oh hey, what's up
Added 2023-01-05 20:04:05 +0000 UTCcome here often? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) don't mind me, i always lie around lounging seductively. it's not cuz you're here or anything like that, nope, no way. but since you're here, why don't you hit me with your best pick up line? for science, of course.
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solid, very solid
Projekt Melody
2023-01-09 20:06:05 +0000 UTCIt's funny I'm in a bar and not a diner, I came here for a drink and you're right here being a full meal.
Pope John XII
2023-01-06 13:59:15 +0000 UTCOn a scale from 1 to 10, I'm a 6 and you're a 9, we will be Nice together.
Rezz
2023-01-06 09:22:08 +0000 UTCHey Girl are you a door? Cuz I'd bang you all night.
Sock
2023-01-06 08:35:42 +0000 UTCJust off the top of my head: are you not using scientific notation, because I don't mind reading your digits all day.
Valnaris
2023-01-06 03:59:01 +0000 UTCYou make my gear go BOOST over and over again until EXPLOSION!
Shadow Runner844
2023-01-06 02:27:38 +0000 UTCDo you think your audience has pickup lines?
orb
2023-01-06 01:48:56 +0000 UTC"Are you a quarter on the floor? because I really want to pick you up"
ArmadaJones
2023-01-06 00:58:01 +0000 UTCNice outfit but I think it would look better on my floor.
Arclock
2023-01-06 00:51:17 +0000 UTCSince you’re here and dressed for it, how about I help you break a sweat.
@G_3_3_k_
2023-01-06 00:04:05 +0000 UTCYa ever had Jamaican Sausage?
KiraMoa
2023-01-05 23:05:40 +0000 UTCI would fall for you even when there’s zero gravity.
Dani Amp
2023-01-05 21:38:04 +0000 UTCIf all this turns out to just be in my head then you're the best thing I came up with
Atomic Renegade
2023-01-05 21:26:50 +0000 UTCI'm filing a complaint with trip advisor...because they don't have you listed as one of the best places to eat out
TheLoveHandle
2023-01-05 21:04:19 +0000 UTCYour looking pretty today but sorry, I can't call you beautiful. because beauty is on the in side and I haven't been inside you yet.
Drakoth_Dreatha
2023-01-05 21:03:36 +0000 UTCSo?... Wanna fuck?
Full.Metal Nihilist
2023-01-05 21:03:21 +0000 UTCI yell, "hey would you like some pizza!" Then throw the fuck out of the pizza was holding on to.
Richard Miranda
2023-01-05 20:59:32 +0000 UTCHey are you a computer because I have a USB to plug in
OddBob92
2023-01-05 20:51:49 +0000 UTCAre your legs an Oreo cookie? 'Cuz I'd love to pull them apart and lick the frosting.
CursedHP
2023-01-05 20:48:38 +0000 UTCHey babe let me squirtle all over ya jigglypuffs
Remix Kun
2023-01-05 20:35:56 +0000 UTCHeard you got that outfit for 50% off, how about you show me it 100% off? 😳
Orchid Moonlight
2023-01-05 20:34:44 +0000 UTCMy face is cold. Do those thighs come in my size?
psycophantic
2023-01-05 20:34:39 +0000 UTCHey girl can I have your number, I lost mine
Paraquat
2023-01-05 20:34:37 +0000 UTCBased on your recent trip to Japan, I think you will know this: Isn't the moon beautiful tonight? ;)
ThomasDe
2023-01-05 20:32:39 +0000 UTCAre you an angel? Because you have a halo and that's weird.
Ninjorf
2023-01-05 20:26:56 +0000 UTCPrepare for a TERRIBLE pick up line, the likes of which haven't been seen or heard since barking at hot women! Ahem... Hey, I'm hungry. And you look like my Bae, gal. Thank you! I'll be here all alone!
theak 9000
2023-01-05 20:17:56 +0000 UTCI don't know any pick up lines but I wanna pat the tummy
Ian C
2023-01-05 20:17:52 +0000 UTCA pickup line? Oh I’m gonna regret this one: “Hey girl, you like diesel or unleaded? Cause I’m gonna pump that pu$$y like it’s gasoline~.” I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS✨🌹😭
Dreamz the Cybericon
2023-01-05 20:16:52 +0000 UTCHey babe, have you considered making your name Marissa? Because I bet if I turn you backwards, you become “ass i raM”.
WilmaWings
2023-01-05 20:16:08 +0000 UTCOh hey there I like PB & J. Wanna come over and taste my peanut butter? While I spread jelly all over you 😍
MaskedReaper666
2023-01-05 20:15:49 +0000 UTCYou maybe full of zeros and ones but your the only 1 I need
Netic91
2023-01-05 20:14:56 +0000 UTCIf you were a part of my domain, we could share cookies.
Crimson
2023-01-05 20:14:41 +0000 UTCIs that a glitch in your programming or are you just happy to see me?
Brandon Powell
2023-01-05 20:11:22 +0000 UTChey AI, wanna pick you up so why don't you come over and let me algorithm your heart?
Brittis_N3X
2023-01-05 20:10:28 +0000 UTCI have never had any use for pick up lines, but one of the cheesiest I have heard was “that top looks good on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor”
Glasses Character
2023-01-05 20:10:15 +0000 UTCOn a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need
Phyn1x
2023-01-05 20:09:20 +0000 UTCI wish you were my pinky toe, so I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
デスデロン
2023-01-05 20:08:10 +0000 UTCuh...nice tits
Yuri
2023-01-05 20:05:03 +0000 UTC
