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Added 2025-05-30 22:48:02 +0000 UTCHi, everyone! Iβm alive! Colossal thanks for your continued patience and patronage! I love you all more than any woman has ever loved a rabbit.
And that's a lot! πππππ
My brain admittedly remains a bit mushy and real life continues to be more than slightly on fire, but Iβm still stubbornly throwing buckets of water on it. It's going...erm...
...okay, it's not exactly going well. But it's going, at any rate! That's something, right?
And good news! Given the state of Utter Dumb Fuckery befalling me most recently, I can safely say Iβm officially starring in a farce rather than a disaster movie. So Iβve got that going for me! Thank god I'm enough of a trope savvy cartoon to survive a farce mostly unsinged.
Portrait of the Artist: Making the Best of It
May 2025
Visual Media (heartlessly stolen reaction gif)
Expect early access tonight! Very late-late-late exclusives too! Then a public audio release on YouTube tomorrow, with two more exclusives for patrons!
Back in a flash!
xoxo,
Vel are you fucking kidding me patreon I can't use a dash to sign off with without it making a bulleted list now?? writers need punctuation akdhaksjdhakjsd!!! i'm fine it's fine i'm fine brb
Comments
Doing your best is all anyone can ask of you! Pitch water where you can, sit back and admire the pretty side of the flames when able lol You've got this VV! (and seconding on that "wtf Patreon" with the punctuation thing)
Cole Blackblood
2025-05-31 00:18:00 +0000 UTCyour panic and chaos is hilarious when your doing good π
Lars deschain
2025-05-30 23:04:05 +0000 UTC
