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Help me write some terrible D&D jokes!

Added 2020-12-30 22:00:00 +0000 UTC

I am excited to announce that I'm approaching 200,000 YouTube subscribers, an occasion that I would love to commemorate with another collection of lots-of-D&D-jokes!! When I hit 50,000 subscribers, I did 50 D&D pick-up lines, and when I hit 100,000 subscribers, I did 100 "vicious mockery" insults. For 200k, I have decided to put together a video where I, dressed as Tasha, deliver a bunch of terrible D&D themed jokes and puns! (I'm not gunning for 200, that would be a long video... we'll just see how many we can put together!)

Here are some examples:

Why couldn't the cleric with bad aim heal his friends? Because his healing mist.
What does an unarmed fighter like to drink? Punch.
Where does the BBEG keep his armies? In his sleevies.

Just like with the last two videos, I'll need your help — even my groan-inducing sense of humor and obsession with puns isn't powerful enough to fill a whole video! I'll be collecting jokes in two formats: First, in this replies to this post! Feel free to post multiple comments, or group all of your jokes and puns into a single comment. Second, I'll be doing a writing room livestream for $5+ Patrons next week where we can brainstorm jokes together!

A few things to keep in mind if you submit jokes:

You will be credited by your Patreon display name
By submitting, you're giving me permission to use your jokes
Please don't steal jokes from other sources and submit them here! (Because I'll be the one accused of stealing!) I'd rather we get creative :)
Meta-jokes are totally fine! Jokes about other editions of D&D are totally fine! GO WILD!

I can't wait to see what hilarity and nonsense we can generate together!!