an Announcement; an Amusement; a lascivious Assortment

rip I joined late

IShootnoobs

Lets go!!! (Late tho:( )

What_A_Jinx

AAAaA I'm so excited. Prays that I can win possibly. the copypasta I was gunna use was about spongebob but I was too scared people would take it seriously so I will refrain posting it.

Rumi

I love meru 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 i need

Prin

OWO

Cypher121

Insert brain dead hot take here...

Josh

And that's why we can't have nice things...

Jeff Stan

I didn't touch myself in like almost 5 days, that's such a hughe accomplishment for me I... Alright forget it I just came :/

Dopamin_Rush

Join the conversation...

Tom Underhill

this is mad bussin ong fr, you feel?

Need meruthingies need meruthings Aaaaaaaaaa

Prof. Leon Dias

I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 999.658 readers, I am not receiving 999.658 upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

BiOmoGuy

meru things sound nice

Ruby

I would like Meruthings :3

Computermaster

"Lana Lana LANA!" -Sterling Archer

Jaygo

Wowie, amazing

Karma Kupo

Family guy funny moments

Hunter3464

brain dead shit

Hungry

Does penguins have knees?

XelorPrime

Meru is really close to mérou which is grouper in french, so thinking about something to write I imagined a big fish tryna make a cute "nyaa" face in my mind. I thank you not.

Kit

Joker from DC can solo anything

CoolerFinn

Braindead unfunny copy of previous postings #45 to enter the raffle^^

TheFreschOne

Damn, she wasn't lying. That ass really can fart. BRRAAAP

Anthony

ME! ME ME! I WANT, GIMME GIMME! Meru waifu for laifu

Pyramid Walker

A raffle is fine too

AzaChattan

BING CHILLING

Smith

"Some brain dead shit"

archie stewart

Wish ya luck

kopeleto96

SpongeBob square nutts

David De La Torre

Have fun at otakuthon!

Staahl

Women

Honza Kožušník

I love all the shitpost comments/copypastas. I didn't realize its for a contest lmao.

D

Hello there. I cant wait to meet you at the otakuthon

Franky66

im playing donkey kong country

Digit

Can't wait for Callisto Protocol!

matthew grammes

Maybe lady luck will shine on these old bones. Have a great rest of your summer, we'll be here! <3

Aurow

I really wish I could be at Otakuthon

Newgregg

Always glad to see you still doing stuff, good luck with Otakuthon!

Raven

Yay !

Cybelia

Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds.

XtremePlayz01

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Colby Driedger

Your mother has a job and is a respected member of the community

Mewlv100

My chicken named Frederick is a United States Marine and you will respect them for their hard work and dedication >:(

allan anderson

humans are poop guns and eating is just reloading g

Toucan

boys make the best girls.

pat.

Hey you, You're finally awake...

Damian Hoppenbrouwer

Whoooa! Sounds nice!!!

Tiempo de Hienas

ayo fr fr bussin no cap

Intense Doubleyou

woozle wuzzle

billy likes balloons

Beep Beep Express! From Point A to Point BEEP!

Stubie Doo

Trying to post something classy Or even a little bit sassy Brain no want to work It's a bit of a jerk So I really have nothing to say...

KhrispyB

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

Rafael

it sure is windy out here

JohpoJohannes

You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

Annabelle

Gilgamesh

PX9

Buy it. Use it. Break it. Fix it. Trash it. Coom it. Bend 'n upgrade it. Touch it. Throat it. Plug it. Work it. Slap it. Quickly turn it. Merulogic.

Vermin Lawyer Supreme

Is that a box of merch you got there, or you just happy to have us? ;3

Maverick

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true.

Dishcloth

Argle bargle.

Karaa

wah

svzco

Fun stuff

Zerojak

"Haaeeeeeey, nice box." 😉👍

cosmo13

Odds of winning are 0% and I know this but, whatever. Meru!

BVesper

Win or not im staying for that Merussy🤤

Moxime

👍

JT

man door hand hook car door.

Sunnylia

Why not, let's try for some merch lol

Trayen77

I’m okay so I can just call the back of the door if they want to do something else I need to use the code and then for every now I need to see a picture and I will be able you could do a lot of the damage to the front door if

Coleyohley!

