The Baby Husband

An anonymous patron request set in the world of Amazonia.

“Thank you everyone for joining us, now I need to make sure you pay perfect attention to me and listen to everything I tell you. Now this is a great, fantastic new world you get to be some of the first to see. Our relationship is incredibly important to the survival and liveability of earth. Amazonia has a lot of answers to the questions we have especially in regards to managing our resources and our environmental impact. It is imperative that our relationship with Amazonia thrives, that means everyone has to respect their customs and make sure you adhere to their rules and regulations. The embassy is brand new and will doesn’t have that same level of influence as the ones do in separate countries back home. Don’t forget we need them more then they need us, if any of you do anything wrong or offend them then don’t expect to be bailed out.

You are all guests here, if things keep going the way they are then we are on track for a great merger of both our peoples and cultures. Now I expect you all have many questions, I see many of you eager to ask what I imagine is the same thing on everyone’s minds. Yes there is some merit to the rumours regarding the disappearances, now these people didn’t simply vanish into thin air. No, they did exactly what we warned them not to, they got exactly the repercussions they warranted. I was serious when I said that there are no second chances here, not right now. They do things differently like countries did back on Earth. So now please make sure you pay attention, I know so far the only disappearances are involving men but that’s just circumstantial and here say. Just because the planet is only made up of women doesn’t mean they hold a grudge against males.”

“Oh hello there, you look a little lost. My name is Jolyne perhaps I can help you? Are you part of the latest arrivals, I haven’t seen you around here before. Oh that’s fantastic; I imagine it must be a bit of a shock coming to this brand new world. How fortunate that we both come from such likeminded worlds, to think the gateway connecting us could have opened to any manner of horrors. But we both hold the same optimistic outlook of a peaceful alliance, just wonderful! Maybe that’s why the gateway connected us; our worlds were always rubbing off on each other, practically neighbours that’s why we are all so similar. Yes our planet is all female and we are much larger then you, but those are such minute differences when you look at the broader picture.

Now, it’s been wonderful chatting but I do need to get you off the streets, we have certain rules about minors you see. I understand that on your planet you’re considered a fully grown adult man but here things are different. Someone your height is no bigger than our own younglings; we can’t have you running along on your own now can we? No, that just wouldn’t be right. I know you don’t want to get into any trouble so I think its best you come back with me. I’ve been waiting a long time for someone like you, a new…. Friend, from somewhere far away, I never really got along with people here you see. I so longed for someone to speak to that I could grow close with; I think you might just be that person. I know we just met, don’t freak out little guy. Trust me, think of me as your mama, I don’t want you to be scared now just let me carry you; we don’t like little ones wondering the streets.”

“Don’t you just look adorable in your little suit honey; it shows off your big diaper bulge perfectly! I know you are still a bit frazzled but mama can tell you’re adjusting to your new lifestyle just perfectly. You aren’t ready to be a big boy no..no… The world is much too scary and dangerous for a little like you. But don’t worry, I promise to always keep you safe; you will be my baby husband for the rest of our days. We’ve got an exciting week ahead of us baby, after our wedding today a full vacation planned. We’ll go to the beach and we can try on those adorable swim diapers I got you, then hiking in the mountains. But don’t worry I have a baby carrier to keep you in so you won’t need to worry about getting tired. Then to top it all off we’re going to go see your family so you can introduce me.

I know they will be in for quite a shock when they meet me and I feel they will be very disappointed they couldn’t make it to the wedding. That’s why we need to throw a small party over there, you say you don’t want it to happen but it has to. What kind of mother would I be if I didn’t meet my baby’s birth mother. I’m sure she will be thrilled to find out your back in diapers where you belong. To be honest all little’s should be treated the way I’m treating you, but I’m willing to be somewhat open minded about everything. This is new and exciting times after all. Now come along, grab my hand they’re announcing us. Don’t worry if you wet your diaper I can change you in front of everyone after we say our vowels.”