IT IS FINALLY TIME!
Added 2023-01-02 21:29:37 +0000 UTCu guys have been asking for this for a while, & now its finally the time: I'm doing Di-- ck Ratings!!! that's right, u can now tip to have the honor of me rating your pe---en with my real unfiltered thoughts ʕಠಿᴥಠʔ
the break down is simple: u send me pics of your dong plus a tip, and I send back my review. $50 is a rating from one to ten, $75 is a sentence where I tell you my initial thoughts, and for $100 i write you a whole paragraph about what i really think, what i could do with it, really getting in to my inner art critic, ya feel me? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
And since this is patreon & unfortunately you can't tip here directly, the options are: -You can go over to one of my fans pages and tip there
-Or you can upgrade to my $50 Tier [Eroge Dev] or my $100 Tier [JAV Producer], and get your rating for FREE with your sub cost!
i'm so excited to be doing these for u all, im really trying to expand my comfort zone and push myself to do new stuff for u guys in 2023 so lets start the year off strong!!! i cant wait to see u all ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)
NOTE: PLEASE do not feel like u have to do this!! i just get requests for this on other pages so i decided to be able to offer it, and i always try to have my patreon have everything & more that the other ones do. if this is not your thing, dont sweat it!!!!
Comments
Not that I’m into this and also you should definitely be careful
Shane Driscoll
2023-01-07 09:43:13 +0000 UTCDefinitely an odd thing. I guess I understand the appeal. NFM, at least not as a serious thing. I could see myself sending in pictures with a strategically placed barn yard animal. If it gives you and the people rated a dose of serotonin or dopamine though, go for it. I bet all involved will have fun with it. And that’s what it’s all about right?
@G_3_3_k_
2023-01-06 00:19:49 +0000 UTCI'm all for doing this! I'll have to wait for my house to be just me though 😅
Enju
2023-01-05 18:58:53 +0000 UTCYou’re always super fun mel
Shane Driscoll
2023-01-05 12:25:03 +0000 UTCTo blow $50 just to send a picture of a rooster or not hmmmmm, Life is full of questions
Sinister Sable
2023-01-04 23:44:43 +0000 UTCDefinitely something new for you! Hopefully you don't get anything too extreme sent to you and don't get any scarring! Best wishes!
Paisley Park
2023-01-03 03:10:39 +0000 UTCI like your take on the subject. Hope you can have a nice collection and don't be spoked by Monster cock too much. We are not October yet.
Kurenai
2023-01-02 23:38:39 +0000 UTCDoing this now, when on a horny ban? Either you're expecting to laugh, or you really like to edge, huh?
sciencetiny
2023-01-02 23:22:29 +0000 UTCLol, judging from these comments, it seems we all blew our money on New Years. I certainly want to do it, but money is lacking right now for me too. Another day hopefully 🙏
TheLoveHandle
2023-01-02 22:53:54 +0000 UTCIf only I wasn't broke, lol
weegee cool
2023-01-02 22:30:08 +0000 UTCNice to see you try new things, Melly 💜Might have to miss out on this initial run, but I’ll keep eyes peeled for future ratings and save up lol
DisARay
2023-01-02 22:29:13 +0000 UTCdamn all of the best commissions open up when i’ve got no money. hopefully this is still available when i’m next paid.
SaltyBreadFairy69
2023-01-02 22:20:38 +0000 UTCgood luck with it i like that you trying new things
Phyn1x
2023-01-02 22:08:25 +0000 UTCi will rate whatever u want ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)
Projekt Melody
2023-01-02 22:06:01 +0000 UTCalright. I'm gonna sit on this for now and probably do one in the future. Good luck with your imminent dick pic fiesta!
ArmadaJones
2023-01-02 21:59:46 +0000 UTCTrying new things. GGs
Julianji
2023-01-02 21:58:25 +0000 UTCi think for now im gonna open it up to about 50, spend time replying to those, and then open it up again after. so i'll be doing it for a while, just in little bursts! if that makes sense. just until i get used to the whole process, cuz this is new for me too! ^^
Projekt Melody
2023-01-02 21:57:31 +0000 UTCyeah, I get the appeal. hell, even I feel tempted to do it. question though, how long are you doing this for? there's no duration or dates listed.
ArmadaJones
2023-01-02 21:53:23 +0000 UTCthat's totally fair! just wanna be able to offer it to the people who have asked for it, but if it isn't your thing i totally respect that (ღ˘⌣˘)
Projekt Melody
2023-01-02 21:52:14 +0000 UTCbut what if girl?
Faintswiftzero
2023-01-02 21:50:39 +0000 UTCthat's fair
Phyn1x
2023-01-02 21:48:12 +0000 UTCits definitely something different! but i get a lot of requests for it on my other pages so i wanted to try it out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it might not be a great fit for me and thats ok, just wanted to be able to offer it for people who wanted it ^^
Projekt Melody
2023-01-02 21:47:08 +0000 UTCOh god lol fair fair tho
Remix Kun
2023-01-02 21:46:20 +0000 UTChonestly, the idea of paid dick ratings is very weird to me.
ArmadaJones
2023-01-02 21:43:31 +0000 UTCHuh alrighty then, time to break out the 20k camera
Phyn1x
2023-01-02 21:36:43 +0000 UTCim not really a fan of this one at all
Smorzz
2023-01-02 21:33:32 +0000 UTCInteresting, not sure about it , but I am curious
Glasses Character
2023-01-02 21:32:14 +0000 UTCI WAS RIGHT!!!
TheLoveHandle
2023-01-02 21:31:04 +0000 UTC
