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Happy "I know it's probably not your birthday but this entertains me anyway"

Skye

Once again bringing forth the kanelstang 🥳💐 happy birthday!

Phantasm Cat

Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉

Happy birthday Crunch 🎂✨

Happy birthday! 🎉 (If every day is your birthday, does that mean one human year is equal to 365 Crunch years?)

Happy birthday crumpet! Hope your bday is niceee, you deserve it 🥳

happy birthday! 🥳🎉🎂 because we have to get it right one of these days

cosmicdreams

It's Monday night, or Tuesday morning since it's nearing 1am, I'm just now getting around to listening, and I'm so glad I finally did, missing out on this any longer would have been a travesty. I giggled and laughed thru almost the entire thing with how adorable and cheeky this was. I'm in love with all the kisses, and be still my beating heart for chores being done before I wake up. Your cheerful mood was perfectly infectious, and the gosh darn appreciation? I couldn't help but blush fiercely, filled with wonderful warm feelings. Being the impatient person that I am, I would have pulled you down to me, and turned us into a tangle of blankets and limbs, with tight cuddles and sweet kisses in abundance (coffee mugs safely put down first of course). I will be one of the few outliers on drink choice and say tea all the way. I am alas not a coffee person. There is a particular brand of Earl Grey tea that I consume religiously, especially in the colder months. It has corn flower petals in it and has an amazing citrusy smell to it thanks to the bergamot (I always make a point of inhaling the scent before placing the tea in my mug). Sigh, just thinking about it makes me smile. I can't think of any particular ones but I do know that my speach pattern, word choices and phrasing do change depending on who I spend time with or who I am speaking with. I return time and again to many of your audios, Crunch, and this one will certainly be another one of those. Wishing everyone a lovely week.

myuniverse032518

I'm always so conflicted. Syrup based breakfasts (pancakes/waffles/French toast) are my favorite, but then when I see other people digging into their savory dishes I get sad that I didn't choose that. So usually I try to choose some combination of both. Pancakes with sausage on the side, grits and eggs with a biscuit and jelly, French toast with bacon. Hmm. I want breakfast for dinner now.

That's a good question! Honestly, I'd eat anything and everything* whether it's something sweet or not, with some tea or a beer, or anything in between. It tastes good, I'm consuming it. *... that's vegan 🙃 As for Crunchy, you know the drill. Stomach growls = I give you 🍪

Phantasm Cat

Hmm. I'm not big for sweet breakfast foods - but breakfast meats are a favorite. Eggs, sausage, and bacon and I'm a happy girl. :)

Skye

Brunch choice is eggs Benedict, almost always. Hollandaise is something I can’t be arsed to make at home, so it’s a treat when I go out 🍳

Ange

cheru, you and me baby let's fuckin go

@Cher I only hear the last growl at the end around the 11:20 mark. I had to listen again and make sure I wasn't imagining it. Of course he's ate by now but still. My husband has lost so much weight since us living apart, and I'm pretty sure it was from just straight forgetting to eat. So I fussed over him relentlessly while he visited.

Acedia

Breakfast is my favorite meal 👀 I need a slow morning and my coffee to feel a least a bit alive. And the only meal I actually can sit through without worrying about things I have to do. I really like muesli in the morning. Sometimes I make crepes or toasts with some jam or cheese. Sometimes it's pastry for breakfast, if I have any. Or omelette 🤤 I'mma get hungry again with all this food talk

