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Tuesdays With Stories #486 Uncle Messy [VIDEO / AD-FREE]

Joe and Mark are having a kooky time in the studio folks. They're  talking Denis Leary, an alternate take on joke stealing, class  clowning.... Mark goes clubbing like it's Night at the Roxbury, and Joe  stands up for himself against an aggressive cookie-pusher! It's a crazy  week for queefsters!  

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Tuesdays With Stories #486 Uncle Messy [VIDEO / AD-FREE]

Comments

The pastryarchy holy shit lmaooooooo

How is the episode title not “Lanky Cunt” 😂😂

head "pat"

Powerful Primate26

Hi Chuck’s new alt. No one wants that except you.

Queefer Southerland

Seinfeld References 1. El Clowno 2. Kenny Rogers (unintended) 3. Get the swordfish. It’s the best in the city. 4. Look at me. I’m huge. 5. Pick a glass, Mrs. Constanza. (It’s actually Mrs. Seinfeld! Elaine needs Jerry’s mom’s pee in a glass) 6. Head tap 7. My father’s gay 8. You got that right 9. I put the suit on last night and I slept in it 10. He’s a sweet kid 11. You know they work for tips 12. I like to sink my teeth in 13. It’s your birthday 14. She looks like a Lily 15. It’s Benes, you jackass 16. It’s all pipes 17. This is the show 18. My doctor says cram-it-all (Jerry’s standup) 19. All over the road Bonus: “POW, ping” (Goodfellas - personal fave)

u gotta have the pineapple with cum in it or ur a fucking idiot 😂 😂 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂

X__andy

funcle joe is a vibe in this ep ♥ ♥ ♥

X__andy

I have to disagree, I like my TWS like Joe likes his pizza: plain cheese no toppings!

Mrs B

Or “hmm yeah that’s interesting”

Cocksuckula

Agreed. The riffs were hilarious and they weren’t constantly corrected and “kept on track” or given some dumb fact that completely stopped the momentum.

could you upload the random throb episode its pretty funny seeing mark and joe trying to come up with the name for the fans

Bro shut the fuck up

i like the third voice in all podcasts. most of the big ones have an occassional 3rd voice. chuck you're alright in my book

51:00 most perfect delay = the pilot was watching the football too

Lol, Joey called pastries 'crafts' hahaha

Im a huge huge gay. You guys gotta up your patreon prices. Are You Garbage is undefeated.

Brandon Croft

Half way through, classic riffing & zingers galore. No 3rd mic wheezing. Surely the Chuck debate is over? Best ep in a while


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