Would anything I say turn you on? [Teasing] [No sex]

https://twitter.com/InvisibleSkye/status/1535048046446522369

Skye

@mary- ohh that’s evil, i like it 😈 all of us, in unison but harmonizing terribly: 🎶 happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday little shithead happy birthday to you 🎶

cosmic

@cosymary5 THIS is what he deserves for his metaphorical birthday. May you only have microwave reheated coffee for the rest of the month.

Skye

No cake, just a coffee reheated in the microwave?

no cake, just cabbage pizza. oh wait… fuck, he likes that

cosmic

A very merry unbirthday to you

Oh... please note that NO cake is being given. Just a begrudging wish. Not cake or balloons or gifts. Fuck that shit.

Skye

*eats the cake herself* Oh, I'm sorry, Crunch, did you want some? We're not DOING cake this month. *pointed look*

Happy bday, I guess 😒

And even though you totally don't deserve it - Happy Birthday.

Skye

Little. Shit.

Skye

"Do I be cheeky?" Yes. The answer is always yes. 😄

Vergil! I love it 🥰

Do I be cheeky and say the tossable kind....?? 🤭🥗

What kind of salad tho?

😂

Oh... Okay... In front of our salad.... Okay...

@careless&cosymary I mean, I wouldn't mind that at all 😗 @Dubose you have a point there, I'm sure we can ask those questions soon

Phantasm Cat

Y’all just gonna increase the suffering if he posts lenses to go with this but then again I do have some masochistic tendencies so…bring it on 😈

cherucaustic

Okay, but also, serious question. Are we going to be able to ask our nsfw ama questions soon?

Do you two REALLY want to be exposing our weaknesses to him at a time like this? He could REALLY start being a menace... 🥴

Idk if I want that... 🤔 he's in "little shit" mode, he could amp up the teasing 😭 I can just see a pic of him grabbing his chest and being like "isn't it sad you can't touch this?😏"

Agree. I mean at the very least he could take the edge off by posting a lewd .. oops I mean lens.. 🫣🤔

RUDE. 🤨

I don't understand why I keep listening to this when I know damn well it aggravates me so 😤

Was I needy? Yes. did I say F you at the end? Yep; and I'd do it again! I felt like we were nose to nose and I really wanted to bite your finger but *grabbing you and feeling you consensualy* was a lovely twist. Watching you would make it hard for me to sit still though... I'm guessing you're making a bed frame or something we wouldn't of thought of. Also you're not crunchy at all your smooth as silk. Big oof. All those chuckles and the smiles. Yes, there's a part of me that loves the teasing because the reward will be that much better.

Dre

- No, really. No sex. - Don't make me waste all the gas again.

The pay off better be INSANE my dude. Also bookshelves, obviously.

cherucaustic

Does your voice turn me on? 100% yes. The idea of building furniture? No. It's giving me nothing but frustration and flashbacks from when I had to build shelves that tower me by how many feet 😤

HAHAHAHAHA, this really made me laugh

So many of us thought bookshelves 📚

I'm about to break every fucking dish in my house. A bookcase, btw.

Ah, the exciting conclusion of the thirsty lens 💙 In my version, you're putting together the bookshelves that I need to finish. This month seems like it's gonna be some combination of "You little shit 😤" and "Please 🥺" at the same time.

Acedia