NSFW AMA - Part 2 [It's also a long one] [Mouse and keyboard sfx] [Strawberries]

@mary Lemonhagen was what we named a city Crunch built playing Dorfromantik once. It may have been the first time he played it on stream? Chat named it, gave it industry (I think maybe it imported coffee? Exported lemons? Very on brand stuff), then it was just… over? Some people hung onto the name. A city within the Crunchyverse perhaps?

Ange

Mary I absolutely want to join your book club.

@ange, I've been meaning to ask, what is Lemonhagen? I've seen it before but have no idea. Also, thanks for the book club idea 🥰, but patreon is a horrible site for communities 😭, so I might try something on twitter? if other patrons want to get involved that is 😊

@cosymary When are you hosting the first Lemonhagen book club meeting? Really coming through with the recommendations 📚

Ange

Thank you for taking the time to answer all of our burning questions. It was much fun getting to know you better, and we appreciate you. I hope you've had a sound, relaxing weekend. Stay safe. 🌹🌹

Hi <3 I loved this so SO much. Also, Crunchman, I kinda took “you” with me all the way from my home to the cutest cofeeshop in the city. That’s about listening in public places lol Not you making me envy 😭 I haven’t had strawberries this summer yet, but now I just HAVE to get them. I had strawberry margarita Friday night tho 🤔 – omg fucking forget this, my dad brought me strawberry halfway through this comment 🍓 Okay, I’m not gonna add anything new probably, but talking is the key. I was lucky enough to have friends who were and still are open to sex talk. Sharing and discussing really helps, even from the “omg I’m not alone feeling that/being insecure about this” perspective. Tho I should have talked more with my partner before my 1st time lmao, could have gone better. But we’ve had plenty of discussion after, lots of awkward and also lots of intimate in that. Don’t be afraid to put your safety and comfort before their desires. Very important. I usually listen only once to each audio, but I’ve got my favorites which I listen to from time to time. I sometimes relisten to some sfw works if I need comfort. I don’t listen daily, but I used to, approximately a year ago, I would listen to multiple VAs almost all day long and would go to sleep listening to some audio. In the end of February-beginning of March I couldn’t fall asleep without your heartbeat sleep aid. I was really scared and anxious back then, that audio brought me piece every night, which I’m grateful for 🤍 The struggle of being perceived as a child, loool, yes. I’m short and look younger than I actually am, strangers would assume I’m still in school and call me “devochka” – Russian for “girl” but used to younger females, age 0-15 – in transport or supermarket. I’m just like 👁👄👁 I’ve got a bachelor degree and a job and pay taxes, stoooop pls thank you. I’ve just remembered, once me and my friends went to a night club and 4 of them went in without any problems, then the bodyguard stopped me and asked for my passport so he could make sure I’m over 18. Pls 💀 That was a great ama! Thank yooouu 🧡

Mary, thank you so much for all the book recommendations ♥️

I can admit that a lot of Crunchy's phrases and sounds have been permanently glued into my vocabulary. From the sweet reassuring words to help me make it through the day, to randomly singing "Mr.*HONK*man, bring me a *HONK*" and so many others. I love how we can find a sense of tranquility here and quiet those pesky negative thoughts and just feel safe with all the comfort, the silliness, and of course the wholesome sexy time~ And lemons, I definitely have an even greater appreciation for lemons 🍋

Phantasm Cat

I love the strawberry eating, you’re such a flirt Crunchy. Also strawberries are my fave fruit ever, will I think of you now every time I eat them? Vergil I love your book question and Crunchy, you need to read some nice smutty books. Lucky for you and other patrons, I’m gonna give you now a list of authors to check out lol If you want less plot more sexy times you can’t go wrong with Katee Robert. She has a huge catalogue of books within various genres and they’re very easy to read. For some paranormal romance goodness, where there is some plot but still sexy times, I recommend: Kresley Cole, Ann Aguirre, J.R. Ward and Larissa Ione. For some MM sexy times I recommend: Sarina Bowen, Eden Finley and Neve Wilder. For some historical romance awesomeness I recommend: Tessa Dare, Courtney Milan and Cat Sebastian. Great plus size rep you’ll find from Olivia Dade, and because I can’t help myself rn I love books too much, I’m also gonna throw in Nalini Singh (plot-heavy paranormal romance and urban fantasy), Ilona Andrews (awesome urban fantasy with badass female protagonists), Gail Carriger / G.L. Carriger (steampunk, queer urban fantasy) and one of my all-time faves T.J. Klune (gay adult fantasy, gay middlegrade wholesome fantasy, gay adult paranormal and gay ya superheroes). You’ll notice no Sanderson on this list, even tho he’s my all time fave, but I am mature enough (and totally not an obsessed fan) to admit that romance is his weak spot and it’s not the main thing in any of his books ☹ I really liked the Crunchy persona v real person discussion. Very much appreciated. Super excited for some of these new audio ideas that sprang from these questions and very hyped for the next nsfw audio The meowsss, I forgot how much I missed it, pls more catboy Crunch audios soon please? I listen to nsfw audios from multiple VAs almost daily, for umm “self-care” purposes. However, Crunchy’s sfw audios are top-tier shit for when I need to destress or calm my brain down so I can fall asleep. The overall conclusion for me at the end of these 2 amas are that you’re such a fucking softie Crunchy, ahh it makes me want to give you a hug. Thank you so much for your content and I’m super grateful to be a part of this awesome community.

