SamuZai
crunchyva
crunchyva

patreon


Update and cosy chit chat

Just a lil talky talk <3

Comments

That sounds like some exciting stuff coming up… For hair: I have light brown hair, it does tend to get lighter in the sun. I know how to take care of my hair now so its mostly in curls/waves versus the frizzy mess I used to have. Mmmmh. I do often times consider cutting my hair above my shoulder so I wouldn’t have to put it up for work. Extra tidbit: My dog has fluffy white hair and he got a haircut yesterday. Hope everyone has a nice week

Cool Bean

*DSB tune intensifies* 👀

Phantasm Cat

Crunch Time on the reg!

Ange

Listening again. Re: new sfw series -- could Crunch be entering his podcast era?👀🤞

GHOST BOY!! ✨ i just brainstormed a list for when crunch officially asks for suggestions and that one defs made it on there

aiden ♡

The encounter of the person touching your braid is just... 😩 It's like when people rub a pregnant person's tummy uninvited. That's part of your actual BODY. Would you go up to a stranger and randomly hold their hand? Of course not. I hate people, lol.

AHHHHH! YES, you guys. *daydreams about ghost boys for the rest of the day*

I’m so delighted you see my vision, Acedia 🥰

cherucaustic

Ok but- a lonely ghost boy finally meeting his SOULmate after waiting for years could be a super sweet story 🥰

Acedia

Lololol, I laughed a lot at your mom/good work remark. She DID do a good job with Crunch. 😉

A ghost boy!! 😍 +1 to that.

Hiya! Goodness I wish it could be monsterboy month more than once a year. Not one anyone mentioned and maybe not really a monster but spooky adjacent would be a ghost boy I think it could be very sweet. But anyway I’d sell my soul to a particular incubus if he could make my vamp!Crunch dreams come true. He wanna finally make that deal? 😉 I could talk about my relationship with hair absolutely forever. I have extremely curly, thick, frizzy hair and growing up I violently rejected it I would chemically relax my hair and then when I got into highschool I straightened it every day before school (hello permanent damage nice to meet ya). The older I got the less I cared and I just tied it into a bun and forgot about it. Covid honestly gave me the time to embrace and work with my hair instead of hating it and trying to change it thanks to the curly girl method. I don’t do the full thing mines modified like Mary’s is. But even modified my hairs never been healthier and my curls never better. I’m quite proud of my curl game tbh. As for other hair I do shave my legs underarms etc but pretty much only when I feel like it. I don’t wear tank tops or shorts/skirts/dresses so it’s not like people would know I did it or not. I probably do it a few times a month. On partners I guess I don’t like dictate body hair though I would prefer less hair than more. I 100% try to make my partner keep his beard and and manbun at all costs. He cut his hair and won’t grow it back out I nearly cried rip manbun 🥲 I hope you have a good visit home next month, safe travels and figure out your next adventure quickly. Have a good day Crunchy and chat 💗

cherucaustic

Nice to hear from you, Crunchy!! Glad to see (hear???) that you're enjoying yourself there 🥰 Was actually thinking about the chess drama a few days ago, my co-workers and I have never been so invested on chess since Queen's Gambit 😭😂 It's kind'a sad and funny at the same time. Tbh, the only hair I care about is the hair on my head, my eyebrows, and lashes. The rest can go away. I don't know why I don't get bothered by other people's body hair but it on me is just aAAAAA NO. Laser hair removal is a blessing. My head hair's getting pretty long now. I can get out and get away with not wearing a bra and not worrying about a single thing because it covers it. It's almost the same length as it was before I decided to chop it short (and even shorter when my mum had to lose her hair due to therapy). Been cutting it myself since 2019 to get rid of the bleached parts which I totally regret. While having pink hair totally looked cute on me, I did not enjoy it. I was glad I tried so I won't have to deal with it again. I haven't seen my stylist since then and I'm sure she's disappointed in me for doing stuff with it since we follow each other on IG 🤣 But since the world's doing pretty okay I think I'm ready to see her soon. Maybe by the end of the year? Never really thought about if I like my hair being touched or not before your question 🤔 I guess I don't mind? As long as they're not pulling it then I guess I'm okay? Unless we're in a bedroom idkusisjsisjsoe Kind'a envy people with short hair bc the shower products lasts. Or in your case, you don't use any anymore. I literally have a hair claw dedicated for shower use to hold my hair up while it's conditioning and it gets tiring. Anyway, curious what Dela Calle tastes like. I'm imagining a big Yakult-flavoured drink with carbon. Which honestly doesn't sound enjoyable 😵 Excited to see your content for spooky month! Looking forward to your Edward Cullen era, Crunch! Hugs and scritches to you! 😙 PS. Please tell your Mum I love her work! ✨💛

