The Mean Girl

"So you are the one my best friend wants me to go on a date with, huh? You look like a wimpy limp-dick loser. She told me you’re some kind of freak fetishist. Let me guess; you want me to call you daddy or put me in handcuffs? Wait, why are you pulling down your pants…pfftahahahaha! Oh my god, are you wearing a diaper?! It looks like a big baby’s one! Why the hell did you want to show me that! Did you want to expose yourself to a woman? What a pervert! Oh my god, you're wetting it too! So you get off on the humiliation, exposing yourself to women! You’re a freak, no wonder she warned me about you. Hold on; I have to take a picture of this with my phone! *Snap* There, now, if you do anything, I'll post this on the internet. Does that get you hard as well? So you like women taking control! Humiliation, baby diapers, and domination, you sure are one freaky guy.

And you want to call me Mommy as well? Are you for real? Fine, call me mommy all you want. It doesn't change the fact that I own you now, you little freak! So how about this, you go and buy me a nice expensive gift and if it’s good enough I'll let you put your tongue to work and eat up something tasty on mommy’s breasts. Does that give you a nice widdle stiffy in your thick diapers? I bet you haven't even used your pathetic dicklet before. Whatever, it's staying taped inside diapers from here on out anyway, as long as I’m around! Oh, you like that I'll be staying with you? Well, whatever loser. You're just a walking bank account for me. Now let's see if there is a store nearby that stocks diapers big enough to tape you in.” 

*6 Months Later*: "Stop squirming, and don't act like you hate the Preschool diapers, you and I both know they fit you better. Besides, you love showing off your diapers more than a real baby walking around the house, dressed in your cute crinkly pants. Now come on, we are going to be late for the movie. I even got a cute dress out for this occasion. Huh? I look different now? Oh yeah, I kind of ditched most of that punk stuff, it was just a phase. Too many posers and it goes mainstream, right? What do you mean I'm acting differently? I'm the same as before. Just because I look different doesn't mean I act differently in this relationship. You are still just some big baby, who likes exposing his wet diapers to the world, and you’re still obeying my rules without hesitation. I'm just taking my role as your mommy more seriously that’s all.

Now be a good baby. Remember our deal, a good baby gets boobies and diaper rubs, but a bad baby gets spankings and exposed on our little social media page. Granted, I'm starting to think you would be fine with either option. Okay, how about this? If you are a good boy, I'll give you a very special kiss? What do I mean? Well, you'll have to find out. Now let's go see this movie, it's an adorable one about a boy who wears diapers and goes to find a mommy, but its fantasy setting! Crazy what they put out these days. That sounds relatable? I mean, uh, well. Let's just…go now, okay?”

*One Year Later*

"Baby, come on. You know the rules; you have to wear the stuffers or you’ll leak. I know they make your diaper look big, but that's half the fun, and they make your but look adorable! Aww, the diaper is peeking out a little, I'm sure most of the women at the baby shower won't notice it; well not until you show it off to them. Now kiss mama for being such a good little boy! Oh, this is going to be so exciting! I get to show you off and everything! Hmm? Do you still think I'm acting differently from when we met? Ah yeah, I guess I was kind of a bitch back then to you. I don't know what happened; maybe I was just angry or something. But you kept coming back to me, even after everything I did. My old friends didn't like me hanging out with you, or that I started complaining about how they were acting. Did you know they started calling me a mom? God, it was embarrassing hearing that the first time, but now that I think about it…it does kind of fit me, you know? 

Look, I'm sorry about what I was like done back then, and how I treated you. But I do love you, even if you are just a big old baby. But you are just so cute like this! But I swear if you keep showing off your diapers, you'll be wearing nothing but that the next time we go out, got it? Oh please, you know you love it when I threaten you with stuff like that, hence why this baby shower is going to be so fun for the two of us. Now, remember, you have to loudly announce that you need to go potty in your diapers, then you can show them off to the rest of the ladies, and then the party can get started! But if you are a super good boy, later we'll play a very special game in mama's bed, okay? Alright come give me a kiss and make sure to hold my hand! It's going to be such a fun day.”