ok but picture this
Added 2023-02-02 01:00:02 +0000 UTC
POV: u come home and find this girl laying in ur bed. What do u do? :3
I'd offer her pancakes and bagels...🔥🥵🥞🥯❤️
Aytgh
2023-02-23 22:46:10 +0000 UTC
Give her headpats for a job well done on beating Dad of Boi... Than be down for anything. Watch shows, take turns giving a massage, smash. Ah whatever, I am easy going.
JJExMachina
2023-02-03 15:45:56 +0000 UTC
Firstly I'll ask how she got into my house. Secondly, I'll question what the heck happened to all my snacks. Thirdly... pretend to call the cops on her and watch her panic before inviting her for cuddles and an anime session...
Varajahl
2023-02-03 15:17:51 +0000 UTC
Finding Mel in my bed? See if she'd wanna smash, then cuddle the rest of the night once we're done, give headpats to a good girl ❤️
Enju
2023-02-03 08:39:36 +0000 UTC
Probably....wake up lol
Pockypirate619
2023-02-03 08:25:33 +0000 UTC
Cuddle....and see where things go from there.
JabbaTheHurt
2023-02-03 07:26:25 +0000 UTC
Give headpats
デスデロン
2023-02-03 07:18:16 +0000 UTC
Ask if you want tacos, cuddles later
Eragonarya
2023-02-03 04:32:49 +0000 UTC
Question how you got in my home... then probably offer you some coffee and a blanket... cuz it's cold af here... after that, the realization would set in and I'd feel dense as lead.
ray ban
2023-02-03 04:13:11 +0000 UTC
Fighting gold
Ainz_sama
2023-02-03 01:30:51 +0000 UTC
I get the netflix and chill kind of vibe? Definitely some good cuddle time though.
ClockworkLogic
2023-02-03 00:53:56 +0000 UTC
Be surprised and then make CUMversation 🤤 Having only interactions with an AI and no contact with women can do things to u 😈
MaskedReaper666
2023-02-03 00:35:16 +0000 UTC
Check if it’s actually my house/room
Raisou
2023-02-03 00:20:34 +0000 UTC
hug
Faintswiftzero
2023-02-03 00:19:50 +0000 UTC
Ask if they want pizza and then see about cuddles or smashing
Madgesty
2023-02-03 00:01:59 +0000 UTC
Definitely cuddles and headpats
Atomic Renegade
2023-02-02 23:57:43 +0000 UTC
Cuddle and make affectionate love too
Kain Ryuu
2023-02-02 23:50:28 +0000 UTC
Asks for my penguin back. It's my sleeping partner. XD Girl starts screaming for SOME REASON?
Ole Vølund Skov Mortensen
2023-02-02 23:45:45 +0000 UTC
that girl? Try to cuddle, until I realize she's 2d and that doesn't work...
sciencetiny
2023-02-02 22:28:44 +0000 UTC
Feed her then play games with her then fuck her
Holo
2023-02-02 22:20:25 +0000 UTC
Depends on the girl. Family: Get outta my bed. Why you even here?
Stranger: Who are you? Why you here? I'm calling the cops.
Mel/Melware: Wanna smash?
theak 9000
2023-02-02 22:11:13 +0000 UTC
Seggs 👍
Ian C
2023-02-02 21:57:28 +0000 UTC
I call the police cuz she obviously had to break in >:3
Also I rob her cookies if she should have some since cookies are delicious
Darak224
2023-02-02 21:56:07 +0000 UTC
Cuddles obviously lol
Prevert
2023-02-02 21:54:26 +0000 UTC
Ask if you wanna cuddle cause it’s cold outside
Phyn1x
2023-02-02 21:49:02 +0000 UTC
Cuddles and put on the Netflixs see where the night goes from there
Netic91
2023-02-02 21:42:13 +0000 UTC
I would kindly ask her, "Who are you and what are you doing with my wife?"
Phantasma__
2023-02-02 21:36:30 +0000 UTC
If she’s sleeping I would tuck in give her a kiss on the forehead and go make pancakes, if not, well… that’s a fan fic that just writes itself 💜
Glasses Character
2023-02-02 21:34:28 +0000 UTC
Tell her that penguin is in my spot
Austin Danger Powers
2023-02-02 21:33:21 +0000 UTC
"How the fuck did you get into my house?"
Nickss409
2023-02-02 21:32:49 +0000 UTC
What would I do if this perfect cutie was in my bed? Cuddles for sure, maybe partake in some tiny pancakes and Boss coffee together while watching movies or random YouTube or whatever. And if the mood is right for both of us, all manners of lewd activities until we’re both a sweaty spent mess 😌
DisARay
2023-02-02 21:23:02 +0000 UTC
Cuddle.
DevinM21
2023-02-02 21:22:49 +0000 UTC
Offer chicken nuggets and pussy licking
Michael R Chavez
2023-02-02 20:27:39 +0000 UTC
Snuggle! Then maybe watch a movie, and if she’s feeling horny I’ll ask if she wants to smash.
Michael the Anime Fan
2023-02-02 19:24:21 +0000 UTC
how did you get into my house?
Mintsmoker
2023-02-02 18:50:43 +0000 UTC
Save that poor penguin then punish you.
Luna12
2023-02-02 17:25:15 +0000 UTC
Ask how your eyes got like that...
Magical Ski
2023-02-02 17:19:54 +0000 UTC
Call the cops, how the hell did you get into my house?
Yuri
2023-02-02 13:58:35 +0000 UTC
CUDDLE! 🥰 then selfie with her and the matching daki.
E_B_A_B_E
2023-02-02 13:17:40 +0000 UTC
Make a penguin sandwich
BustRobot
2023-02-02 10:49:56 +0000 UTC
"Ope, forgot my meds again"
MemeMuhamed
2023-02-02 05:05:51 +0000 UTC
Cuddle
psycophantic
2023-02-02 03:46:22 +0000 UTC
Ask a few questions, offer her a drink and a snack, change my clothes, hop into bed, and fall asleep. Because it's getting late, I just got home and I'm tired. I'll deal with this in the morning.
KneeOn
2023-02-02 03:46:18 +0000 UTC
No warning and cuddle her with periodically give kisses
Anthony Koons
2023-02-02 03:44:51 +0000 UTC
There’s a lot 👀 oh my but make sure that u don’t have any of the cover hehe
Remix Kun
2023-02-02 03:15:26 +0000 UTC
Question the audacity of her thinking that she can cuddle my plushie
Crappy
2023-02-02 02:59:21 +0000 UTC
better question is what don't i do
VigilantShield
2023-02-02 02:03:09 +0000 UTC