Wow, your mother’s birthday made me realize how long I’ve been in your orbit, how are you going to top the Walkman? Stoked for monster boy times. It’s not always my jam but this sounds super fun, I love a good October theme. As for the topic of discussion: I used to colour my hair constantly, everything from “natural” to bright rainbow hair. I lost it all from chemo a few years ago and it has grown back with a different texture, which I quite like. Since it’s grown back I have kept it short and don’t colour it anymore. I feel like I’ve earned the few greys I’ve seen lately. Please scritch [and pull] it, k thanks

Ange

Hey! Hairrrr.... I love, love, love, fun, vibrant, bold hair but not enough to actually bleach and color my own hair. It's such a commitment. I do experiment with hair color wax which is temporary and rinses out when you wash your hair. Happiness is sometimes purple hair and that was the color I chose last week. I have no issues with the people I love touching my hair but it's a no-go for anyone else. I might let you but only if you ask first. I'm not a big fan of body hair for myself but I don't mind it on a guy. Haven't been with anyone that was very hairy so hmm... Vampire, merman and everything in between maybe even that strange creature from "The Shape of Water." 😅

Acedia, I'm sorry you had that awful encounter! Strangers who try to touch you are so creepy af, but people you know and trust are 🙌 I also want to know if catboy Crunch will make an appearance in October 👀

Happy trails. Omg. Yes please and thank you. So good.

I like having strong opinions and then reevaluating and changing them as new information comes along. Unless it's something I know I'm not informed enough about. But otherwise I second guess myself enough as it is. Hate, hate, hate, people I don't know we'll touching my hair. There was a moment in college, forever ingrained in my memory, of standing in line at the cafeteria and minding my own business and feeling tugging on my braid. I turned around to check it out and there was just this woman I didn't even know just holding and petting my hair. WTF! She turned out to be a kleptomaniac with boundary issues and I generally avoided her after that. But since then I 'wear' my braid in the front now. But traumatic incidents aside, I don't guess many people would like a stranger touching their hair. But people I love and trust, yes pls. I have thick hair so someone scratching my head is heaven. Even just running fingers through it and letting my scalp breathe is great. If I had the time and energy I'd go to a salon and get it professionally washed. For body hair I shave legs and under arms but I waffle a lot if I should do my arms. I'd rather not care, but I sometimes get really self conscious about it. I wanna say I don't care too much about my husband's hair but I cry a little bit inside whenever he shaves his beard off or gets his hair cut to short lol. Yes, it's on his head, but I'm the one who looks at it and plays with it all the time. Yay! Monster!bois for October. Quick question, does catboi count as a monster? 😸

Acedia

I love you Careless! Also thanks for putting the thought of an aggravated swamp witch in my head, that sounds badass af not gonna lie. Now I have to think what would my own aesthetic be hmm 🤔

