...when all through the Mall's halls,
not a creature was stirring,
except for Spidey and his gals.
Spidey-Santa's sack is almost as swollen as MJ's dump-truck booty, filled with ting-a-ling goodies for good pervs and naughty freaks. And if you behaved like a good patron, you might find a new comic inside your special sock tomorrow.
May you all have the
MERRIEST CHRISTMAS EVE,
my amazing smut believers!
With all kindness and joy,
-Tracy.