ScathingAtheist 364: Left Handed Edition
Added 2020-02-06 06:29:07 +0000 UTC
In this week’s episode, One Million Moms will pour out the first bowl of the Super Christ, we learn how Hillary Clinton murdered Kobe Bryant with math, and Don Ford will get adventurously fantastic up in this motherfucker.
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Headlines:
Christians freak out over halftime show:
1 million moms
Franklin Graham
Class-Action Lawsuit: The Catholic Church Is Hoarding Donations to Charity: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/03/class-action-lawsuit-the-catholic-church-is-hoarding-donations-to-charity/
After Taking Over Art School, Belmont U. Will Fire Non-Christian Faculty Members: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/03/after-taking-over-art-school-belmont-u-will-fire-non-christian-faculty-members/
E.W. Jackson: I’m Allowed To Call Obama a Dictator Because Atheists Are Dumb: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/01/31/e-w-jackson-im-allowed-to-call-obama-a-dictator-because-atheists-are-dumb/
It’s No Exaggeration: Sweeping South Dakota Bill Aims to Eliminate LGBTQ Rights: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/01/its-no-exaggeration-sweeping-south-dakota-bill-aims-to-eliminate-lgbtq-rights/
Homophobe caucuses for Buttigeig, then freaks the fuck out when she learns he’s gay: https://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2020/02/christian-woman-who-voted-for-buttigieg-panics-after-finding-out-hes-gay/
Christian TV Host: Hillary Clinton May Have Murdered Kobe Bryant with Witchcraft
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Don Ford, Voice of Fantasy and Adventure
2021-08-04 02:37:28 +0000 UTCAnd did you notice--they spent the whole 42nd minute talking about this "conspiracy" around the number 42. The whole minute. 60 seconds. Six. Oh. And you know what 6 + 0 is? That's right. 6.
Douglas Holley
2020-02-07 03:57:28 +0000 UTCRuijo no 364 kara ju, my son, fetch me your brother Swiggy-swiggy.
Fluidkaos
2020-02-06 17:48:03 +0000 UTCFor a fun bit of numerology and gemmatria that's actually fun because it's intentionally fiction, y'all should check out the book UNSONG. It's a really clever mix of logic as it might look in a biblical universe, programming, and gemmatria, and it's written in a kind of science fiction style. It's really good, and gives the only truly clever apologetic I've ever heard for one of the biggest problems with the abrahamic religions. Don't want to give to much away, it's a great read. Also clearly written by an atheist who grew up Jewish
William Evan Barnes
2020-02-06 17:19:35 +0000 UTCI actually did think JLo's costume in the half time show included an exposed maxi pad and just assumed that it was on purpose. I thought it was probably there to make a statement about the way our culture simultaneously fetishizes some parts of women's bodies (like black women's butts that y'all mentioned in the Goop Labs GAM) while also making other parts like the menstrual cycle taboo. Just twerking on stage on her period! Directly in your faces, Christians
William Evan Barnes
2020-02-06 17:05:14 +0000 UTCI think I will contact Rush Linbaugh and urge him to treat his cancer with herbs and acupuncture. The fucker. I hope it is a long painful death
FRED R GROOTHUIS
2020-02-06 16:49:03 +0000 UTCpossibility greater than 0% but no direct knowledge!
The Scathing Atheist
2020-02-06 16:20:52 +0000 UTCEasier explanation for Cory Daniel, he is dyslexic and screws up reading 24 all the time. Which means that 13 is really 31, another prime number, multiplied by 3 is 93. Add 9 and 3 you get 12, multiply times 2 is 24, Cory sees 42. Game Set Match - I can do this too.
DJA
2020-02-06 14:10:38 +0000 UTCAny idea if the bill in South Dakota has a connection to our friend Chip Rossetti?
April Poff
2020-02-06 13:32:20 +0000 UTCAnd if you'd like to decode and reverse engineer the esoteric symbolism embedded within the city of Phoenix, Arizona, come to American Atheists' 2020 Convention! https://convention.atheists.org/
G. T. Blackwell
2020-02-06 11:49:55 +0000 UTCOk I'll move to South Dakota and join the Church of Scathing. Maybe.
Cory Effin Springer
2020-02-06 11:42:27 +0000 UTCOn the subject of Things that would be Illegal in South Dakota: here in Lansdale, PA, we have Drag Queen Story Time, and it's hosted by our public library, delivered by Annie Christ. Lansdale is fucking glorious.
Chubby Bunny
2020-02-06 09:42:38 +0000 UTCThe big fat man cracks my ass up!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul Oles
2020-02-06 09:08:31 +0000 UTC