Wiki deep dive [SFW] [Quite boring] [Perfect for sleeping] [Body doubling] [Or maybe you're into this shit idk] [You're great]

The Mississippi flag, which includes the confederate flag, ranked as the 22nd best flag. Sort of makes you question the priorities of those surveyed 🤠

Wow!! That's so wild! 🥰

I listened to this while doing my makeup to get ready for work. When you started talking about the bird doing a good job at busting that nut, I laughed so hard I got mascara all over my cheek and had to start all over again. Sir. Please.

Between the rambly deep dive and the bracket typo, this is my favorite post ever from you. Thank you for the new sleep aid. And happy birthday old man ;)

Orchid_unbloomed

I enjoyed this very much. I thought oh I'll wait till I get in bed so it can make me feel sleepy. But I don't feel sleepy at all now. 😂 Very silly, sometimes cheeky, all entertaining. I learned some very interesting tidbits to randomly blurt out when I am having awkward conversations. So thank you. Three audios?! You must be feeling very motivated! Thank you so very much! Happy Maybe Birthday 🎁🎉

Ha! I got out of school at 3 and would go to the public library across the street to pick up new books then rush home to watch Tiny Toons and Animaniacs (one of the best cartoons ever made). It's so funny to me to think at that time we were in the same state watching the same show at the exact same time to find each other in an audio porn community 😂

This made me unreasonably happy. I love how you wandered through Wikipedia. "This is kinda boring." "Busting a nut" "No blueballs" "I mean mommy, sorry, mommy?" "Melanin's fucking wild" I'm just grinning like a fool through this - it's exactly how I wander through Wikipedia when I'm bored. Happy Birthday.

Skye

Um, you're freaking hilarious! Thank you for this. It was pretty interesting.

I had a conversation just the other day about Vitiligo. I learned that vitiligo is specifically the absence of color(melanin) and that cats and dogs can get it. There's a few pictures of a tuxedo cat that slowly loses it's color. It's cool to see the sorta time lapse of it. They're trying to bring the tasmanian tiger back from extinction using other marsupial DNA. Theoretically, a great accomplishment for animal conservation. Hypothetically, a Jurassic Park mishap waiting to happen. Endlings. 🥺😢 Destruction of habitat is like the leading cause of animal extinction/endangerment. A tree should be easier to propagate than animals, I would think. Can you get inbred plants? Is that a problem for farmers?Now I have to go Google stuff. I was skeptical of an ADHD fueled romp through Wikipedia but this was fun.

Acedia

Wiki wormholes! Yesssss! 😄 Birds - Blue jays are beautiful but they're so MEAN. They are super rude dominators of the bird feeder. 😠 I also have lots of hawks and owls in the woods behind my house. The owls make the COOLEST/spookiest sounds at night. There's this one sound that almost sounds like a monkey laughing. It's really eerie but I love it. My favorite bird is the Carolina wren. They are SO cute to watch. They're very curious and busy and have tons of personality. Oh!! AND!! While you're in "The Americas" you should see if you can spot a hummingbird in person before the summer is over! /end crazy bird lady talk Tiny Tooooons! When I was little, every weekday after school Tiny Toons would come on at 4:00 and then my beloved Animaniacs at 4:30. That was a glorious hour of 90s TV. Sigh. This was silly but fun. Thanks. 😊 Goodnight and sleep tight, Crunch and chat.

i’m further in but the what in tarnation you let out at the beginning is still sending me 😭😭😭

aiden ♡

The moment you said Lola Bunny, I knew we’d reached the Sexual Awakening of Young Crunch. For real tho 3 audios hell yeah, way to go, Crunchy. Thanks for keeping me company while I cleaned my house.

Ange