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[M4F] I'm going to make a mess out of you [Gentle Mdom] [Sweet] [Bondage] [But no physical restraint] [Domestic] [Fireplace sounds and pops] [Holding your waist] [But no physical restraint] [Keep your hands up] [Creaky couch] [Undressing] [Touching] [Call me sir] [Licking my fingers] [Fingering] [Breeding] [But we shouldn't] [Don't cum] [Meta] [4th Wall Break] [Aftercare] a few [Belly noises] [Patreon Exclusive]

And that's a wrap for 2022! What a wild year huh. I'm personally wishing for a boring and uneventful 2023, but let's see what the world throws at us, shall we? :)

This audio ended up being exactly what I wanted to make, as always not going with the more obvious routes for where the voted title and tags could take us. Hopefully you enjoy it! I'll be recording with this mic for a little while, and while we have our disagreements, I think we'll end up becoming good friends.

I say fuck so often in this my goodness. Don't think about it too much but my oh my is it a lot hehe. Guess I was just really into it, oops.

Also, I've been meaning to make a longer audio for a while, so that was successful too in 2022! Hopefully more long audios in 2023, especially the sleep aids. (8 hour heartbeats, talks and breathing sleep aid when?)

Happy new year <3
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(The star I mentioned is of course Betelgeuse, in the constellation of Orion, duh crunch)

Comments

Ahhhhhh...... guess I have a new favourite. I'm actually glad that this ended up being the exclusive this month instead of what I voted for, this was just.... 😳❤️ I don't know, something about the cute domestic "normalness" of the audio really got me. Like when fireplace kept cracking off (I had to make a concentrated effort to stop laughing and get back into the audio hahaha), the awkward undressing, and your rambly add-on recording bits at the end too. Just keep being your dorky self sir, your sweetness and sincerity always comes through ☺️ Also, Christmas songs - when I was doing Christmas shopping there was one store I was in where I eventually realised their playlist was just multiple cover versions of literally 2 songs. That moment was when I knew I'd just had a true glimpse of hell and I had to leave. Those poor workers though... 😅 Anyway, Happy New Year Crunchy!!! Hope your 2023 is a good one~!

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a very very good wow ❤️

Oof this is gonna be a long comment. One thing I enjoy from your audios is realizing how perceptive you are. Whether it’s from a random ramble topic or something within a scenario, I get pleasantly surprised and think, “Oh, I’ve never consciously thought about it that way before,” or “Fuck, how does he know.” In this case, with the way you interpreted bondage (and explained it very attractively), I felt like I was called out. Not in a bad way, but like you said, “you’re not going to keep them there not because I tied them, not because you’re stuck. . . ” Well yes, you’re never going to be able to tie them. Not actually. And so even in your previous bondage audios, I feel like what was requested in this audio was an automatic thing to do. But to hear you *explain* it in terms of obedience and such… damn. I guess you pointing it out makes your audios that much more easy to be immersed in, in the same way you say, “Yes, you, listening to this right now.” It also goes to show how much thought you put into your listeners’ perspectives, so thank you for all that you do. Maybe it’s because this is a part of what you *do* or maybe you’ve always been this way, but the way you’re able to put your thoughts and feelings into words has always been so satisfying and admirable. Considering the fact that I am much worse at that, I hope this ramble of mine made sense. This was such a pleasant way to end the year. I hope you and everyone have a wonderful new year. Looking forward to it! Big hugs and gosh thank you I love receiving head pats (6:30).

Oh I’m late! I’ve been missing your voice so much Crunch because I never got any time alone so I can listen to your good stuff when I was on my long trip in Europe. Now I’m finally home and can enjoy your company on this new year eve thank you! (It also makes me a little bit too emotional that I got tearing up listening 🥹) Happy new year Crunchy and everyone here! I wish 2023 to be an amazing year for all of us ❤️

mandyjax

Hopefully good wow ❤️

919 sounds intense.. 76.5 an hour? 1.2 a minute? I mean you'd need to have 919 people in a queue. Think about the logistics. Bathroom facilities, food, snacks, schedule for the people, what if an accident happens? Medical team on location? STD tests? What if someone is late? Ugh, huge logistics problem. Maybe they overshot and had 1000 people to be safe? Crazy. Hmm.. Well, that's something to muse over. Happy new year!

