SamuZai
projektmelody
projektmelody

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oh hey, what's up

come here often? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) don't mind me, i always lie around lounging seductively. it's not cuz you're here or anything like that, nope, no way. but since you're here, why don't you hit me with your best pick up line? for science, of course. 

oh hey, what's up

Comments

solid, very solid

Projekt Melody

It's funny I'm in a bar and not a diner, I came here for a drink and you're right here being a full meal.

Pope John XII

On a scale from 1 to 10, I'm a 6 and you're a 9, we will be Nice together.

Rezz

Hey Girl are you a door? Cuz I'd bang you all night.

Sock

Just off the top of my head: are you not using scientific notation, because I don't mind reading your digits all day.

Valnaris

You make my gear go BOOST over and over again until EXPLOSION!

Shadow Runner844

Do you think your audience has pickup lines?

orb

"Are you a quarter on the floor? because I really want to pick you up"

ArmadaJones

Nice outfit but I think it would look better on my floor.

Arclock

Since you’re here and dressed for it, how about I help you break a sweat.

@G_3_3_k_

Ya ever had Jamaican Sausage?

KiraMoa

I would fall for you even when there’s zero gravity.

Dani Amp

If all this turns out to just be in my head then you're the best thing I came up with

Atomic Renegade

I'm filing a complaint with trip advisor...because they don't have you listed as one of the best places to eat out

TheLoveHandle

Your looking pretty today but sorry, I can't call you beautiful. because beauty is on the in side and I haven't been inside you yet.

Drakoth_Dreatha

So?... Wanna fuck?

Full.Metal Nihilist

I yell, "hey would you like some pizza!" Then throw the fuck out of the pizza was holding on to.

Richard Miranda

Hey are you a computer because I have a USB to plug in

OddBob92

Are your legs an Oreo cookie? 'Cuz I'd love to pull them apart and lick the frosting.

CursedHP

Hey babe let me squirtle all over ya jigglypuffs

Remix Kun

Heard you got that outfit for 50% off, how about you show me it 100% off? 😳

Orchid Moonlight

My face is cold. Do those thighs come in my size?

psycophantic

Hey girl can I have your number, I lost mine

Paraquat

Based on your recent trip to Japan, I think you will know this: Isn't the moon beautiful tonight? ;)

ThomasDe

Are you an angel? Because you have a halo and that's weird.

Ninjorf

Prepare for a TERRIBLE pick up line, the likes of which haven't been seen or heard since barking at hot women! Ahem... Hey, I'm hungry. And you look like my Bae, gal. Thank you! I'll be here all alone!

theak 9000

I don't know any pick up lines but I wanna pat the tummy

Ian C

A pickup line? Oh I’m gonna regret this one: “Hey girl, you like diesel or unleaded? Cause I’m gonna pump that pu$$y like it’s gasoline~.” I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS✨🌹😭

Dreamz the Cybericon

Hey babe, have you considered making your name Marissa? Because I bet if I turn you backwards, you become “ass i raM”.

WilmaWings

Oh hey there I like PB & J. Wanna come over and taste my peanut butter? While I spread jelly all over you 😍

MaskedReaper666

You maybe full of zeros and ones but your the only 1 I need

Netic91

If you were a part of my domain, we could share cookies.

Crimson

Is that a glitch in your programming or are you just happy to see me?

Brandon Powell

hey AI, wanna pick you up so why don't you come over and let me algorithm your heart?

Brittis_N3X

I have never had any use for pick up lines, but one of the cheesiest I have heard was “that top looks good on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor”

Glasses Character

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need

Phyn1x

I wish you were my pinky toe, so I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

デスデロン

uh...nice tits

Yuri


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