Aw, so sweeeet 🥰 I saved it for the actual morning instead of listening at night and seems it was the right decision. So the metaphysical coffee wasn't that metaphysical ☕ Stoooop saying all these nice things, it's too good, my heart is weak 😭 But honestly, this audio left me with such light warm feelings~ Team coffee, morning or evening - we drink coffee. Sometimes it just doesn't feel like "coffee", then it's time for tea. Probably green tea. Iced tea is really good for summer nights 💛 Accent? Uh, I think it changed a bit, yes. I'm trying to sound less Russian pls 😅 some sounds just slip into English. I noticed using "Hii~" a lot, also "cosy" is the best compliment someone/something can receive from me now 👀 I do pick up words and phrases from my Russian friends often too. Wish everyone a lovely week ahead 💕

i'm not much of a breakfast person either but if i'm at brunch and in the mood for something savory i'll have some kind of omelet, and if i'm in the mood for something sweet i'll go with pancakes. i love going to brunch though, and a lot of brunch places in my area have lunch options as well if i'm not in the mood for breakfast food. also Acedia my stomach is growling at the thought of southern food lol

cosmicdreams

Coffee in bed on Sunday morning sounds heavenly (even tho for me it would be afternoon, my sleep schedule is whack you guys) and the chores already done? I almost teared up, that sounds so lovely. I do pick up certain phrases from friends and I add them to my own vocabulary, and this happens with both my languages. Human brains are weird. Also I definitely am a coffee person hands down. I like tea, but coffee with some steamed milk and maybe some vanilla syrup just hits different. The praise and appreciation in this audio was so nicee and overall the whole thing just made me feel warm inside and I will probably relisten to this one often. Happy timezone everyone 😊

@Acedia I honestly only force myself to eat breakfast cause I need the protein for my job. And the only time I do enjoy it is when my partner makes it. His eggs/French toast/pancakes are stellar, idk what kind of sorcery he’s doing cause I’ve used the same exact ingredients myself and hate it lol. I love crepes but I’ve had so many bad ones and I haven’t mastered how to make them myself yet 😭 Idk if it’s the old mic or my headphones but I couldn’t pick up the stomach growls haha.

cherucaustic

I'm not even really a breakfast person. My families breakfasts almost exclusively consisted of either sausages/eggs/biscuits/gravy or oatmeal. And as a consequence of that I can't really stand eating either of those for breakfast anymore lol. A perfect breakfast/brunch to me would be some nice crepes with fruit and whipped cream or jam or something. Decadent and basically dessert at that point. Mmmm Also Crunch, go eat you something pls. Hearing your stomach growl breaks my poor southern heart. I have to fight back my urges to cook something terribly unhealthy and filling lol.

Acedia

Ash you’re really gonna have me rewatching Tick Tick Boom I swear… we gotta get everyone in on this I refuse to be sad alone lol

cherucaustic

Doing all the chores, letting me sleep in, promising to pay for brunch AND bringing me coffee (that I will pretend is really tea since I’m not a coffee girl)? You certainly know how to make a woman swoon, Crunch haha. This is really such a sweet audio, so lovely and domestic. I do have lots of things I say certain ways because of people in my life (some that aren’t around anymore but it’s like they left a piece of them with me whenever I say certain words), and because of where I live regionally. Like how I say water (wooder) or the word jawn (which can literally mean anything. I’m serious. Person, place, thing whatever your heart desires that’s what jawn is 😂), I sometimes just shorten very to v in writing or yeah/yes to ye because that’s how my friends do it. I know there are plenty more but I can’t think of them at the moment. But my accent itself I don’t think has ever changed. “Fuck you, you are” we love an aggressive you better love yourself moment haha. Question for chat what’s your favorite brunch food? I’m not a big breakfast person so mine is probably like Belgian waffles but I would eat those any time. Also to Crunchy I have seen people drinking beer at brunch before (they were not a mimosa person 😂) Have a lovely timezone everyone! 💗

cherucaustic

Damn Ash, you've convinced me with your passion. I will definitely watch that movie.

