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EARLY ACCESS: Peter Pan Stole My Son (Once Upon a Time: Season 3 Recap)

oh my god this is so long i have no explanation for this

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EARLY ACCESS: Peter Pan Stole My Son (Once Upon a Time: Season 3 Recap)

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god ur so right where is that poor baby

Apricot Burke

I like that in the backstories of neal and emma they put emma in a tina fey costume

bubblegumbelle

I was rewatching this as one does with a 4 hour long video, and had a horrifying question. Because I see why you would be concerned for the lost boys who likely have no idea where they are and even if they did likely are not in the correct time for them. I get that, but I have to raise the question of what the FUCK happened to Cinderella's baby? I mean that child was conceived in the enchanted forest and spent like the first 8 1/2 or so months there, but then spent 28 years in utero and was born in the real world. And that child is MAX 2 years old and even that feels generous. So like is there just like a baby/infant left behind with the lost boys? What constitutes being from the enchanted forest? Because Henry is fully born in the realworld, and raised in the real world adjacent. But! His entire family are fantasy creatures and characters! Obviously I'm thinking more about this than the show writers but inquiring minds need to know!! (Me I need to know)

Kelsea Chadbourne

FUN FACT: Zelena means “green” in my native language, so if the Charmings knew some Czech she would have been figured out right away 😅

Andrea Holeszová

It’s not Willa, it’s Amber from the Christmas prince series and Liv from IZombie

Evan Linden

I solidly thought it went from the Pan plot to frozen, completely forgot Oz

Blue Ellsworth

I am so thrilled for the nonsense that is season four. It's like this show gets exponentially weirder.

The Wizard Sea

Belle's bridal outfit looks like what you'd wear to renew your vows for your 50th wedding anniversary. It's very much giving grandma

Annie Bonus

I am obsesed with these videos and have watched each one now at least twice and will probably have them on loop until the next comes (and joins the loop)

Amber W

haley PLEASE dont apologize for how long this is. I am so excited for the day this series is completed and I can spend a LITERIAL day watching you recap this series. Thank you for your service.

Amber W

you are not the first victim of this effect, i promise you that, my friend gus has had his speech patterns ruined by me so many times we've lost count

Haley Whipjack

Also I just wanna say that the other day I was talking to a friend of mine and they were like “why are you talking like Haley Whipjack?” so I guess thanks for talking in a way that scratches my brain so good that I’ve accidentally stolen it for myself

Michael West

Did I just watch the first two hours of this the other day? Yes. Am I going to rewatch the first two hours of this video today? … Yes, naturally.

Michael West

FUCK you're right, i said christian marriages went on the board, i'll add her in season 4

Haley Whipjack

i think iv only watch till the end of season 4 cus god i remember elzas whole weird plotline and i remember the finale but i truly think neal dieing made me not like the show enough to continue it got to bad and my one destruction was gone so i cant wait to see what you have to say about the 2 whole seasons i have never seen

Fish

bell should be on that white board she married mr gold thats legaly binding

Fish

I love your voice whenever you do a 'silly little something' Regina's wearing a silly little hat. Yes she is. I agree.

Chris Hope

Aaayyy im like #69! I LIVE for these videos. Youre so entertaining and creative.

Beardic Knowledge

I would sit and watch an hours long video of you just rambling about possible Neal storylines BECAUSE YES!!!! I will NEVER get over them just killing him out of the blue and wasting so much potential with a character omg! I ship Hook/Emma so hard, but wow the writers didn't need to go and just remove Neal like that. How romantic would it have been to see Emma make a conscious CHOICE. And to give her some time to heal those wounds a bit and watch Henry be with his dad and just asfkjhsgjkhsfkjgh. I digress. I shall hush up now and continue watching the awesomeness that is this video. You're the GOAT, Haley.

Samantha Silafau

!!!!Spoiler warning for second half of the video!!!! Haley “our strongest soldier” Whipjack: A show FILLED with only children The second half of the video: so what if EVERYONE has new siblings?

Paige Celetti

god i didn't even think about pongo, i haven't seen that dog in years

Haley Whipjack

break the world for the people you love!!!!!!!!

Haley Whipjack

boxlunch used to have a whole line of fandom-based baseball shirts for some reason??? my husband has a batman one, i don't know why they also did peter pan tbh

Haley Whipjack

Excellent work, soldier 🫡

Dani Bee

I just want to say I'm new to the Patreon and I am so delighted I joined. Legit made my entire week realizing the season 3 recap was up. Almost didn't sleep staying up to start it last night. The energy in all of your videos but especially this series is so infectious, it has me watching videos about things I had, up until that point, absolutely no interest in. And as someone who was watching OUAT back in the day when it was airing, you're correct and you should say it about every single point. Keep on keepin on and thank you for the absolute serotonin-producing gifts that are your videos!

Taylor Burke

Gold is Delilah briarwood coded

Michael Wolfson

WHAT IS THAT LOST BOYS BASEBALL SHIRT AT THE END i want one so bad

Jordy_La_Forge

the heels of belle's bridal outfit make her look like she has hooves. satyr belle??

Jordy_La_Forge

You're claiming that title of OUAT's strongest soldier, persevering after those war injuries! Seriously though, fantastic video (as always!) - I never watched past S1 and these are so entertaining and well narrated, I watched the preview, watched it again with the whole video, and I know already I'll be re-watching when it pops up on YouTube (Sidebar now knowing where S3 ends, I've realised that most of the OUAT fan content I've seen over the years has been based solely on the first ✨45%✨ of the entire show which sure says something about the seasons to come! I'm not sure what, but I've got my popcorn ready!)

