Catchin' Some Powder

 Tommy was an avid Snowboarder, he loved it, He thought he was the best, so he made the silly bet, he bet he could land the jump, but surprisingly, he didn't and now he was paying the price. Which was of course to wear a bikini much to his chagrin. So he popped it on underneath his snowsuit, cause well, snow is cold, duh. He of course showed his friends he was wearing it, “There, see? I'm wearing it, just like we agreed.” his friends pointed and laughed as he zipped up his suit. “Can we shred now?” His friends calmed down and they too the ski lift up the mountain.
 Once at the top the friends all lined up. Tommy adjusted his goggles and shifted uncomfortably in his bikini. “Lets do this.” The friends lined up and made sure their feet were all secured. And leaped into the fresh powder. The snowboards twisted and sliced through the fresh snow carving straight and curved lines all the way down.
 The friends found themselves at the bottom of the mountain laughing and  tapping eachother's shoulders. When they heard it.
 “HEEEEEEELP!!!”
 “Oh fellas,” Brody said, “I hear the sweet call of a snow bunny in distress, where's Tommy? He's going to need to show off his new threads for sure.” The guys looked around but they couldn't see him. “Come on buds, where is he?”
 “HEEEEEEEELP!!! I'm Stuck!” The guys decided to go over and help the snow bunny and just tell Tommy about it later.. They followed the sound s of her screaming and Grunting. “Brody! Help! I'm stuck in the snow!” Brody stopped in his tracks, How did this tasty treat know his name?
 The guys spotted their friend Tommy, well his suit stuck in the snow, so they walked up and dug their friend out of the snow. But it wasn't Tommy, it was the tasty treat. “Honey pie, where have you been all my life.”   
 “Yuck Brody, it's me!? Tommy. Why does my voice sound weird.” The bunny cleared her throat a couple times. “anyways.” Ahem “anyways” Ahem Cough  
 “Bullshit” Brody said, “If it's really you show us the  bikini we gave you.” The bunny sighed and unzipped her suit showing off the same bikini as before. The boys laughed, “No way.” Brody said, “Tommy, you got super tasty for sure.”
 “Well, I may be spelling my name with an “I” now but, I can still sled your asses under any snow patch you throw at me.” The boys laughed uncomfortably, partially because they were thinking of being outsledded by a lady, but mostly because they were dealing with the awkward notion that they were suddenly attracted to their old friend.