Her Mothers Day

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“Hey cousin, my goodness it’s been so long since I’ve seen you! Thank you so much for making the trip down with your mum. I know it’s only been a few months but still this is our first annual mother’s day celebration as a mother. I really thought I would be the last one to have children but I guess that achievement belongs to you now. You’re still pretty far off from that goal too cuz you don’t even have a boyfriend at the moment! Sorry I wasn’t trying to be rude, just teasing you back for all the time’s you teased me for being the runt of the family. I may be shorter then you but I still feel like I could take you now, remember when we used to wrestle when we were younger. You always beat me but I remember each time the fights got closer and closer until that time I came so close to beating you. After that you said we were to mature to play fight anymore but I always had a feeling it was because you knew I would be the one to start beating you.

I let it go of course I didn’t want to embarrass you and by that age I understood that it would be rather humiliating to be beaten by someone younger and half your size. Get ready for a berating by Granny when you go say hi to her, she keeps bringing up the fact that you’re the only one that hasn’t given her grandkids yet. She was joking around with my mum and said that she should get your mum to put you back in diapers so she has another baby to look after until you get her some. I know she was joking but honestly it felt like maybe she was being a bit sincere, anyhow we’re about to start lunch so go grab yourself a seat. Oh wait, that reminds me…. Ahhhh, so there was a small hiccup we’re one seat short and unless you want to sit on someone’s lap I’m afraid you have to sit at the kids table. The chairs are too small to bring over to the adult’s one and no you can’t sit on the lounge. My mum would freak, she keeps bragging over the new lounge set she bought and she refuses to let anyone eat or drink anywhere near it. Look it won’t be so bad, the babies in her crib so it’s just the youngins, just tell them you’re there to keep an eye on them, no one will make fun of you.”

“Well well, what happened here? Maybe the kids table was too mature for you, should I have put you down for a nap in the crib as well? You can hardly blame me for teasing you; just look at those pants your soaked. Uhuh, you keep telling me the kids spilled water over you and yet all of them have juice boxes and I see no cup. You really expect me to believe the kids have some mastermind plan to spill your glass over yourself hide the cup and then all of them lie and tell you wet your pants. I don’t think so; they did mention how rude you were to them though when you shouted at them to be quiet. I get you were grumpy for being made to sit at the kids table and they teased you and called you a baby but they are children of course they say that kind of stuff. But you’re supposed to be an adult; you’re older than me for crying out loud, what’s your excuse for acting like that? 

No I was wrong, you definitely weren’t ready for the kids table, we should have gotten you a high chair. Your mothers disappointed in you too, of course everyone knows you wet yourself the kids told everyone what happened I just had to follow you in here to see it for my own eyes. Clearly you need help too your still standing in your wet pants, how were you expecting to dry them? A hair dryer isn’t going to do the trick and what about your panties underneath? Just take them off now or I’ll do it for you, no I’m going to stay here to make sure you don’t make a mess in my mums bathroom. You really think you can back chat me huh? Alright if you won’t be a big girl and get out of those wet clothes then I’ll just do it myself. It’s time we finally see who the stronger one is now.”

“Hah, what did I tell you, after all these years I knew it! I truly am stronger then you now, younger and two heads shorter then you yet I can still put you over my knee and spank you like the naughty little brat you truly are. I must say though I wasn’t expecting you to blubber as loud as you were, you cause so much commotion that our mums came in to see what was going on. They got quite a shock when they came in here and saw your wet clothes around your ankles and draped over my lap on the toilet with a bright red bottom. I thought they were going to tell me off at first, make me apologise but no instead they commended me. I guess I really have a mothers instincts now, I know just how to treat you like the little baby you were acting. Your mother was so quick to run down to the store with granny and grab you these diapers too. I guess they just didn’t trust you enough to not wet yourself again.

They really suit you by the way, much more appropriate attire for the way you’ve been acting. I think your mother is going to enjoy having a baby back; you were the really present for her this mother’s day. If you weren’t too busy balling your eyes out as she changed you, then you would have seen the smile on her face even having to deal with such a fussy baby. It’s alright I’m sure you will feel much better after your nap. I know the crib is small and a bit cramped, just sleep on your side and tuck your knees in a bit you’ll get used to it. Sorry we didn’t have any baby clothing for you, but I think just a diaper will do you for now. Babies don’t mind walking around in them so why should you? Alright I will let you get some sleep now, if you behave yourself I will come get you for dessert later. You’ve got the crib to yourself so enjoy it baby cuz, sweet dreams I’ll turn on the mobile for you, night night.”