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中道

Merumerumeruoooaaa

ZeroskieS

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS SKSKSKSK

mrpancake12

kinda quirky

John

slay queen

TsunAmie

yo that meru bussy boppin

Suplup

We're here for braindead lewd loot

Disposable Rookie

tfw you want that sweet free lewd shit but there's already hundreds of comments *pepehands*

Razka

ya like jazz?

Bobby Li

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

Geventax

God I'm terrible at the brain dead shit...

Richard Hardslab

Let’s go!!

Tricky posibility

Im coooomenting

Matthew

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Drunk Donuts

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

Cannibal1868

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.

Event_Horizon

Eyo, gimmie some a' those tendies

Segatweaker

Cats are my favorite animal.

Xevras

Word.

velocutra

AaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaahh

KassHasHorns

*Enter zoomer slang

Cutoverbongo 223

Free shit never hurt nobody, count me in!

Iloveameliasfeet

Meru, you beautiful bastard, put it on me!

CrimsonNova

Kida is best Disney girl no cap.

Josh B.

Free meru stuff yeee

Stefano

Nice reference

R10+

Heh, are you from Quebec?

Mathieu C

lets gooo

Flooffy

Bip bip

I'm game for free stuff :D

Deeks

Meep

Nate

My comment is that Eunie Xenoblade 3 is best girl.

Syluxrox

Insert witty statement here.

darkfriend

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Joshua Amadeus

Yo Meru is just insaneo style

buzzti86

So couple of weeks ago I’ve experienced the worst that could happen to a man such as myself, I’ve been shitting for over 2 days, unstoppable masses of shit pouring out of my asshole, it was like a portal from hell opened, it was fucking amazing, so yeah that’s about it, I just took a shit and it was good, so yeah see ya.

SonicSparks

Ong? fr? no cap?

Bathss

braindead comment

Jake

Comment

Vee

Yo

Drowsy_Nerd

AMOGUS

Victor

Ayooooooo

Zeldier

INVITE

Marie

that's totes yeet yo

Maine

Meme goes here!

Sarah Zeiter

My grandchildren probably won't see luffy finding the One Piece.

SMM

Try finger, but hole

Joe

I like my coffee like i like my women, IN A CUP!!

Specimen Ranchero

I LOVEEE YOU MERRUUUUUU II CANT WAIT TO SEEE YOUUUU THEREEE

reycall

I can't wait for my opponents to dig up my comments here when I run for political office!

Kobold

unga bunga

Allem

This is amazing, however it will inevitably affect the trout population.

DopinTrade

I'm a degenerate!

Jeff Drake

Boobs

J

Man door hand hook car door

Darren

Also could not make it to otaku-thong 😭 was hoping to meet you and praise, so being lucky and get free stuff would be awesome

Ryurendan

https://media.tenor.com/images/c52db26ca052c6559d522d3aae3e6fe8/tenor.gif?c=VjFfbWljcm9zb2Z0X3N3aWZ0a2V5X2FuZHJvaWQ

Ryurendan

Omg, would absolutely love this. Love your work Meru 🥰

Silver Hawk

1000 year war arc of bleach is not only worst bleach arc just a really bad arc in general

7R1133n

My name's Steve. I dig blocks. I place blocks. I take over a village of morons. I force them to have the jobs I need them to have. I protect their asses for it. Zombies go "uuuuooohhhhh". Creepers go "psssssssszzzzzzz". Skeletons go "clack clack clack". Witches go "hue hue hue". Spider go "find me in your house". Raider try to raid. Iron golems find their way to get stuck. Some one killed my favorite farmer, rest in peace potatoe guy/gal/whatever. I try to bring new treasures to the village by going to the Netherlands . . . Or something like that. Ghasts wont leave me alone. Fire slime wants hugs. Big black skeletons hurt. Pigs are not friendly anymore. Life is hell.

Leon K

I wanna make burgers for dinner

NegativeRainbow

Ayo? Never hurts to try

Wolfie

Industrial society and its future, by Theodore John Kaczynski. seriously though, thanks and I love ur artwork

BigManJones101

Dakimakura to hug the Meru!

DirkDent

While I never really win these kinds of things, I want to use the time here to tell you how much I appriciate your art. I enjoyed it for years before finding out you had a Patreon, and I am happy I now get to support you. I hope the con goes great for you, and that you have a great time.

Andreas Stasica

There once was a demon named Meru, she travels the world and Peru, she sneaks in men's beds and gives them great head, and maybe her next target is you.

Aishafan

I want to put it up my ass

Konchjaz

"They don't think it be like it is but it do."

