The Wedding

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Apologies for the delay but the other community caption will be late this month, it will be posted early in March, it's been a hectic month! I have one more post tomorrow to end February with :)

 

“Hey there, welcome to our bridal store! My name is Jen it will be my pleasure to assist you in any way we can today. Are you shopping for yourself today? You are that’s fantastic, congratulations! I see you brought along your bridal party with you today, that’s perfect we always encourage you to bring along a group of friends or family to offer advice. Oh and who is this guy you’ve brought along with you, its ok men are more than welcome here he isn’t our first male bridesmaid. HE”S YOUR HUSBAND now that is a new one, how come you’re tagging along with your wife today? The dress is supposed to be a surprise for the wedding day. I suppose there’s no problem with you being here it just came as a bit of a shock is all. So then, how long have you two been together? High school sweethearts, wow you sure took your sweet time before popping the question didn’t you? Don’t be embarrassed I’m only teasing. Now then do you have any idea what style of dress you were looking for. I don’t suppose your husband has organized his suit yet we might be able to coordinate a style that matches.
 

Oh, you haven’t organized one yet; you didn’t want to choose one without the help of your wife? Does she do everything for you; surely you don’t need your hand held to do everything in life. I’m sorry to be blunt about it but you’re about to become a married man to this beautiful woman. You’re not exactly coming off as a strong masculine type, have you got your heart set on a suit for the wedding? I only ask because since you haven’t found one yet maybe you could get yourself a dress too then your outfits would definitely be coordinated. See your wife and her friends love that idea, how about she tries the one she’s picked out for herself and we start you off with this one. Come onnnnn, just play along we can take a few photos and I will get you guys some complimentary drinks. You will look back on this and laugh on it for years to come, so what do you say; will you let me help make you look pretty?”

“Sweetie, I’m just going out with Jen again tonight so don’t wait up for me. I know I’ve been spending a lot more time with her lately but she’s been so helpful with the wedding. It was so great that we happened to find someone who not only sold wedding dresses but was also a wedding planner. No sorry you can’t come out with us tonight; it’s just a girl’s night. Well I suppose if you really want to come with us I could dress you up in a pretty dress again so you fit in. I’m sure if I send Jen a message she can quickly pop over and bring you down one of her less formal bridesmaid dresses. As adorable as you looked in that wedding dress I just don’t think it would be suitable attire for a nightclub. I know you’re not a big fan of me going out to these places and coming home super late but we haven’t ever done anything like that since we met in high school. This is the first opportunity I’ve had to be myself for as long as I can remember, I just want the chance to go a bit wild nothing to crazy I promise. 

You’re being very immature about this; you’re going to be my husband not my child so start acting like it. At the rate you’re going maybe we should reconsider if we’re rushing into this marriage. Sometimes it feels like we’re forcing it like it’s the solution to all of our problems. You still haven’t even got a proper full time job yet and we still haven’t spoken about children properly. Look I’m sorry I just dumped all this on you but we seriously need to work this out before we get married not after. Are you actually happy, because you don’t seem nearly as affectionate as you used to be. Maybe we moved in together to soon you aren’t as mature and responsible as I am. I thought things would get better but it’s been to long I don’t know if you will ever change. Come on now don’t cry, I’m sorry we can talk about this tomorrow….. Are you wetting yourself? Did I really upset you that much, look just calm down I won’t go out tonight and I’ll stay home with you. I’m going to invite Jen over for a night in instead; I think it’s better if I don’t leave you on your own anymore.”

“I can’t believe how quickly these past few months have flown by; it’s crazy how time goes when you’re happy. I’ve been waiting for this day for so long and it’s finally arrived, I’m actually getting married it feels so surreal. I know things probably haven’t turned out for you the way you wanted but please try and be happy for me. After everything we’ve done for you, letting you live with us rent free and not making you contribute a dime towards any of the bills you owe us at least that. I know you feel embarrassed but you shouldn’t be this is what’s best for us. When you wet your pants that night I knew you didn’t need a wife what you really needed was a mommy and Jan helped us with that. Now you spend each night locked in your crib safely tucked away inside your cosy diaper and footed jammies.

You have to admit you like the attention you’re getting from both me and Jan. She makes a good second mommy to you and definitely a better girlfriend then you were a boyfriend. I think life is finally turning around for the better; you might not see it now but just give it a year or two. You can stay with us as long as you like but while you’re living under our roof you will be under our rules. That means cute dresses and diapers are mandatory. At least you have no more responsibilities, now chop chop we need to get you changed into a clean diaper. Once that’s done we’ll get you into you’re pretty flower girl dress and you can walk down the aisle. I know you’re nervous but I will be coming in right after you princess. You’re mum’s so excited to see you in your outfit she’s stoked to babysit you while Jan and I are on our honeymoon. You really do make a better baby then you ever would have a husband.”