I love Bad Dragon so much. I just wish it was more affordable for ppl in 2nd world countries like mine lol

Your cumming in space lesson is the physics refresher course I didn’t know I needed. Thank you.

Ange

CarelessWhisper: King of Battle and Blood is on my tbr!! It looks like it's a trilogy though so I might wait for at least the second one 👀 solarpowerduck: uhu thank you 🥹 i actually think that was quite naive of me since i was pretty young yOUNG back then but looking at it now i guess it's not too bad~ // if we see ourselves as the cutest ones but people think orherwise then they should get tested for c*vid bc one of the most common symptoms is lack of taste 😤💅

oh I love the "how do you think our first time will be"!! It's so sweet and open. And I totally agree with what you said about looking your cutest~ when I look cute it's for myself, before even considering the audience perceiving me, so I'm gonna rock the body I was born with

solarpowerduck

This is so interesting! I had a friend in college who was already brilliant but became even more so when he smoked weed. He passed one of his hardest classes simply by smoking as much as possible while doing the assignments, and of course smoking before taking the final.

solarpowerduck

I enjoyed Haunting Adeline! And you're right it is all kinda fucked up. I recently read King of Battle and Blood by Scarlett St. Clair. It's enemies to lovers. Really a fun read.

So many thoughts for this fun. Again, so fun to listen to. Literally took the longer transpo route just so I can listen to this without any disturbances lmao 1. Doujin was mentioned and I'm really hoping someone else knows who NaPaTa is, I miss their work 😭 2. I've never heard boobs said so many times in one day. The things you heard that made you melt. That's so cute pls i'll go see if the toaster they have here is waterproof. Kidding aside, I think you're a very loving person that's why you're getting loved back by a lot of people. It's not just luck, it's you getting what you deserve. And I wish you feel that even more! ✨ SPICY BOOK RECS If you're into (reading) some fucked up shit, Haunting Adeline & Hunting Adeline (Cat & Mouse duet) by HD Carlton is pretty good. Lots of trigger warnings though and again, it's kind'a fucked up. A Not So Meet Cute by Meghan Quinn is kind'a... cliche? But there's this particular scene that's hehe hehehe For the Q: Just talk about sex and comfortability will come shortly after. No pun intended. You just have to put your foot on the door is that saying correct? I once asked someone, "How do you think our first time will be like?" and we started talking about it. I feel like I'm only repeating what Crunch said but yeah. It doesn't have to be straightforward? Go for topics that are lowkey and escalate from there. Or if you're close enough, go with touching 😗 I feel like people tend to be more open when there's mutual physical contact/touching happening. Like not in a sexual way but play with their hands etc and see if they respond back? It sounds like a good opening for an intimate talk. kskahalajs looking up is too funny but infuriated me at the same time pls i have no choice 😭 i do agree that looking up is pretty hot in some context like when you hold their chin up so they'd look up at you 😏 Dressing up to look kind'a older: FELT. But I always end up looking like a kid wearing her parents' clothes so I kind'a gave up and only dress up to look "mature" when there's something work-related. If I look the cutest in a short skirt even if it means I look (waaay) younger than my actual age, so be it 😤 Not kidding, they offer me children's discount still sometimes and people think my brother and I are around the same age when I'm 10 years older than him 🥲👍 Now I'm gonna hunt for strawberries wherever they might be in this city because I'm a jealous being.

😂🤣😂 I'm so stupid. I thought it was for fisting. I clicked on it and it's for foot play. Thank goodness. My stomach hurts from laughing. 😂🤣😂 Okay, but also, for the more traditional ones you can get all kinds of colors with sparkles. 🤩

Dubose pleeeease omg I'm laughing so hard I almost fainted 🤣 But I'm laughing at myself too because I was like wtf is that for. I'm dying.

They do really amazing sales where they sell "seconds" that are just like... a dye issue or a minor nothing problem. Just saying.