Deterrick Jones

Hope the con goes well

WCoast

Damn I wish I could go but I'm poor and cant afford to go to canada. lmao

Lorenzo Ibay

Let's make a sandwich: Balognia

不明トラ

Tarnished, a word. I heard you conspired with Ranni the Witch. I understand. The need for puppet gush is strong. Do you think I've not felt it? In my quest to be all knowing, I too have known the draw to the blue cunny. With 'er four arms, think of all the things that she could do to it- your tarnished tackle. And then imagine ten more. Just tell me this: When she was miniature and in your grasp, did ye... stick 'er in a jar? And did ye fill that jar with your tarnished seed? I'd do the same if given the chance. Be on your way then. To the capital.

Lialo

Cheese

Kal

Take care!

Maru

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄⠀

BoozeHound

Keep up the great work and i hope to win

Chris

*throws in a comment*......there you go

Specs

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr What's that sound ?? Merunyaa with a minigun

Kaleriel

Effervescent.

DJ Kuroto

Yes please

Reineger115

Whats a health hiccup feel like? Do they hurt or something? 🤔

RequitedHate

*shows hand*

SalemDhart

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

Greyson

I've loved you work since the first time i saw the merucubuss, good luck with all the stresses of being a content creator, I wish you a bussin month fr no cap

Brandon Ballard

(=＾ ● ⋏ ● ＾) (heavy breathing)

Köinzell

I really hope i get the package, i really love your artstyle and the merucubuss! That would be awesome. Good luck with the cons and all the work!

Spotter73

Merunyaa is giving away free shit! “What?” Yeah: 5x prints (in the 11x17 range), 9x Stickers, 5x Acrylic keychains- “Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?”

ShagNasty

*Hilarious and interesting comment*

Rueme

"Some brain dead shit"

Lordprime1248

Shift + Return/Enter to add a new line

ZapiliDver

raises... hand

aetx

what a legend

Sergei

Roses are red, So are carnations... Free shit is good, So are tax evasions

Jazzy

Ocean man~~ take me by the hand Lead me to the land that you understand~~ 🎵

Harold TAM

Never gonna give you up!

Satsuiki

Hope everything has been good for you, and that the con goes smoothly!

LunaNova

We are perpetually trapped in a never-ending spiral of life and death. Is this a curse? Or some kind of punishment? I often think about the god who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle...and wonder if we'll ever get the chance to kill him. Almost got to otakuthon this year but fell too close to animenorth for my wallet lmao.

Pierre Johnson

Rest well!

Mizu Fei

Omg this would be a dream come true, I love you Meru and your art, it makes me happy the whole month. Hope I get the goodies (´• ω •`) ♡

RoxxyAyanami

*insert witty comment here*

prototype654

oh shid??

FerrisArgyle13

Uhhhh beans?

Skididigg

*raises hand*

Aron

Time to post

Iroha

Straight bussin

Nyarlat

Free stuff!

Lehesai

🍆

RoyalZero754

Imma just leave this here :>

Kleingeld

Join the conversation

Alex Cully

Man I love frogs!

Nikuthulhu

Ooga booga merch from you haa

Crystal Razorback

*Dabs menacingly*

Helveti Splits

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal.

Brendan Geary

Dicks are hot and tits are lovely

skylar rose

Anyone who appears in front of Meru is automatically a man or woman of culture

Deity9

Frogs are pretty cool 🐸

Ripcardo

You make great stuff. Have a wonderful day. frfr no cap

Shady Jak

Nou

Shana

Honestly dude I think Bezos is gay. That’s probably also why his wife left him despite him being so rich. She thought she could take a chunk of his money and find a man who isn’t gay. That’s a win-win. Legit watch any Amazon Prime show and you’ll absofuckinglutely see dicks and male butts. And not even just silhouettes. Literal, sometimes flaccid, sometimes erect, in-the-mothereffing face- penises! I’m sure Bezos jerks it to hundreds of hours of raw footage. On the other hand, there is hardly ever any female nudity. All the tits and female butts artfully covered under darkness or handbras or simply stupid camera angles. What if the reason Bezos is earning so much money is to create a gay beam and make everyone else gay as well all because his wife left him?! And we have all been buying things off Amazon and funding the monster that will one day turn us gay! Makes me wonder if we want to turn gay. Stop funding amazon! Use flipkart!

Dr. Adorable

swaws

Just_for_fun

Good luck with the Con! Even if I dont win is there a way to buy these online?

