Ep. XFF - A Breather

It's high time we stopped pretending Barfsack O'crumbo doesn't suck ass.

Big Dong Bill

Obama fucking sucks. Even as a guy he’s not even cool. Also I don’t like Barack

Brock Landers

the good thing about getting COVID is that it just makes the cumboys even funnier. fucking "squirt and ernie" lmaooooooooooooo

William Beamish

Great Job!

ryan

Racist

David Harms

When I speak to women they look at me like I’m Jeffery Dahmer. I tell them “listen here babe, I’m nothing like dahmer. I’m not gay.

Horny Wigger

im schizophrenic and this episode rocks!

yem

We just record them day off, they go up as soon as we finish em. No more prerecording

The Cum Boys

Dahmer? I barely know ‘er!

google earth it's pretty cool

Need a bit about dahmer

robotd44

Guys, which one of you shot up the Subaru factory?

Matt Farmer

I feel like I'm stuck in one of Roy Erp's famous elevators right now waiting for this new episode!

yem

I mean he at first says there’s no beef then proceeds to explain the beef he has with Nick, best part is the set up for the joke then he fumbles the punch line by saying “a gallon of paint”. Nick is right, Tom obviously doesn’t understand how anything in life works

iiCaptain

The beauty of it was, he sounded pretty reasonable up to that point. Not only that, it fit perfectly with what Nick said about how he will say something that sounds completely schizophrenic (he said it on Matt and Shane's 'Reverse Soccer Karate' I think).

Paul Froelich

Nick, people are finding out about your relationship with Ian. Just go public.

Rinaldo Trumpalino

what a fuckin idiot the human stomach can't hold a gallon

Bob

Apparently Tom Myers thinks that Nick drinks a gallon of paint before his sets. Tom Myers ladies and gentlemen: https://youtu.be/j0GohFbI_aE

iiCaptain

In all honesty the asthetics and self-reflexive motiffs of the video portions are very interesting and effective. good job boiz!

Dakota Lustick

Nick said that he’s gay right?

Bennett Smith

The British moron is the funniest bit in literally years I’m fucking crying

yap_that_fool

I’ll discuss them any time bb

Bob Yopp

The Fantastic Beasts joke from Wednesday's ep. 😂😂😂

Doug S

Obama is gay. Faggots

Adam Morrow

Ha! Thats gay

John

thx bb . I did masturbat to your silken voice bb

Matthew Quintana

A miss congeniality montage cold open where a faggy nick is teaching adam how to be a talk show host. Thanks

Christine Chubbuck

Coke wearing off

robotd44

This was a great. Thanks for the laughs

Jacob

can you discuss my juicy lips on the next pod

Chet Hardbody

Please discuss the Canadian tranny teacher on next one lmao

jeffrey chum

Thanks for being my best friends guys. My mom is very impressed

Josh Williams

I'm also related to the Broussards tbqh

Sammy Demarco

I came on here just to complain about Mathew Broussard don't let that dude be on the show ever again fr

Sammy Demarco

Ask Tom Myers

Post Void

How else do you bleach your asshole then?

5k Race Warrior

So do we not have merch any more

Carter Dixon

(In a gay way, of course)

Bob Yopp

It makes me wanna rape him

Bob Yopp

Very very good.

Nic Anderson

It’s episodes like these that make me glad I forgot to cancel my Patreon 2 years ago

My bitch a freak, she licks it back to front 😩

Pull ya draws up man

Nate Wood

… is it?

Lance Silvis

Enemas don’t destroy or remove the healthy bacteria from your anus if you’re using water filtered for chlorine, or distilled water.

Garrett

It’s worse than nails on a chalkboard. It makes me unreasonably angry and annoyed.

Austin

Adam’s stupid silent, squeaky laugh is soul crushingly annoying, I want to cancel this subscription strictly because of it.

Austin

OMAR. IM COMING TO (REDACTED) YOU. AT YOUR BOYFRIENDS APARTMENT. IN NEW YORK.

Dachshund_Fan

Jerome Powell up in this bitch

Henry Kissingaman

when is nick going to rape adam on the podcast as an episode?

dingbat44

I’m sure if he were a morbidly obese Greek man you would love it.

Sean Higby

Get a Honda Navi, we can be gay together

Dom

Thanks man you guys were really nice and fun lol

The Cum Boys

Adam's laugh is disgusting. Genuinely repulsive.

Sam Brookland

Had to have the volume maxxed out in the car to hear anything by the end of the episode. It kept getting quieter somehow.

Daniel Hammer

Damn stav is such a bitch haha

david

"Squirt and Ernie? That's great news for R Kelly!"