ArgentumInc

not to be fucking weird but um... absent and then dead neal was still a better dad than mine has been and he deserved to live and parent his kid actually i might start crying

nonexistant_mountains_theory

your neal rant is so real even as a middle schooler i was so distraught over his exit from the show. the writers hated him so bad

alice

I must immediately write that “Neal still lived” AU

chronic_escapee

Love that every single one of the once upon a time villains like post season 2 (though I do think Cora had one) have like cute little catch phrases. “Peter Pan never fails” “Wicked always wins” - which of course they do fail and don’t win but it’s funny to me

chronic_escapee

the more i think about it the more im convinced of this as well, it could have been such a satisfying ending

Haley Whipjack

The way that I got actively upset when you explained the Maid Marian reveal tells me that moments before that reveal is where the show shoulda ended. I have never seen nor cared about this show before these videos, and I was actively upset that they couldnt just let Regina have a relationship with Robin Hood without more fairytale BS getting in the way.

Agumame

WHY

Haley Whipjack

right isn't it more meaningful for emma to actively choose hook even though there are other choices she could have made?? isn't that more romantic???

Haley Whipjack

i am going to be watching out for that boring man like a HAWK i gotta know if killian fully murdered him

Haley Whipjack

Watching this and it actually hit me that Cora... set up her child??? With Leopold??? CORA WHAT Also I watched this show with my mom as a kid and I remember she did not like Zelena either (I liked her (in my first watch of season 3) because I was little and liked her pretty red hair)

FoolerywithNorrie

At 2 hours and like 50 minutes, hermes looks at the board with such curiosity, like he's really trying to piece it together, and my man, me too

Mitchemditchem

Damn, our heroes were slaying winged monkeys left and right at the docks -- and we never see Prince Phillip again... just sayin Also I'd loooove a video about the Wonderland spin-off at some point, its actually so underrated Also also I love to hear the Robbie Kay appreciation!

Scoobert Doobert

I love these videos! I don’t know why I’m so obsessed with the show after years of not watching but these videos are such a fun way to remember what the f*ck is going on. I spent half of the time thinking “ah yes that’s a thing that happened” and wondering how I could ever forget some of the ridiculous plot lines. Anyway, I literally spent the last three days reading ouat fanfiction instead of preparing for my exams… oh well. I can’t wait for the next seasons!

Lily Silverleaf

You mentioning Neal’s apartment is so funny, because if I remember correctly they will go to Neal’s unpaid apartment multiple more times throughout the run of the show☠️

Timothy Newton

Haley I do hope you knew during your season 4 watch that Anna is played by the same actress that played Vanessa in the FNAF movie cuz I was cursed with this knowledge via a game theory video of all things and now I need everyone to know. Also, don’t take liking Zelena back. I was 12 and I thought she was funny. Doubt I would’ve liked her if I watched the show right now, but the nostalgia is real strong in this one. Fantastic video I will rewatch it as many times as possible when it comes out on YouTube

Ollie stern

Your storyline for Neal is now canon and nobody can tell me otherwise. Absolutely 100%. He is just visiting Darlings. Also I always thought that his death was bad even for the hardcore CS shippers (me included), because do we serously have to kill a romantic possibility to have the other one? Doesnt it mean that Hook is a replacement? Something Emma says in 5B gave that vibe and I do not think that is a good way to appease both (CS and Swanfire) shippers - more like piss both off :D

Andrea Holeszová

Love that you are also obsessed with Felix being such a weird little freak (affectionate) about That Old Man, i miss him every day

TheAceApples

my biggest question is what happens to pongo? is the cricket taking care of the dog in the enchanted forest??? to many questions

ali xx

bridal belle worst outfit is so deserved it stuck with me so much that i actually got mad when i saw anna’s dress next season

sydbutlowkey

YAAAAAS !!!

Andrea Holeszová

Helll yes!!!

Poetic Cinema

Rose McIver is Tinkerbell???? Liv Moore of iZombie fame is TInkerbell in OUAT??? I love this sm she's such a wonderful actor, and it's wild hearing her real accent after only ever seeing her pretend to be American

Bawjax

I had the Zelena plot line so confused but I’m glad I remembered it wrong cause why did I think Zelena was Cora and Rumplestiltskin’s child. I BREATHED A SIGH OF RELIEF SO HARD

Caroline Oden

you are extremely brave and patient, your hard work is deeply appreciated o7

cheyenne 🌠

Oh man, once just to watch it and take it in, a second time to take detailed notes, and then a third to get all my clips and double check myself. and then I still catch myself in editing sometimes saying things that don’t make sense that I have to take out.

Haley Whipjack

perfect, this is what i’m gonna listen to on my hot girl pikmin walk today 🫶🏻 also i’m so intrigued as to how you write these scripts…how many times do you watch the season/episodes to build a condensed and comprehensive timeline like this?

cheyenne 🌠

no you’re correct for that, it would take very little tweaking to make this a great series finale

Haley Whipjack

Ah yes, I needed something to do on my 4 hour, 6 minute and 8 second long break. Thank you Haley Whipjack :]

What2Britty

I've said it before, I'll say it again: If the entire show had ended the second before Marion walks into Granny's, I would have been perfectly satisfied. This is the ending that's happiest for the most people.

Billie Turner

Omg I love 💜

Piper Porter

(This is about to get parasocial sorry) I love you and I love that you're teaching the children and doing these amazing vids and podcasts! I worry sometimes about your schedule tho, I hope you're taking care of yourself and resting! 💚

Basil

I think its great 👍

Oliver Denny

Haley your timing! I have to be at work in three hours I don't have time to watch this.

The Plum Satyr

ALSO! what do we think about the title

Haley Whipjack

Ahhh Happy Easter indeed! She has Risen 😂😂😂

Rowan C

SO EXCITED THESE VIDS ARE NY FAVS

Midnightrose

i just dropped everything. thank you!!!

hduke


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