I'm so glad I finally sat down to watch this one! But I don't think I was fully prepared for this level of absurd brilliance 😅🤣 The moment those opening credits started dropping random Swedish subtitles about a moose (???), I knew logic had officially left the building and I would have to fully surrender to the realm of chaos.
You all know me and my Bible lol. So the "Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch" scene just about took me out. I've definitely read Numbers, but never quite like that. Three shalt count, no more, no less. Two is right out. It's the theology lesson I didn't know I needed 😅
I think what cracked me up the most was how the movie constantly undercut its own epicness, like a real medieval manuscript somehow got snatched up and doodled on by a stand-up comedian and just sent to filming that way LOL. By the end I was laughing, quoting, and even caught myself saying "it's just a flesh wound!" when people were only nearly dead
Thank you all so much for the recommends of this movie. I'm off to go order a nice shrubbery off Amazon and revel in the glorious irony of it 🤣😅 Share your favorite quotes below!
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Relax and enjoy 🍿🌿
LINK: https://youtu.be/3-YqfbdRiNw
I watched this on Amazon Prime (Ni!)
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