Who's in Need of a Giggle?
Added 2023-07-18 15:33:50 +0000 UTCI saw these and it made me think of you. 🤭😉
1. Life is like a penis. Women make it hard for no reason.
2. Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
noooooooooooo!😂
3. What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth?
A glad-he-ate-her. 😁
4. They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles.
Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?
🍆👟😜
Love you guys! 😘❤️
Comments
Thank you for these, I'm definitely using number 3 on my history major friend. Here's one of my favorite dirty jokes: "Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals."
Supergalaxy579
2023-07-19 06:17:54 +0000 UTCOh Mike! I'm sending you massive hugs and love. So sorry for the loss of your furbaby. 💟💟💟
JPAudio
2023-07-18 16:36:43 +0000 UTCThank you for sharing these. I lost a beloved animal today, but reading these made me smile. Thanks for a much needed laugh, your timing couldn’t have been better. (Timing couldn’t have been better……..obligatory “That’s what she said”, since we’re doing dirty jokes😜)
Mike R.
2023-07-18 16:11:23 +0000 UTC