The Strongest Sorcerer, Chapter 61: Denji: "I Entrust You with My Testicle and Kidney"

Thrown to the ground, Denji coughed violently, blood spurting out with each cough.

An old problem—his heart condition was acting up.

Woof woof woof—

At that moment, Pochita rushed to Denji's side, barking furiously at Taiyo Oga, who was slowly approaching.

The small chainsaw on Pochita’s head began spinning furiously.

“Pochita, run!”

Denji shouted hoarsely, struggling to get the words out.

He could feel it—he was done for. There was no way he would survive this. But he didn’t want his “partner” to be buried alongside him.

“Run? Hahaha, neither of you are going anywhere,” Taiyo Oga said, licking his lips with a greedy expression.

To him, both of them were food—especially that dog-like creature. It would be a great supplement!

Damn it!

Clutching his bloodied mouth, Denji’s heart burned with frustration.

That damn God, won’t he send someone to save us? If someone saves us, I’ll even give them my remaining testicle and kidney!

Denji had no idea if God would send someone to save him, but what he didn't know was that a certain white-haired idiot had already arrived.

“Well, well, isn’t this Taiyo-kun? What happened? How did you turn into a Minotaur? Did you get ‘bullied’ into this?”

Hearing the voice of the person he dreamed of killing, Taiyo Oga’s body froze mid-motion as he was about to grab Pochita.

His terrifyingly twisted face scrunched up even more, making him look even more horrifying.

“It’s you!!!”

Turning his bull-like head, he saw Gojo Satoru standing casually on top of a streetlamp.

“Don’t move, don’t move.”

Gojo held up his hands in a calming gesture before pulling out his phone.

Click, click, click—

The continuous sound of camera shutters and the flashing light filled the air.

“Hahaha, a Minotaur! This is the first time I’ve seen one in real life,” Gojo laughed uncontrollably as he scrolled through the photos he had just taken.

Looking at the angry bull face in the pictures, which quickly shifted to a confused expression, Gojo couldn’t stop laughing.

“Hey, hey, what does it feel like to be a Minotaur? I used to have a student who was a ‘pure love war god.’ And now here you are, a Minotaur. Does having a bull’s head make your head feel especially heavy?”

Head feel heavy?

Caught off guard by the comment, Taiyo Oga instinctively touched his bull horns.

Hmm, they do feel a bit heavy.

“Stop touching them; that’s your buff enhancement.”

Gojo smirked as he continued snapping photos.

These will make great content to show to Subaru and the others. A real-life Minotaur!

Wait, what am I even doing?

Finally noticing the flashing camera light, Taiyo Oga came to his senses. He lowered his heavy bull head and roared angrily.

“You’re mocking me, aren’t you?!”

“Nope, just taking a few pictures for keepsakes,” Gojo replied without even looking up, still sending the photos to Subaru Mitejima.

Seeing Gojo’s obvious mockery, Taiyo Oga’s eyes turned red. His powerful body lunged forward, charging straight at Gojo.

The streetlamp beneath Gojo didn’t even last half a second before it was knocked away.

But Gojo lightly jumped down, still focused on sending his messages.

“Die!”

Taiyo Oga leaped forward, his crazed face filled with rage.

“Watch out behind you!”

Denji, still lying on the ground, couldn’t help but shout.

He didn’t know who this guy was, but he was clearly someone from the supernatural world. If it weren’t for this man distracting the demon, Denji and Pochita would have already been dead.

“Oh, come on, I’m still sending messages,” Gojo muttered in annoyance as he lazily sidestepped the attack while bending his body slightly.

Boom—

A strong gust of wind blew up a cloud of dust in all directions.

The dust completely engulfed the Minotaur and Gojo.

As the dust settled…

Gojo was seen sitting atop Taiyo Oga’s back, his expression one of utter boredom.

Silence.

Everyone froze for about two seconds.

“You’re an onmyoji, right? But even if you’re an onmyoji, you dared interfere with me and Masuzu! You’re going to die today!”

Taiyo Oga snarled like a rabid dog, his knees trying to push him upright.

But…

Splash—

Both of his legs exploded into a bloody mess.

[Limitless Technique]

“Ahhh!!!”

“Not so obedient, huh, Taiyo-kun? Oh well, I’m tired of playing with you.”

Gojo glanced at Taiyo Oga, who was pinned beneath him.

Jumping off the Minotaur, Gojo dusted himself off as if ridding himself of something filthy. Then, he raised his right hand.

[Limitless Technique: Fist]

A seemingly gentle punch landed on Taiyo Oga’s body.

Thud—

Taiyo Oga smirked mockingly.

“Hey, hey, that’s so weak…”

Before he could finish his sentence, ripples began to spread across his brownish body. And then, within seconds…

Splat—

Blood exploded into the air.

His entire body disintegrated into pieces.

“All done.”

Thanks to the Limitless Technique, Gojo remained completely clean, not a drop of blood on him. In high spirits, he whistled as he prepared to leave.

But…

“Please wait, sir!”

Denji had somehow managed to get up, staggering as he carried Pochita in his arms and stumbled toward Gojo.

“Huh? And you are?”

Gojo looked at him with curiosity.

But his attention quickly shifted to Pochita.

“Whoa~! A dog with a chainsaw on its head? That’s so badass!”

His tone was exaggerated with amazement.

“Uh… hahaha, right? When I first saw Pochita, I was shocked too! A dog with a chainsaw? Whose dog is this awesome?”

Denji laughed as if he didn’t have a care in the world.

“Ahem, anyway, let’s put that aside for now. Sir! Please accept my testicle and kidney!”

Saying this, Denji pulled out his hand axe.

“Huh?”

Gojo froze.

Wait, do you even know what you’re saying?

“Because earlier, I thought, if someone came to save me, I’d give them my only kidney and testicle as thanks,” Denji said earnestly.

Gojo was speechless.

He scrutinized the boy before him, who seemed to be missing a few screws, and slowly a realization dawned on him.

“You’re Denji?”

“Ah, yes, I’m Denji,” the boy replied.

Hearing this, Gojo now understood why this kid could say something as absurd as offering his testicle and kidney without batting an eye.

Because this kid was genuinely an idiot.

Looking at Pochita, who was also staring back at him, Gojo thought to himself:

“It hasn’t started yet, huh?”

In his previous life, he’d only had a vague understanding of this character. That’s why when he first saw Denji and Pochita, he didn’t immediately recognize them.

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