EARLY ACCESS: Ranking All The Baldur's Gate Companions But The Criteria Keeps Getting Weirder
Added 2023-10-20 14:00:09 +0000 UTC....i am aware this is not Once Upon A Time season 2. That is getting recorded this upcoming week. I can't answer for my crimes except for holding up a jpeg of Astarion and shrugging.
Exactly what it says on the tin, this is me ranking all of the Baldur's Gate 3 companions by increasingly odd criteria for almost an hour. It will go up on YouTube next week with smooth and sexy audio after our audio wizard Jared gets his hands on it!
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Wyll is Robbie Amell in that scene from The DUFF
The Wizard Sea
2025-03-23 18:55:32 +0000 UTCThe bbeg in my next campaign is going to be Mystra, exclusively so I get the pleasure of seeing a group of people beating the crap out of her.
Harald_s1
2023-10-22 22:07:46 +0000 UTCI am obsessed with the dedication here and I can’t even argue with your rankings, thank you so much
Haley Whipjack
2023-10-22 17:32:31 +0000 UTCMYSTRA WHEN I CATCH YOU
Haley Whipjack
2023-10-22 17:25:52 +0000 UTCHi Haley! Great video. I am clocking in at 259 hours of Baldur's Gate 3 time since release. My flatmate calls it "my other full time job". A below average percentage of that time has been spent on Astarion evidently because while every other companion's relationship with my little guy (excluding Minthara) as been rated Very High to Exceptional, Astarion's opinion of Mal topped out at Medium. Which I find very funny. Said flatmate watched this video with me and we made our own objectively correct rankings, as follows: Hottest: 1. Karlach 2. Gale 3. Wyll 4. Halsin 5. Lae'zel 6. Minthara 7. Astarion 8. Jaheira 9. Shadowheart 10. Minsc Most Tragic: 1. Karlach 2. Astarion 3. Shadowheart 4. Gale 5. Lae'zel 6. Halsin 7. Wyll 8. Jaheira 9. Minthara 10. Minsc Most Hilarious: 1. Astarion 2. Gale 3. Jaheira 4. Lae'zel 5. Minthara 6. Minsc 7. Karlach 8. Halsin 9. Wyll 10. Shadowheart Best Babysitter (graded on survivability): 1. Wyll 2. Halsin 3. Jaheira 4. Karlach 5. Gale 6. Lae'zel 7. Shadowheart 8. Minsc 9. Astarion 10. Minthara Makes the most Spotify playlists: 1. Astarion 2. Gale 3. Wyll 4. Karlach 5. Shadowheart 6. Lae'zel 7. Jaheira 8. Halsin 9. Minsc 10. Minthara Most likely to do a Classic Shopping Montage and Shake Their Head Disappointed at Options That Aren't Good Enough: 1. Astarion 2. Gale 3. Wyll 4. Shadowheart 5. Lae'zel 6. Minthara 7. Jaheira 8. Halsin 9. Minsc 10. Karlach Most likely to put a Lightbulb in their Mouth After Learning They Can't Take a Lightbulb Out of their Mouth: 1. Minsc 2. Gale 3. Lae'zel 4. Karlach 5. Shadowheart 6. Halsin 7. Wyll 8. Astarion 9. Minthara 10. Jaheira We didn't choose DND classes for them because we agree with you on the ones you picked. I also think Minsc would want to multiclass into like five different things to accrue as many class features as possible and then still do nothing but turn into a hamster.
Styx
2023-10-22 15:16:02 +0000 UTCThe most tragic list is so hard fr, like yeah gale is at 3 which is so bad when you sit there and think about the fact that mystra began to notice his talents and began to teach him while he was still a kid!!!! Upsetting!!! It's on sight mystra!!!!
Casper Hope-Tindall
2023-10-22 15:05:46 +0000 UTC10/10 lists how does it feel to be objectively correct? Also fellow 100+ hour player here, I'm just thinking about it like I've taken a week's holiday in Baldur's Gate (a slightly sleep deprived, week...)
ArgentumInc
2023-10-22 13:44:15 +0000 UTCI am begging you to do this with the major non-companion npcs. zevlor. dammon. dame aylin. ketheric. gortash. I need to know your thoughts
Katrina Gluch
2023-10-21 17:19:46 +0000 UTCHonestly, I love everything about this video, but being smacked in the face with the fact that we are the same age made me have to go sit in the corner for a hot minute and contemplate my life
Azulastail
2023-10-21 08:03:19 +0000 UTCI'm not done watching, but I'm happy that you have the objectively best person as the top of the hottest list.
Yngvi Leó
2023-10-20 17:57:08 +0000 UTC
