The Diaper Stash Parts 1-3

  An anonymous patron request

“What are you so nervous about? All I asked was for you to show me what you keep hidden behind this closet door that’s always locked. I’m serious; if you want us to take our relationship to the next level then you have to be honest with me, that mean’s opening this damn door. Honestly, what could you possibly be hiding in their? Do you have literal skeletons in the closet or somethi- WHAT IN THE WORLD?! Wow, what the shit are these diapers? Is this what you’ve been hiding from me all this time? There must be hundreds of these things! From the look of them they seem much too big to belong on an actual baby. Let’s have a closer look shall we, Adult Baby Universe, Rearz, Waddlers, I’ve never seen these brands in the baby aisles of grocery stores before. I don’t believe this, but maybe I should have seen it coming, it really explains so much about you. Like how immature you are or why you always seem to act like a clingy child around me. 

This whole cupboard is filled front to back, how much money have you spent on this little hobby of yours. All those times you’ve been too cheap to buy me something nice or take me out to a reasonable restaurant. You would always tell me, ‘I have no money,’ or ‘we don’t need this’ and yet here you are spending all your money on diapers. What’s the matter, you think I’m being unreasonable? This amount of diapers for one person is absurd, even a real baby couldn’t go through this many. Don’t you roll your eyes at me, you know what, fine! If you’re so obsessed with diapers then that’s all you get to wear from now on. Are you seriously getting an erection right now, is this amusing to you? Popping a boner as soon as you get punished by mommy, get on the bed baby it’s time for your first diaper change. The first of many I imagine, after this I’m tossing all your underwear away, it’s time I made a few changes around here.”

“Well I hope this is what you really wanted because you got what you wished for. You’re definitely a heavy wetter, it only took you a few months and we’re already down to the last pack of diapers. It made it much easier to keep you in them full time since you already worked from home, now we’re outside the specialty store to buy some more. I know online shopping is a thing, but you should get used to showing off your diapers in public since you’re wearing them fulltime. Besides I love how humiliating it is for you when someone notices the thick bulge in your jeans. Alright, no more stalling get out go inside and buy more diapers. I can see a couple of cute girls working today, walking into a store like this there’s no doubt they will know they’re for you. But I want you to make sure you cement that fact and tell the girls at the counter that these are for you because you’re nothing but a big baby. Go on; go grab the thickest ones you can find and some stuffers for them too since you wet so much. 

**30 minutes later**

Finally, what took you so long! What do you mean you got held up? They wanted to see your diaper and you SHOWED THEM! N-no, bad baby, you don’t just go and show anyone your diapers without my permission. I don’t care if it was humiliating for you, I don’t want you flashing anyone your crinkly pants but me! W-what, I’m not jealous! Who cares if some girls think you look cute, not me! But that doesn’t mean I want you showing just anyone what’s underneath your pants just because they asked you too. Wait a minute this isn’t the diaper I put you in this morning, YOU LET THEM CHANGE YOU! No one gets to change your diapers but me, you know that. Wait what’s that written on your hand? They gave you their phone numbers, I don’t care if they were just offering to babysit I know exactly what they wanted. I’m going to go right in there and tell them to back off, wait you already rejected them? Because you love me? Oh, wow that’s… that is really sweet of you. No I’m not crying! Come on let’s just go home, I don’t think well be coming back to this store again. We need to put these diapers away; it looks like you really need a new one too badly.”

“Sweetie, can we just stop shopping for a second. I just wanted to say that I’m sorry for the way I acted when you first showed me your secret diaper stash. I was just shocked and upset because I thought I knew everything there was to know about you. I shouldn’t have forced you into them and kept you as my full time baby. Granted I don’t think you mind so much, it still doesn’t change the fact that what I did was wrong. I’ve thought about it a lot and I’ve realized I have been taking you for granted. You’ve always been so sweet and kind to me even when I was a real bitch to you. I’ve seen a bunch of girls coming onto you before we started all this and even more since we started going to those adult baby community meet ups. But you’ve rejected every single one of them and stood by me, even after the way I treated you. I just wanted to say it means a lot, so thank you. H-however I think the biggest realization I’ve had is that I’m not really fit to be the mommy you need. So I’ve decided that I want to be little with you.

I mean, look how cute this diaper is on me! My mom found out about it already, she got Miss Garcia, the nice Hispanic lady next door to come babysit me when she’s at work. She really took a shining to having her baby girl back; she might be into it more than I was with you. A bunch of my friends found out about it too, I guess that’s karma for telling them about you huh. But at least now we have no shortage of babysitters to look after us if we need it. I’ve decided to work from home with you from now on. We can spend all our time together and maybe if we’re ready we can grow up again, together. So I guess it’s a good thing we have your diaper stash now, we’ll need twice as many diapers, we might need to think about expanding. Speaking of wet diapers, you never told me how fantastic it feels between your legs. I’ve started wondering what it’s going to feel like when we’re grinding up against each other. It’s something to look forward to once we’ve finished shopping. I can’t believe we’re both going to be babies again, this is so exciting! I love you so much baby, I can’t wait to spend the rest of our lives together.”