this was so beautiful, full of sweetness and cosiness and praise... such great vibes, I loved it ♡ my accent certainly goes all over the place depending on who I am speaking to, I think I tend to accidentally mimic people 🙃 but picking up on frequent words & sayings from the people around me (and *certain* people I listen to...) happens so often I can't help it I am definitely a coffee person~~ yes I will take my metaphysical digital coffee please 😊 I swear whenever you go all soft and say 'just relaxxx' ugh 🥰 it's like a trance, just what I need the silliness was perfect & had me smiling/giggling (as always), I appreciate you so much I hope everybody's week treats them kindly, just like this wonderful audio 💕

first line's from a song called 'why', where jonathan larson, a struggling musical composer, reaffirms his choice of attempting to make a life in the arts despite his lack of a big break. the next two are from 'sunday', which takes place in a diner. it's a direct tribute to a song of the same name, from sondheim's 'sunday in the park with george'. a very traditional broadway-showtunes number. go watch tick tick boom if you haven't already!! it's such a labor of love to the musical theatre community, and a love-letter to anyone who's ever toiled and tussled and bared their souls to create a life from something they truly loved doing. <3

Ash, what it that song please?

"and i said hey, what a way to spend the day... drinking coffee light, and dark... on an ordinary sunday.... 🎶" this was wonderful to listen to as i prepped for my day - and i'm in a bit of a sad mood because of the oscars. (tick tick boom deserved better yall.) ANYWAY. thank you crunch for the pick-me-up. this was sweet and soft and everything in between. i'm about to go climbing, and this perked me right up. thank you for the coffee, thank you for the kisses. my accent's all over the place, let's not even go there. i never grew up in one place specifically for too long to pick up an accent, and it still is very much malleable and changes frequently. if you can understand me, that's good enough in my book. also BRO when your tummy rumbled, i thought that was mine PLS 😭 have a good restful week, everybody! have fun, take care, big smiles and compassion on full blast. let's get this bread 🍞 (or toast?? since we're talkin bout brunch)

This was adorable - so cosy and cuddly and sweet. It really did feel like the perfect Sunday morning. I'd love to wake up to someone with fresh coffee and the chores already done so there was no rush to get out of bed. Thank you so much for the metaphysical digital coffee making. I have a horrible / wonderful habit of picking up other people's accents if I spend a lot of time with them. I've learned recently that it's related to my ADHD - it can be really funny though because I literally mirror voices of people I care about or spend a lot of time with. I'm occasionally now saying "for-everr" - and the whispered "fuck" has become a big part of my vocabulary. If I have to choose between coffee and tea I'm a coffee girl 100% of the time. I've never developed a taste for tea, although I keep trying. I drink way too much coffee so I can keep a regular flow of caffeine going. My brain relies on caffeine to function these days! My all time favorite line in this was the "Fuck you - you are. You are amazing." That was just so real and fun. Also the "I'll kick your butt." It all felt playful and sweet and adorable. I hope everyone here has the week they need to have. Whether it's productive or restful or something different - I hope you have the day... the week... you need. Thank you - both Crunchy and the rest of you in the comment section - for making the world a better and more cosy place. 💜

Skye

aww cromptch this was so sweet 🥰 you sound really happy in it which makes me happy! now if only this fantasy was a reality and all my chores were actually done 😩 team mimosas for brunch 🥂 but if we’re doing coffee or tea? definitely coffee, i’m not much of a tea person, at least in the mornings hmm yeah i think the way i talk changes depending on who i’m with. i’ll admit it, i have a very slight california valley girl accent and it becomes even more exaggerated on my college campus. it’s, like, so totally crazy how that works 🤪 the fact that you picked up “for sure” is funny because that’s a super common phrase here. also “no yeah” and “yeah no” hahaha. i understand why people find the way we talk annoying 😅 this was such a lovely little scenario to imagine and a nice break from my assignments. there’s so much love and care in these audios and i think that’s what makes them so special 🤍 this was like a little audio form of a head pat with all the praise and i’m sending that energy right back, thank you so much for this and i hope you and everyone here had a great weekend! ✨ also the “fuck you, you are” after calling us amazing was the best 😂 all about that aggressive love lol

cosmicdreams

I don't even like coffee, but at this point, if it's as heavenly as he makes it sound, I'm down for some Crunch made coffee lol

Acedia