Help me write "Vicious Mockery: 100 D&D Insults to Celebrate 100k Subs!"

HEY FRIENDS! Do you remember when I asked for your help coming up with D&D themed pick-up lines to celebrate 50,000 YouTube subscribers and I made this very silly video that is now the most popular video on my channel?

Well, I really enjoyed getting to collaborate with you guys, and I'm coming up on 100,000 subscribers (!!!!) so I thought we could try it again! A few different people suggested D&D themed insults after the last video, so if you're game, I'd absolutely love to have a Patron writing team again! You'll be credited at the end of the video, and I'll credit you by your Patreon display name unless you specifically ask me to credit you another way.

Here's my loose plan:

• We all spitball insult ideas into the comments on this post
• I compile them into a document
• We have a livestream where we review and workshop them
• I turn the results of the livestream into a final script

If that sounds like fun to you, then let's get started!! Real quick, a few guidelines — insults are a bit of a touchier subject than pick-up lines in many ways, so I'd like to avoid insults that are bigoted in any way — that means no fat jokes, no homophobic or sexist jokes, etc. I think we'll have more than enough to work with by insulting these fictional people based on things they could control, like their fashion choices or performance in combat, or making jokes about fictional races. Of course they should all be D&D inspired, whether that means directly relating to D&D rules/lore, or just generally "medieval adventure" themed. And of course, if you submit an insult here, you are accepting that it may be tweaked or mashed up with another insult during editing, and you're giving me permission to use it in the video.

I think that about covers it! I know 100 is a LOT, but I believe in us. Here are a few from me to start us off:

• Somebody cast Stinking Cloud, please. Compared to your stench, it would be an improvement.
• You're so lucky, I don't think an Illithid would even bother trying to attack somebody with no brain.
• Was that a critical fail or is your charisma always this low?
• You look really familiar... oh, wait, I'm sorry, I'm thinking of the Gibbering Mouther we fought last week.
• Are you sure you're a caster? 'Cause I really doubt you can spell.