Catharina Dudek

How braindead are we talking here? My brain's hardly working today, but it is still working.

Kethran

Fr fr meru is based, no cap for realz

pyropyro

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone

Xelebor

Hey, Hope the con goes well and you sell plenty of merch!

Aether

Enjoy the con, hope August is better for you than the past month has been.

SomeAnnoyingPedant

Goated with the sauce no cap fr fr?

Kuro

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Sands Clovey

Have a safe and good time at the con.

Carbon925

Meru is a good wholesome girl and no one can tell me otherwise <--- real

Jeremy Morton

Sounds cool glhf everyone and good look at the con

spikefire

There's no meme, just take care and be happy

GachaBad

I don't think we can even post images.

Matthew Bennett

Good luck at the con, stay Hydrated!

Calamaricash

GLHF with the con

Ikagun

WHEN'S DRAKENGARD TARO-SAN I KNOW YOU'RE HERE!!

Improbable42

Meru's art makes the horny go brrrrrrrrr

Deadlyblack

You son of a bitch, I'm in👉🏻

Leonardo Simonini

Some brain dead shit below-

Whizbang

Wish you all a wonderful time. Stay healthy meru ^^ love you all

Bảo Long

Love your work, best freelance style art I have ever seen hell I never do Patreon for art, but I did just for you cause your art is creative, seductive, and just plain cute! Keep up the awesome work!

Matthew Wheeler

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Dink

Free stuff? I like free stuff!

TheChemestrian

1+1= 🪟

Fella

“It’s morbin time.” - Morbius, who then proceeded to Morb all over those guys.

Dax

Ok everyone since you don't listen when I'm nice, I'm going to get mean. Reacting to messages with a clown (🤡), a skull (💀), or a nerd face (🤓) isn't funny. It's not cool, it's not interesting, it's annoying. These 3 emojis in particular aren't funny, they're RUDE. We as staff work hard to keep this place safe, and to have you all constantly react to our messages with mean emojis makes me FURIOUS. STOP reacting to our messages with rude emojis. They do NOTHING but make you look really, really stupid. It shows you have no rebuttals to our arguments, so you have to use juvenile tactics paramount to terrorism in order to stop us from being able to speak our truth. FROM NOW ON, IF YOU REACT WITH ANY MEAN EMOJIS, I AM WRITING YOUR NAME DOWN. IF YOU ARE A SERIAL REACTOR, YOUR USERNAME IS GOING TO A GOOGLE DOC. AT THE END OF THE MONTH, I WILL TAKE THIS DOC TO THE APPROPIATE AUTHORITIES FOR THEM TO INVESTIGATE AND ARREST YOU. This is your ONLY warning. Tread carefully...

Soul

I NEED that bundle!!! Holy shit! xD

badToThebone989

boobs

singlesalty

Meru art has given me unrealistic expectations about how much succubus sex happens working at a coffeeshop...

TheFoxfool

I love demon tits yes pls let's go

Randall

You're a fed And you're a dead beat Tax evasion is a crime Vergil It's an obligation!

Gmeou White

Bussin' makes me FEEL GOOD~

Chronophos

Your art never fails to amaze. Fr Fr

thurman parsons

Oggi sono andato al negozio, e ho scoperto che hanno...gli amonghi! C'è l'amongo germoglio! L'amongo formaggio! L'amongo...parappa the rapper! Che belli gli amonghi ❤️❤️

Riccardopardo

hope things get better, have fun at Otakuthon, be safe and remember to stay hydrated! (also Crab Rave)

Waffles Omalley

Amogus sus impostor uwooooog seeeeegs excuse me excuse me excuse me can I please bite a chunk out of that a-rawr ruff bark bark borf beef boof. Best wishes and a speedy recovery.

G-man

Consider this pointless comment my registration for the chance to get free stuff. I am always interested in free stuff 😁

Weber Jo

I hope the con is straight bussin’ no cap!

Carmen Orin

Good luck out there! I mean it. You're doing amazing work as always. Make sure to take some time for yourself too, you deserve it. Oh and, dragon ligma balls.

M1kaT

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Awex Gubbs

No hot take, Meru is hot enough. Hope my braindead simping for the sexy succubus is enough to enter!

Obsidian

Wish you all the best cutie! :3

BigFan

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.

randomguyfalling

Hope things get better meru

Racermw

a mogus

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