“I can’t believe you’ve been living here for a year now isn’t it crazy how time flies when you spend it with someone you love. You and I have a very special relationship don’t we? A year since I changed your car tyre and a year spent changing your dirty diapers! What are the odds that I was looking to rent out a room and your lease had almost run out? I think it was fate that you and I met and look how happy we both are now. You get to sit around at home all day watching TV and playing with your toys while scooting around the floor in your adorable diapers and onesie. I get to come home from work and have the cutest bundle of joy to look after. I was dreadfully upset when I found out I couldn’t have kids but who would of thought that wouldn’t be completely true I just had to have a bigger kid.
You adjusted to this life so quickly; I don’t ever think you were meant to grow up. Your nursery didn’t end up costing us a dime either we just sold your big boy car to cover everything. You didn’t need it anymore did you? Not now that you’re just a big baby. Ohhhhh, I know that face someone just wet his diaper didn’t he? Its ok you don’t need to look so embarrassed I know you can’t control it anymore. You just feel the warm padding around your groin and realize what must have happened. Come on up we get, let’s get you on the changing table and into a nice clean diaper. We have a big day ahead of us, I admit I snooped around on your phone and saw that message from your mother and sister who you’ve been avoiding seeing again since you moved in. I went behind your back and told them about your living situation so we’re going to go over to your other mummy’s place so she can see her precious baby. Oh don’t look so terrified it’s no big deal they were going to find out eventually. Just relax you have nothing to worry about, let me take care of everything.”