Post Void

ISIS

justDave

😃

Joseph Mollina

nickers

Jack

More like list N-Word ers

John

Referring to Nick of course

Michael

I'd prefer to be called "Friedlanders"

Michael

Instead of “listeners,” you can call us the cumtown army

ayy lmao

give this joke writer guy a little room to feel himself and bounce off of other creatives and i think he could do some really important work

danny

Perhaps taking Jacobs advice may be the best play here.

Vikinghammer

KTM 1290 SuperDuke and turn the ABS off

Evan Raasch

I always assumed Nick works out at the ARC to not get cancelled for all the r words.

5k Race Warrior

Exercise is the best thing to do for the brain fog! Here’s a book about it https://www.amazon.com/Spark-Revolutionary-Science-Exercise-Brain/dp/0316113514/ref=nodl_?dplnkId=4a2d74d2-9679-41c9-8863-2f40b52d2ac8

Stephen McAlpine Laswell

I'm assuming the girl at the gym they keep talking about has down syndrome

Jakob Kirchner

Nick absolutely went in patient since he has this puzzle obsession

Ben Flanagan

Oh interesting, it's not a matter of figuring which one of their friends would cheat on their "girlfriend," but which one of their friends would have the gall to offer Aspergers'ass Nick constructive criticism on his current obsessive manic episode. Also "girlfriend."

KNIcksfan63

Suzuki Hayabusa. When you absolutely, positively have to wrap yourself around a telephone pole, accept no substitutes.

5k Race Warrior

If you’ve never rode a motorcycle before, start off on a dirt bike. Otherwise you’ll probably kill yourself on the streets.

Jacob

Y'all hear lil kim died ?!

jake gyllenhole

Saw the late show on Friday in Indy, great set, really enjoyed it

Jamie Birch

Niggers

Peter richards

nick has reached full senility

Ian Decker

Dudes rock!

Auris Edwards

GO HOME MAN, WHERES YOUR DRAWERS AT MAN?

BIG BONEZ MALONE

I’m curious what these faggots got into a fight about

Toolman Tim

I’m pretty sure This is Ian

Toolman Tim

Almost every episode they do

Toolman Tim

Glad I’m not the only one who figured this one out

Toolman Tim

How could you let Tom do this.

Evan

can i get a recommendation for my first motorcycle i'm trying to get on two wheels sometime before the end of the year

Joseph Mollina

Can you please bring back the monologue I have no jokes tell my coworkers anymore

Myles Farmer

msdoodle the gossiping poodle

nic

They busted Ian out on this one 😂

Evan Goodson

It was hard not to get turned on by the Armie Hammer documentary.

Chip’s Mom Dre

Cumtown or cumtown20

Chip’s Mom Dre

Tom Meyers has shooters out here

Nolan

A show where Nick Mullen guesses the punchline of listener submitted jokes

Aaron H

I’m still so impressed with how good the transition to TAFS had been. It’s been a pretty crazy display of raw talent, if I’m being a fag about it.

WildScallion

Y’all hear Lil Kim died??

Doug D.

Nick is getting his “””colon cleaned”””” and I’m supposed to believe he isn’t having a huge cock shoved in his ass??

Liutprand

also I am gay

NOT Epstein

Colbert Nation is a term for fans of a talk show

Tom T

now THIS is the kind of parasocial relationship I need!

NOT Epstein

I don't want to reveal my sexual orientation here but YMH already did the Dog Dick Afternoon bit

Rabbi Reuben TheBrooklynTunnelDigger Goldschlatt

IV got blue balls now,.. thanks

LJ-111

More giggling at inside jokes.

Kurdt Something

I love the faggy inside jokes that you both giggle about and don't explain.

Kurdt Something

Anyone know the blue chew promo code?

Miguel Penis Rodriguez

An Indian guy put his fingers in your ass????

Nico Bruin

I was pickpocketing at a nudist colony, I got caught brown fingered

Dale

Love the direction this show has taken. The same one that my boyfriends dick takes to get to my asshole.

Dj DRex

I couldn't be more frustrated after seeing this.

Adam's Boyfriend

Boys rip a couple gators before this one?

robotd44

Chapo got Tom Myers lol.

Adam H.

Nice captions

Chip’s Mom Dre

Meow

Rinaldo Trumpalino

How about Charles Schwab?

prodzakryan

I love the energy in this one.

Sean

Nick has a new Rack? can't wait to get a peek at those pair of tits

Saint Velez

Ayo fuck that 50 year old Rick Moranis

Kyle

my gaped anus

Harrryy

im going to jail for a long long time

sky

Nick is absolutely right Lil Kim was the original Queen Bee

Bob

Smh

Bismarck

Well well well a couple of fellas

Bismarck

Adams gayness has really turned up to 11 recently...

Greg Cawthorne

Where can I submit my writing packet

Lord Abraxas

fans of the show = cum girls

colin muller

Come to Minnesota you coward

Scripty

Don't get mad, get GLAAD.

