The Commercial

  An Anonymous Patron Request

“Hey you must be here for the audition; my name is Ms Johansson welcome to the Shooting Stars Agency! Alright so from what you’ve told me you’re looking for something small to start your career with. We’ll you’ve come to the right place! It might not look like much right now but I promise if you stick with me we can make you a star before you know it. I must mention thought my methods are a little bit…. Unorthodox as are the jobs I have lined up for you. But I can assure you everything is above board and will get you moving up in no time. So you must be wondering what we have in store for you, well you mentioned previously that you are pretty much happy with anything we might have to offer you. It also says here in your file that you are open to any sort of “adult” entertainment. Hoping you might get lucky huh? Well, I do have something in mind that requires a male actor for the role but it isn’t in any way pornographic. It’s for an adult-baby commercial and…wait, where are you going? 

Please don’t leave, I promise you that this is strictly professional and a once in a lifetime opportunity. I’m being serious! Diaper Designs LLC is an extremely wealthy company; they have some big influences working for their lines on instagram and other social media platforms. Because of the work in question they’re re offering a large amount of money for entry level actors that prove themselves. If you can ‘wow’ them then you can expect plenty more work and even more money but to get you to that stage you have to trust me. So what do you say? You’ll sign, excellent I promise you won’t regret it. Wait what’s the hesitation you’ll sign on one condition? Well fine let’s hear it then.  Any product you test out…I have to use it as well?! I can’t, that’s too embarrassing! Wait, don’t leave…Okay, I’ll agree with it! Oh man, this is going to be so humiliating.”

“So you’re the kid they hired to play my ‘baby’ for this commercial? Well you certainly look the part don’t you? My name is Diana Bold, here’s a friendly word of advice. I’ve spent many years doing some pretty hardcore shoots in my time; I can already tell you aren’t up to scratch when it comes to this type of action. You’re lacking the particular charisma you need when it comes to an on screen presence. But I’m feeling generous so here’s my offer, I’m going to help you because I’m just so nice. We’re going to practice shoot for the commercial in the studio while everyone else is out. That’s right just you, me, and this adorable nursery. You’re going to have to follow my lead the entire time, now come on it’s time to get started first we need you to hop up onto the changing table.

Heh! Look at that little dicklet, I mean honestly I thought it would be smaller but your still definitely in need of another growth spurt down there. It’s not as small as I thought but you are indeed due for some more growth. Anyway, let’s see what product you are testing out…holy smokes, look at the size of this diaper! It’s so thick, and it has super cute Disney characters on the front of it! Now I can’t wait to get you into this! You’re going to look so adorable. 

Wow I wasn’t wrong look how cute you are and I don’t just say that about every guy I know. Okay now get on your hands and knees I want you to crawl over to me, simply adorable look at you go! Let’s try feeding you a bottle of water come into my lap so I can nurse you. This is nice; I never had children of my own so this is a new experience for me. What’s the matter why are you squirming, do you need to pee? Well it’s a good thing you’re in a diaper isn’t it, may as well give them a good testing yourself right? Just let go it won’t be so bad trust me. Wow I can feel it coming it’s so loud you’re really giving it a soaking. You look so helpless sitting on my lap in a wet diaper, ohhh don’t be bashful I can change you in a minute. But maybe you would be willing to let me do it back at my place?”

“Congratulations on joining our company full time; you did such a good job on your first commercial we just couldn’t afford to let you go. You tested so positive with our audiences and our metrics show that women aged between 20 and 45 respond the most positively towards your onscreen performance. You should see the blushing faces of adult-baby girls and boys when they watch you act, probably left more than a few diapers wet if you get my drift. We have a bunch of ideas for the future, since you and Ms Bold seem to be such a good fit we are planning a line of disciplinary videos for mommies and adult-babies. This will likely be more adult-entertainment focused, but you’ll be surprised to hear what companies have their fingers in what industries.

I will remind you, though, that babies don’t have erections during a diaper change, so you might want to consider blowing off some “steam” before a shoot. By the way, that agent of yours, Ms. Johansson? She seems keen on continuing this arrangement, although I think she’s enjoying this more than you are. One of our onsite nannies found her wandering around and noticed she happened to be wearing a diaper. We thought she must have been shooting for another set, the poor girl was breastfed before being put down for a nap. We only just found out that she wasn’t an extra. Now then, are you prepared to go all the way with this? Excellent, we’ll get the paperwork to you soon enough. Might I suggest taking a nap, you look tired. Ms. Bold, perhaps you can give our star a bottle of milk, a clean diaper, and then put him down for a nap with Ms. Johansson? Babies need their rest after all, and this one will be quite busy for the foreseeable future.”