[M4F] If we're quiet they won't find us in here... [Hold the moan] [Confined space] [Hiding in a locker] [Ambient sfx] [Intimate] [Kissing] [Moans] [Teasing] [Early Access]

Audios like this make me long for a future Crunchy audio where the listener interrupts Crunchy in a public library while he's practicing his chess moves or something and ends up sitting in his lap, back against his chest, getting fucked and then creampied within earshot of other library-goers. The more neck kisses, whispers, moans and grunts, the better. Fingers crossed!! 🤞🏻🥵

Grace

I'm so tempted to listen to this right now.oof. self controlllll. Finally listened. The only thing I could think to add was it would've kind of been funny in my opinion to hear the towel drop. So to speak but other than that I'm left needy prr usual

Dre

never thought being inside a locker could be so sexy 😵😍 you are a big t e a s e... but thank you~ ♡

Okay this really hot 👀 I really like the idea of being THAT close to the partner. Especially in such a risky situation 🤤 great audio 🤍

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 sheesh

@seong Mad scientist! 😂 I used to rub bar soap on a washcloth, hold it right up against my mouth and blow, and make a bunch of bubbles, lol. @Vitalya You were a girlboss from birth! I love it. 😄

Me was five years old.

I don't remember my childhood well because of memory problems. But the most vivid story that I remember from the words of my parents is when I got lost in the factory where my mother worked. I had no one to leave with, so my father and mother took me to work in turn. And then one day maman left me on the faht, asked me to look after me while she went about business. They decided to put me to sleep. I agreed, but it was a cunning escape plan. I really wanted a tour of the factory, so I decided to arrange it myself. So, the grown-ups are running around, calling the shops, trying to find me. Mom gets a call from the big boss and asks if she lost her daughter? Mom runs to pick me up. It turns out that I came across the office of the authorities. I looked into the office, and there a man was shouting at someone on the phone. I said "what are you doing? You can't yell at people." After a telephone conversation, he switched to me, asked who I was and how I got here. In general, we had a nice chat with him. When my mother came running, the big boss was sitting signing documents, and I was flipping through some magazine. With the most important view.

Birthday happy Crunchmeister! 🍉

Phantasm Cat

@seong I think that's an universal experience for kids lol

have you ever pretended to be scientists in the bath and mixed all products to a concoction and ended up being scolded by your parents for wasting good shampoo or am i alone in that one 😂

There are no lockers in Russia, but there are storerooms with household tools and other stuff. It's fucking Narnia.

Joyeux anniversaire, Croquant!

Ange

Head&Shoulders is a good battleship.

It was possible to arrange a sea battle from shampoo bottles and other things while waiting.

Here it is necessary to make an avtoanswering. Like, Crunchy posted something out, and he immediately gets "happy birthday" from everyone.

Happy "I'm sure it's not your birthday and I know this isn't Twitch but being silly brings me joy" to our favorite tease. 💜

Skye

La mulți ani! (happy birthday in Romanian). Hope your day is going great!

@Dubose: pls even my dad joined in in making fun of me until i was about 10 lol 😂😂

Happy birthday, you sneaky tease. 😂🎉

@cosymary You had a HEREEE'S JOHNNYYY moment from The Shining 😭😂 But honestly, what were we doing to get locked inside lmao

By the way while I avoid my job responsibilities… Happiest of (maybe) birthdays Crunchman!!!! 🥳🎉

cherucaustic

@seong omg I have a similar story! I was a child so I don't remember it, but my parents told me I locked myself in the bathroom and panicked and couldn't unlock the door and my dad had to bring an axe to tear down the locking mechanism to get me out lol

This is equal parts tragic and funny. Poor seong! 😂

This was a 10/10 experience! Confined spaces are not usually my thing, but this really worked out so well! And the thrill of doing something while potentially getting caught... oh my *fans self*. Also shout out to working from home and taking breaks whenever you want to 👍

Genuine question: Are there really lockers big enough for at least two people? Because I don't think I've seen any 😭😂 But fr tho, if that were me, I'd cry. I locked myself in our bathroom when I was a kid. I literally broke the doorknob and had to wait for my uncle to come home and pick it 😭😭😭

V you are one of the funniest people I have ever been fortunate enough to meet.

The average American lockers are teeny tiny, there's no way two grown people are gonna fit. So I'm imagining like video game rule lockers that are ginormous and are magically efficient for hiding. Ah, the whispers and teasing. Love to hate it, but mostly love it.

Acedia

Anyway, [handsjob] I then provided them in full.

Well, I definitely wouldn't do that at work. It's uncomfortable and my back would hurt later.

Why is everyone else's life so much more entertaining than mine. 😂

I would have been glad not to distract them, but I needed a computer.

Speaking of risks. Somehow I caught a couple having sex in the workplace. I laughed for a long time.