Paul Froelich

Frustrating how inconsistent the video schedule is

Spencer Stream

Mark Rippetoe as guest.

Paul Froelich

"You scream at billboards...you talk about God." Manic Nick Rocks.

Paul Froelich

Could take that mobile home nick was on about a few eps back

Slobodan Milosevic

her pussy was mid

Brett White

tbag420

Another perfect episode.

Dani G. German

True. But he's a fat retard, which is another way of being gay.

Hunter

I have an idea for a sketch. Adam and nick go on a trip to the desert and get stranded when their minivan breaks down. They don't have any signal on their phones so they can't call for help. Nick turns his off to conserve the battery. Later that night Adam smashes Nick's head in with a rock while he's asleep. it cuts to Adam's phone w a dead battery symbol on it. Adam breaks down in tears as he turns Nick's phone on and realises that he can't check it bc he doesn't know Nick's pass code.

S

Just so you know Nick, I felt the same way.. I met a girl at rehab and we had a baby. It's messy as fuck but I'm as happy as anyone's ever been. Everyday is riding bikes, going on trails, squirt guns, and silly movies with a little version of you. You'd be the coolest dad.. (and if you had one we could battle ours)

Evan

Please focus on your own pod Dasha. Adam is center-left now.

Ryan Pritchett

Stav is not actually gay. He was just clout chasing.

Gromit ®

bipolar kings

Moara Juliana

just want to see you boys happy

jay

Nick could get any self hating woman on earth.

justDave

Jizzmarck more like

Phil Taylor

Fuck me right here in this wet sand now

Drew Shirazi

adam needs to get some cool sneakers first

Cian Ó Ciarubhain

Yeah, it's called The Adam Friedland Show you dumbfuck. It's like you retards are just trying to start a fight.

Matthew O'Neal

I much prefer happy hosts like this one

SquidwardQMarx

Adam told me we were both signing up for equinox and I was excited to go to the gym with my friend

The Cum Boys

Dudes rock

Tyler Binette

Listen to how he shamelessly interrupts nick as he’s starting a riff at 8:30. I’m worried about what’s to cum

Tim Macdonagh

You know nick is a lot happier by seeing him not berate Adam for interrupting and ruining a riff at exactly 8:30. Kind of wish he did tbh

Tim Macdonagh

Said gay Lewis^

Bismarck

gay!

Lewis

When Adam dies he’s going straight to hell to see his mom. He sucks and any tiny amount of success makes him think he’s the coolest guy ever. Since cumtown ended Adam has no checks or balances on him. Nick had his brain to keep him grounded and stav had his body. If Adam isn’t being bullied and put down all the time he becomes a monster. I’m scared of what is to become. What a self centered ass- he’s literally the character “Cool Adam”

Bismarck

Wtf

pamela nine

This is when the pleasure starts...

Phil Taylor

Aaaaand I'm going back to watching episodes for free on youtube while masturbating...

-J-G- R-

Fuck it, ill see you in Nashville. Who else going?

Matthew O'Neal

next guest should be Nick's new girlfriend.

Autism Powers

i i'm not really listening i just got back to drinking whiskey on the job (i drive for a living)

Joseph Mollina

yall sick for this one!!!

Consuela Jimenez

A lot of 'energy' in this ep

justin gallegos

This dreamboat at the gym... did she also happen to be the one who gave you the tour? Cause that's part of the job and they're the best in the biz. If you want proof, go to another Equinox or Lifetime Fitness location and take the tour. You'll walk outta there, now paying Equinox $600, and thinking "damn.. do I have 2 girlfriends now?"

Gropes™

I’m jealous of the equinox girl

pamela nine

wow that was gay

Andy Briatico

We're the Adam Friedland Show friends

Karlo Houwen

This made me jack off

Bill Crotts

And then I fell in love

K Furr

Im felt ugly I felt gay

K Furr

I don't care if the doors are wooden Mr Matthews, you are GOING to take a shower.

フレドリック フレドリック

Fuck yeah dude! That rules!!

Ryan Pritchett

Loved your tour doc! I now understand how being fat isn’t your fault!!

Ryan Pritchett

it feels gay how excited i am for TAFS evolution

Lininski Corbo

No, that’s Eugene Kotylarenko’s girlfriend. He codirected that episode with Adam.

Ryan Pritchett

You can’t have a dog as a touring center-left comedian. I think he has a cat though.

Ryan Pritchett

ngl I commented this before the bmx bit

Sean Conrad

nice gays of canada pfp btw

William Beadle

Please do not stop

Sean Conrad

Post the link of the bodega guy plz

Inmate ID# 2904055

Holy shit. Are you MY dad?

