[M4F] All you have to do is say "no sir" [Gentle Mdom] [Teasing] [Instructions] [Sweet] [Mean butt] [Look at me] [Bad idea] [Unprotected sex] [Risky] but [Reduce the risk] [Protected sex] [Condoms] [Pretend it's not there] [Fucking the cum deeper] [Aftercare] [We're so dumb] [Laughs] [L-bomb] [Sweetling] [Praise] [Meta] [4th wall break] [I'm a funny man] [Early Access]

You’re so sweet and silly and goofy and I love it. 💜

Rachel

I feel like listening to these are healing a big chunk of myself. I have avoided anything to do with intimacy due to negative past experiences. But listening to these have made me realise what I've been closing myself off to. I miss cuddling after sex, chatting, the openness, the walls crashing down. Being stupid, light. I still have a way to go, but I can sense change in me already

Ok this is going to be my new favourite for a loooooooong time. I was just so hot I cannot get over it!

nelly

Damn you really threw the whole kitchen sink into this one 😂😂 absolutely phenomenal, now my favorite audio ever hahaha. We are so spoiled 💋💋

i cant listen to this yet but I WILL BE BACK. the tags make me feel like i will definitely enjoy this though

Why am I laughing so much from a porn audio????? My cheeks are actually aching from grinning too hard—crunchman lay off the jokes! Give my poor cheeks a break!!!

Ayesha

We basically did get our 4(?)way tie from the poll in a way lol Dude went 210% trying to cram as much as he could in there 🤣. And it is, as always, much loved and appreciated. Easy now, Crunch, we'll get used to being so spoiled.

Acedia

I love love love a Stefon audio. Take us on a journey, my guy!! But then also really into the idea of the upcoming short nsfw where you’re there for one thing and one thing only. I guess what I’m saying is I’m a greedy listener and want it all. We’re so spoiled here ☺️

Ange

Ummm, also it's been a while since I've been in public while catching up on Crunchy content, and holding the "no, sir" while on the subway was its own form of immersion. How did this audio have mdom && msub && praise && literally everything? It reminds me of the Stefon bit from SNL ... "New York's hottest club is MEOWMEOWMEOWsnort!" (No, I can't type line breaks on mobile, why do you ask?)

solarpowerduck

Crumphchy you're a genius, I feel like this was a really special and complicated concept that was perfectly executed. Literally, how is this even real?

solarpowerduck

Hole lee fuck what was this beautiful torture????

solarpowerduck

Not me shocked and proud that the Crunchy character actually knows what condoms are lol. Can’t lie the breeding no impreg dog is one of the funniest memes on the internet to me. A whole mood. This audio was a lot in the best way it has all the greatest parts that make your content so great just a little different. I loved it. The little 4th wall break chaos bit gave me a big belly laugh. I will enjoy whatever metaphysical drink I’m offered I promise 😉

cherucaustic

Okay but this actually woke me up for real because of the 4th wall break when Cromptch said "go drink your coffee" 'Cause I did say, "But I don't drink coffee????" Crunch: So what if you don't drink coffee?? Just imagine!!!! Me: ?!?!? He can hear me? 🤨🤨🤨 Anyway~ The soft little "I know I know..." aAAAAAA May God help me this Sunday 😔✌️

oooof I don't know how you managed to fit so much into one audio but you did and it was amazing~~~ the begging always gets me weak... and the whole "wrong answer" bit? 🥲 you had me going from "no sir" to dying of laughter at the end with all of your silliness 😂 loved it, thank you ♡