Well it isn't scripted! That's the beauty (and misery) of my content. I work with what I am inspired to do, and improvise accordingly. Sometimes I wish I could record scripts so I could be a bit faster at content creation, but hey that's the way it is. Happy to have you here, happy new year!

this was…..wow.

It was! I was almost completely taken out of recording haha. Glad to have you here, and happy to hear my 'fucks' aren't too distracting haha. Happy new year!

Natural live sound effects are definitely the best in this situation! I find that natural sound effects work really well for pleasant things like fireplaces and rain. (not so much for car, airplane and similar sounds - lite, muted version please thank you) I'm getting 2023 in 7 hours! So probably before you yes. Happy new year when you get there!

It kinda did have a bit of streamer crunch vibes, didn't it! Usually I try to keep things a bit more tidy, but I guess there's a charm to raw and unpolished.. Digital hugs right back!

Happy new year! I'm happy to hear that I've helped with your anxiety. Helping others and making people feel good is why I do this, so it's very encouraging to hear. &lt;3 Happy new year!

“I don’t need sleep! I need answers!” So say we all. 😂

Crimchi, please continue to be your adorkable self. We love to hear it. This audio, holy fuck. I'm rarely ever at a loss for words when it comes to talking about your audios but even if I had the right words to describe my feelings I feel too shy to express them. I enjoyed this audio last night but as I'm thinking about it this morning I can feel my cheeks getting hot. So I second all the more eloquent words said by everyone else. Thank you Crimchi ❤️ I'd love to stay and fangirl but I recently fell down a rabbit hole myself by coming across an article about the woman who holds the world record for sleeping with the most men in one day and while you'd think sleeping with 919 men in 12 hours would be intriguing enough on its own I was only left with questions and the more answers I get the more questions I have! I don't need sleep! I need answers! Happy New Year's to everyone ❤️

I've never thought of restraining like this! For me it was only physically restraining but the obedience part omg! That's just so sexy! I love that you make us part of your ideas it actually feels like a pillow talk it doesn't sound scripted and that's very appreciated. I'm looking forward for a 2023 with more of you and your amazing job. 👏🏽 Have an amazing new year!!! 🎉💚

Dixpourpre

Wow that fireplace was really working with you! It's like a disney princess moment when the surroundings get involved in a musical number, but make it nsfw 😂 but this audio is so good! I'm a big fan of the horny cuddles in the first half 😌 also the "fucks" convey emotions quite well 🤌 I've had a weird year lol, but it's almost over now *cue Paul Rudd "Look at us. Who would have thought" gif* I've been appreciating this space a lot 💞 Happy New Year, Cronch&amp;everyone 💚🎉

Oh~! This is so lovely 🥰. Seriously love this one 💕 The mental bondage/obedience was a nice surprise and definitely counts. I prefer the natural sound effects even if you sometimes get an ill-timed pop or seagull cry lol. It sounds much more real and authentic than just adding in effects later. I know adding in the effects are very common and fine, but it's very noticeable and jarring if done wrong. (I tried to listen to a random audio on YT that had a very noticeable sound effect loop. A terrible 4th wall break in the not fun way lol) Like this, it's so random that you can atleast laugh at bad/'perfect' timing. Happy new year everyone 🎉 The different timezones feels a little like time traveling. Most of y'all will see 2023 before I do lol

Acedia

The beginning and end of this had big Streamer Crunch vibes, with the chess and the rambles and the speedrunning tech/mic issues - it was really very lovely. The lenses over the last few days that lent visuals to this were a great bonus feature. What a wonderful way to end 2022. Sending some digital hugs and midnight kisses to you Crunchy, and anyone else reading this who’d like them, whatever time zone (or year!) you’re in 🤍

Ange

Happy new year Crunchy 💕 This audio is so good and just so very you 💕 i truly love the sweet silly touches of you just being you - so Crunchy. I hope 2023 is gentler to you, Crunchy. Thank you for being here and working so hard for your audios . Your work has been such a great help for my anxiety and I am so thankful for you 💐💕 Looking forward to 2023 with you in it ~


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