Girth Brooks

Yeah with a married couple where the husband was a “former hells angel” turned trucker turned welder and the wife was a nurse. Both of them on meth of course

Sparky

Big Floppa is so gay he’s straight

Sparky

Nick is a visionary, leading us to the faggotland. Thanks for going rock hard

Christopher Gonzalez

He knows all bout cawlmedy

Sparky

Guest Request - Brandon Schaub

Fenton

Molly’s Game turned me straight

Robert Karnick

Gay poo pon

Derek Calado

Honey or Spicy?

Keevo

Fans of The Adam Friedland Show should be called the Friedkorps.

Tom Wilkinson

https://icybox.bandcamp.com/album/cherry-blossoms-at-night

Erik Anderson

its a podcast

Erik Anderson

You’re my dad

Elijah Hova The Witness

Hey fellas, how about instead of Ted Bundy, it's Ted Gapeme Bundhole

Joseph Mabrey

Slop is Here

Dan Nainan Signh

I'm here to support you Dennis c'mon man

Lucas Del Grecco

:0 :P :) big smirk on my face right now, heck yes, thanks fellas!!!

Logan Riddle

I'll suck you off no homo

Dennis

Me and George will have to watch this tomorrow it's too late now.

Jeb bush 2024

lifeguard colon: you wanna fill this in?

skrrt vonnegut

Thanks Dennis

Lucas Del Grecco

My balls smell like mustard

Dennis

Their therapy goals really perfectly reflect their different personalities

Shelby

TAFS fans=Friedkaleeks

Morgan Ryman

“chef boyega - they got chicken in a can” made me laugh very hard (yes I am straight)

Matty Kamp

Short and sweet like my dad's 🍖

Anita Falace

can i be ur fat west coast correspondent? i can get high, riff, plus i'm gay so i got ur center-left audience on lock

Dr. faggitoni

That's gotta be wild finding your dad on tinder

Girth Brooks

My brother and I fucked my tinder date together

Elijah Hova The Witness

Can you do a Fuck a Fan challenge

Christine Chubbuck

I am erect

Why is this still happening

Cool shoes and crowd work bro

Kushi

see you in nashville, mr million$

dink dingleberg

Fuck yeah dude! That rules!

Girth Brooks

the science shows that being gay is great for your mental health

dink dingleberg

Bout time Nick. Goddamn

Graham Dominick

good podcast

Eric Chaney

Can't believe Adam thought Obama sang "Oh Happy Day" at the Charleston funeral. That might be more racist than anything anyone ever said on Cum Town. I'm honestly impressed

Gordon Schmidt

Thanks for making me take my money back

Andrew Deleon

(Bang your dad)

Girth Brooks

More dasha

Ryan Fontneau

Bo it was my girlfriend

James Jansson

metal health

Andy Norris

Yeah I got fucked by two dudes once

James Jansson

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SKi

Seeing Adam and Nick happy makes me happy. I’m gay

Aaron Steinberg

Lol we have bipolar

Mick Nullen

Nick you should get a dog. You might hate it and end up neglecting and killing it but there’s also a good chance it would help your clearly severe bipolar disorder

Noah Mancino

Spending lots of money is classic bipolar. Nick just loves shopping and being a New York City socialite. Like real housewives or sex and the city.

masterofcruelties

Love to see a couple gays having fun and feeling their cheerios

Zoso

gay guy checking in

Mr. T-bone

My favorite episode

Greg McNabb

I’m gay and my dick? It’s small folks

Rory Bryant

My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans

Henry Kissingaman

what an odd community to be a part of. you’re all gay (i am as well)

Pud Pelkin

i am gay

B. Floppa

Do they call you junior because you got your dad's dick? Or is that what made you gay

Girth Brooks

I’m gay and you known what’s small? My dick everybody

George Broman Junior

Anyone here ever been in a threesome?

Girth Brooks

Stavroseon used Eat, it was incredibly effective

kiryano

Agreed

DreidelChamp

!remindme to cancel

Cramstar Opal

i’m a gay chinese Hasidic Jew

Rhymes

I just started managing a sunglass hut

Eshan Roveran

Looking forward to listening to another episode of my favorite podcast!

T K

Ah ha ha yes!

Elfidio Quinonez

u ever been with a squirter brah?

Muns

I’m so gay

too insecure to let Ben do his own thing

Already listened to all of it

fork n findy

Thank you what a blessing to find that out

LionBrane

Idk

Hagin Butson

If you play certain parts backwards Nick says it u should try that

Hagin Butson

Vibes

Hagin Butson

Will you guys say N word or not I feel like I’m wasting money

LionBrane

If there's not going to be video at least post a gif of Adam getting smacked on his little lady ass

KNIcksfan63

Good shit

Connor Turnage

Why is this not a video

Stavvybaby

Im sorry i love you guys

Scarington

Was that Adam’s girlfriend bouncing around in the skirt in the last video?

Rand

Gay

Scarington