Mr. Hare - Chapter 4, Page 9
Added 2021-08-31 23:32:40 +0000 UTC
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That fox gonna get a whuppin'
ZekeStaright
2021-09-01 04:35:26 +0000 UTCOh poor Bexley. She came off as a bit controlling in her exchange with Ms. Fox, but gott damn.
idfailure
2021-09-01 02:46:46 +0000 UTCAll of Bill Gates guards were on payed vacation to French Polynesia. Bill was also incredibly hung over from the night before and forgot to turn off his super secret computer.
The Six-Gun Gorilla
2021-09-01 01:07:54 +0000 UTCOne question, why would Bill Gates have top secret info in such an easy to access spot eh?
Eileen The Crow
2021-09-01 01:03:27 +0000 UTCShe looks great in those boots. Mr Bexley isn’t the servant, is he?
DH
2021-09-01 00:03:47 +0000 UTCSee them candles. I steal em. I melt them down into liquid wax to make keys to a house. But not just any house, Bill Gates’ house. While he’s sleeping I pug a USB drive into his computer to steal top secret information about New Mexico. I leave and flee back across the border into Canada and wait for the heat to die down. I hop on a plane from the Vancouver International Airport and fly to Albuquerque where I start staging my operation. Turns out Bill Gates was hiding Aztec gold under San Felipe de Neri Church. With what litter money I have left I send tickets to the homies and they fly down from Alberta. We pull up late at night and blast a hole through the floor of the church and descend into a cave system where we find a huge pile of gold. As we exit the church with our bags of gold we find that Bill has sent a private army after us. As we open the doors the open fire and we run out the back door. We book it to the train station and just as it leaves we hop on and safely get back to Canada with our new found wealth.
The Six-Gun Gorilla
2021-08-31 23:44:01 +0000 UTC
