DICK READINGS™
Added 2025-04-09 20:00:08 +0000 UTCGood fortune to you, fellow gooner!
I ask, are you tired of dick ratings that only, well, rate how your dick looks?
Sure you are!
The meta lacks mystery. Results may vary. And if you’re a gacha fan, you know the downer of a bad pull. But you’ve come seeking an alternative path!
I’ll gently penetrate the veil—as best a cartoon camgirl can—to reveal the messages encoded on your member.
Please, limit your skepticism!
Allow me to be your humble shaft shaman. Your mystical member medium, if you will. Your divine rod reader and personal protector of phallic prophecies!
I am Melody the cosmological Cock Whisperer! (at your service)
Before I present my assessment, please remember, my Dick Readings™ are for entertainment purposes, so try not to take them too seriously!
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YAAAY SO FUN! this is somethin im offerin on my other places, since patreon is really weird about u guys sending me naughty pics,,,, So unfortunately i cant offer them here. rip. but if this is ur kinda thing u can check my other fan pages for detauils! I mostly just wanted to share the cute art with you guys, shout out to Chumi for absolutely killin it :333 plz check them out!!
https://x.com/Chumidraws/status/1766351080873767119
i also wanted to share it cuz it fits into our fantasy theme leading up to the hentai release!! who else is so hype???/.?
Comments
Totally found Mel's custom OP isekai class: Shaft Shaman.
Brandon Creyer
2025-04-11 04:27:47 +0000 UTCu can check out my other fan pages (fansly might be easiest) and read my pinned post for details! ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)
Projekt Melody
2025-04-10 17:50:38 +0000 UTChehe i love the idea of Cock Whisperer Shaman, that fits you perfekt xD
Klargona
2025-04-10 06:54:59 +0000 UTCCompletely off topic but I just had the craziest thought about how others collect plushies of their favorite VTubers but I collect onaholes of them. I’ve bought both of the ones Mel took part in. And while it’s not crazy to own two of them, it’s still 1 more than I ever thought I’d have.
Mean774
2025-04-10 03:12:36 +0000 UTCGot a good laugh out of reading this! 😂
Cunnyguy
2025-04-10 03:04:21 +0000 UTCWhy is Mel the only one who I would pay for a "rating" of my dick
Christian
2025-04-09 23:29:34 +0000 UTCI am quite hype indeed
Pockypirate619
2025-04-09 22:44:42 +0000 UTCbitchin, I'd love to see what secrets Mel can read from my Peen. How do?
Sabishii Kouen
2025-04-09 22:33:43 +0000 UTCAyy that sounds fun also super hot fit 👀🙏 Chumi killing it as usual
Remix Kun
2025-04-09 20:30:34 +0000 UTCA dick diviner ey? That's perfect for ya
Konata Aoi
2025-04-09 20:20:33 +0000 UTCOh mystical Melody of the mysterious mysterium what whimsical stories do my shaft hath tell? 🙏
Frostarmor711
2025-04-09 20:19:54 +0000 UTCthats a fun way to do d-ratings. shaft shaman is a great term and im stealing that
ArmadaJones
2025-04-09 20:16:56 +0000 UTCDick readings now you have my erection
OddBob92
2025-04-09 20:11:18 +0000 UTCI have always been curious about the story my pp has to tell.
Phantasma__
2025-04-09 20:05:22 +0000 UTC