Oh. I forgot. Yes, I like people playing with my hair. Or when someone brushes it. Ahhhhh. But it has to be someone I'm really comfortable with. Otherwise, stay over there and don't touch me. 😂

aggravated swamp witch is now my goal aesthetic 😂 you never fail to make me laugh Careless 🤍

cosmic

A talky talk! I love these and getting to catch up with what you've been up to. 😊 Even though you don't drink soda often, if you have the opportunity to get a Mexican Coke while you're here, DO IT. They're SO delicious. They use real sugar instead of corn syrup and it's just... *chef's kiss* Hair. *big puff of air* In a perfect world, I like my hair to be a little past my shoulders. But due to the pandemic, isolating/trying to shield vulnerable family, and just laziness I guess, I haven't had it cut in over a year. When it's wet and combed out it's almost down to my waist. 😩 But when I DO get regular cuts I go to a salon. I've had the same hairdresser for over ten years and she's lovely. Close to my age so she's very easy to chat with. Color-wise my hair is the same as yours. I don't color it. I do have a fair bit of gray at the temples now, but nowhere else really. I just had a few strands starting when I turned 30, but it's multiplied substantially in the last couple of years. I don't know if it's stress or genetics because my mom started graying in her 30s, too. The nice thing is that you can't see it when I wear my hair down so I can hide it when i want to. The not-so-nice thing is that I currently wear my hair up 95% of the time because it's an out of control mess that needs to be weed whacked. 😂 I just tell myself that my grays blend in with my natural highlights. 🙃 I have neither the time nor the inclination to shave my entire body. Please. That sounds like misery. 😂 I shave my legs and armpits two or three times a week and that's good enough. In the winter muuuuuch less. My body hair isn't terribly dark so I don't really worry too much about it. Oh, and I pluck my eyebrows. And that's all you get to know about body hair from me, lol. I do quite like body hair on men to a certain degree. Not completely covered, but enough to say, that's a grown man. Forearms. Happy trail. Um, well, I'll just leave it at that before I embarrass myself (unless someone else gets wild, and then all bets are off!) But of course whatever makes the person most comfortable is what I like best. I might be back later when I have time to listen again. Thank you for spending time with us. 😊

Hi Crunch ❤️ Hi Chat The anxiety I feel at the thought of changing anything on this god foresaken app because I'm sure I'll fuck it up and kick my own self off Patreon 😭 so if this the last comment you see from me know I loved you all. I have really long thick hair. The kinda hair that when a gust of wind hits me it wraps around my face and neck and attempts to take me out in the middle of a busy crosswalk. I should have it cut and dyed to at least cover the white streaks but I can't be bothered because I am going for the whole aggravated swamp witch aesthetic. And just know, I'm killing that look. I absolutely love body hair on men. Like on the forearms when they roll up their sleeves 🥵 on their chest so I can rub my fingers through it and give it little tugs 🤭 I'm super freaking excited about October! 🧛 And very much looking forward to the upcoming content. Thank you for spending time with us❤️

ayyyy i’m unbelievably excited for monster boy audios and i’m rooting hard for one particular monster boy who has been begging to be laid for literal months 🤞 but they’ll all be fun i’m sure :D also very excited for this binaural/sfx heavy audio in the near future 👀 i’m very much an “i need plot with my porn” kind of person so any audios with fantasy characters/cool storylines are my fav. rlly appreciate the work you put into the sound design of the exclusive cause i’m sure it wasn’t easy but it really adds so much to the immersion, and i’m glad you feel proud of it because you should be! 🤍 hair… i like experimenting with different colors and cuts for my hair (i haven’t done any “unnatural” colors yet but i like getting highlights or dying my hair auburn) i don’t like body hair on me so i shave and wax. as far as body hair preferences on a partner? idk honestly, i think i would prefer that they maintain it. i think my thoughts on body hair are honestly rooted in the patriarchal expectation that women should be hairless which i’m trying to unlearn but even beyond that, i prefer the look and feel of my skin when it’s smooth and hairless. i think everyone having their personal preferences on body hair is fine as long as they don’t impose it on others thanks for the ramble crunchyyy (especially that extremely satisfying, ASMR tingle inducing can opening at the beginning lol) glad to hear that you’re doing well 🤍 i hope everyone here is doing well too!

cosmic


More Creators