call us retarded while you’re at it

Pud Pelkin

Monday for the talk show and Wednesday for an audio only podcast is a good idea

Zach

Thanks for the update Nick Millions. Now I know where to get my fix of center-left broadcasting!

Albert craig

What special kind of dumbfuck can’t find the regular episodes.

TraderMing

Plz post audio too, I listen in bed and can't turn my phone screen off

Brian Crosby

Damn bro, I thought I got a text from my boyfriend. I can’t believe this I am gay

harrifongostudios

Stav immediately getting canceled was amazing. Also maybe bring him back and don’t do video?

Andrew Jara

Adam’s still a bug

Justingig

I’m gay and it will make the news

RGW

Dude sweet thanks man that’s awesome I appreciate it.

Dick Gaymen

bustin makes me feel good ;0

Muns

What kind of fucking idiots need to be told this? Fill your bathroom sink with bleach and close the door, jackass.

Steve

Lmfao what fucking retards. Not me, just gay.

Boogie Chef

Hell yeah glad you guys seem to like what you’re doing a little

Dr sponge

Aye aye captain Maolain

Gvprtskvni

I aint reading all that

James Antolino

Gas the newbs

Evan

i'm gay and my dick is small

red

Sweet deal, thanks Nick 🙏👑

PHONK JESUS

Hi Nick

Matt Alexander

I’m gay

meow meow

?

Ri13y J0n

Ok

Joe Mackey

This was a podcast at one point everyone. You should check it out. Very popular.

Richard Howenstein

Hurrumph

Cameron Dakers

Thanks, Millions

Brett


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