Skye

I don't understand this paw. Please I'm dying.

I think these may be far too advanced for me.. demon dick? 💀 Cum tubes? 😳 Did you see their extra large? 😫

Part of me is thinking, "Is this... comfortable?!" But it looks so cool, who cares. 😂 Edit: The Paw!!! 💀

But also some look terrifying

I am shocked 😳. I wasn't ready. There's so many 🤣 some look like art.

So here I go, innocently typing in Bad Dragon dildos, click on the page, and loudly exclaim, "WOOOOW! What the heck is THAT?!" Do I want one? Um, yes I do. 👀

Again Cronch, thank you for this. I had local strawberries while listening, so that’s a fun little connection. (I also used some to make tarts, and they’re so yummy) I cannot believe it took us an hour and eight minutes into the second part of this AMA to get a meow and a purr. I chuckled when you were asked your opinion about listeners, but your answer made me genuinely smile. It will never stop amazing me how wholesome and lovely this community can be. I’m okay with a praise kink loop happening here, everyone is great. As for my audio listening habits, they vary, but I listen to something, be it spicy or a sleep aid (sometimes spicy audio as sleep aid) most days, if not daily. Your audios make me feel so incredibly safe and comfortable, they’re a wonderful way to wind down after busy days, or stay snuggly and cosy on lazy mornings in bed. 🎧🤍

Ange

cumming in space: tl;dr: you’d cum with a gentle but mighty force, your cum will drift away from you in a straight line, and you yourself would start to gently spin away from your cum~ Conservation of momentum means that pushing cum forward will also cause you to be pushed backwards. You can see that the muscle-generated force doesn’t change this fact, because you can push a weight with your arms and feel the force exerted back against you. Alternately, you can think of it like how the system of {you + your cum inside you} is at rest with velocity 0, so when you cum and your cum has a velocity, you will be pushed opposite your cum so that your total velocity is still 0. It would most likely cause some rotational acceleration, unless you manage to cum directly away from your body's center of gravity. Meaning that you’ll be slightly spun to the side in addition to being pushed away. Your cum would leave in a single direction maintaining the exact same velocity as when you, uh, released it, regardless of your own motion — think how if you swing a weight on the end of a rope and then let go of it, it’ll fly out of your hand in a straight line and doesn’t maintain the rotation of you swinging it around.

solarpowerduck

It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, it’s a new liiiife~ (is my guess for the song lyrics) I know the file name is probably “AMA Dos,” but I read it as “amados” at first, which is cute It’s really neat how you experience intimacy in a way that accommodates so many kinds of attraction and love~ The discussion of you vs. Crunchy is so interesting. I like how you describe the Crunchy character in terms of the world that he experiences, not just how he acts while being recorded in audios. solarpapaduck✌🏼"Daddy” is a gender neutral term That time that you brought us a carrot for an aftercare treat… People above mentioned this, but it’s sweet hearing how you feel about your listeners. For me it feels a smidge vulnerable to comment or message here, and it was warm and fuzzy to hear you complete the loop. In the past couple of years, I've decided to make an effort to tell people explicitly how much I appreciate them, and it's been super rewarding. Holy shit, the bite scar story. Audios are sort of on my daily comfort content rotation, like rewatching YouTube videos or listening to an album that makes me feel good. I listened to this after a long and fulfilling day where I went sailing and ate a very hearty meal. Hope everyone is doing well <3 Sending lots and lots of love to all (seriously, go check your doorstep, there’s a package of hugs)

solarpowerduck

Hi chat ♥️ Thank you, Crimchi This was incredibly fun. Thank you for being open and honest and quite cheeky. Like Dubose, I listen daily. Your audios really calm my wonky brain. Your NSFW, even with just passive listening, make me feel safe, soft, and extremely feminine. Your SFW have had a profound affect. I have always had terrible self talk. The change in that was so subtle at first because I had become so used to hearing encouraging words in your audios that I didn't even recognize I was saying those words to myself until I heard myself saying, "you really squeezed the shit out of those lemons". I want that shit on my tombstone. Thank you so very much for all you do. You are so very appreciated

Out on the run right now, but random thought time! The mention of weed~ I find it interesting that it it prevented you from learning based off your experiences. I remember when I used to dabble with it, I was able to retain information a lot easier than I would be able to when I was not under the substance. I'd read about a topic and I would be so immersed and have the information stuck in my head for ages as if my brain turned into a sponge. Whereas when I'm sober, it takes a bit more effort for me to keep that info contained. The relaxation portion was definitely there, but it was amusing to notice that contrast

Phantasm Cat

Alright. Let me make myself tea and lie down for this one♡ BRB with more comments

nelly