September Event Audio #12: 🦴
Added 2024-09-27 05:30:45 +0000 UTCInstead of a meaningful preamble tonight, have a little ditty I cut from an adlib: T'ain't No Sin (to Take Off Your Skin and Dance Around in Your Bones) because at least a quarter of my internal songbook is rooted in vaudeville, apparently.
I cut a lot of silly jokes I added from the end of this audio, because I ultimately felt it worked better with some genuine earnestness. That was one of them. ^^
WARNING for listener death in this audio...BUT: it's a death with a happy ending for everyone. Even the dead! (Honest!)
And now...
Lonely Skeleton Girl NEEDS You...r Flesh
As new groundskeeper, it's your job to handle a cemetery's usual issues: weeds; pests; befriending lonely, depressed, grave robbing skeleton girls... WAIT WHAT?! Yep! This monster girl has needs! She's all alone in the world! She's super sad! She needs some skin! You mind if she borrows yours? What do you mean yes?! Ugggggh....
[F4A] [Skellie Speaker] [Groundskeeper Listener(s)] [Graveyard Setting] [Wholesome] [Slightly Dark Comedy, but mostly Comedy] [Strangers to Friends to...um......more??] [Grave Robbing] [Whaddya you say? Wanna give me your face?] [Kind of kuudere girl kinda goth girl skeleton vibes?] [POV Changes] [Time Skips] [Friendship] [Hanging Out] [Watching Movies] [You're my best friend!] [WARNING: Some listener death...but with a happy ending for everyone?! (Yes really!)] [L-bombs] [Friend road trip! UM. KINDA.] [why do i only choose scripts i can't easily describe in tags why am i like this]
Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio
Script(s) by: Golden_Proxy on reddit
SFX/Music: Licensed from Envato elements; other SFX from https://freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 licenses
