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Maya Ben David
Maya Ben David

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#1Rat

Healthiest coat of fur,

Brightest eyes,

Gold Standard claws,

Most creative freestyle routine,

The winner takes it all.

Please no fire emojis in the competition auditorium, it's a fire hazard. You can congratulate me by sharing your favorite healthy snack. Lately, I've been getting migraines so I cut out sugar and I've really been craving artisanal treats!

-Your decorated and honored rat

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Comments

I fricken love sourdough bread

Maya Ben David

Of late, I've been eating a lot of sourdough bread with olive oil and balsamic vinegar. Pretty tasty ngl

Scarecrow

I have been eating dried sugar kelp fronds, and seedless tamarind pods.

David Garner


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