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[M4F] The Ikea Incident [Assembly Required][It Doesn't Fit][I AM Doing It Right][Arguing][Yelling][You Ripped My Shirt][There Now Yours Is Too][Against The Wall][Hatefucking][On The Floor][Fuck Me Like You Hate Me][Not Yet][I Want To Cum With You][Creampie][14:52]
Added 2018-12-26 13:09:08 +0000 UTCA certain girl on here casually mentioned doing a story about getting into an argument while trying to assemble furniture from a certain Swedish chain store. I just had to do something with it ;)
Just another naughty idea
I hope you enjoy ;)
Comments
I love this one. It's such a relatable incident. At some point someone has had to put ikea furniture together and it's never that easy. The stupid drawings that don't make sense, finding the right piece, trying to figure out which way is up, figuring out the bolts and nails. Hearing Hank get frustrated is always entertaining. Ngl I enjoy when he gets angry and listener fights back. Like these two were made for each other. Always love the joking side of Hank that comes out. The last line killed me I was laughing so bad.
Gemgem
2024-12-19 01:23:49 +0000 UTCThat might be a good ideaπ€£
Hitomi
2024-08-31 17:45:37 +0000 UTCEducational toys for adults!π€£ Assembling IKEA furniture should be a test used before you get married.
Chocolateillusion
2024-08-31 17:15:19 +0000 UTCVery funny! Just not fond of the yelling and throwing things. Too much of it in my past. Other than that it was a great little story! IKEA is my favorite store. I have been going there as far as I can remember( I was young enough to go in the ball pit). So when I go there (where I live now) it makes me feel home. Itβs such a weird feeling. As soon as I step inside the store I am home!
Chocolateillusion
2024-08-31 17:11:59 +0000 UTCPretty sure I've had this exact argument before. Even down to going to get the drill to make it fit. My 3rd kid's middle name should be Ikea though!
Becky Sparkman
2024-05-03 04:40:33 +0000 UTCThe I & K in IKEA stand for Ingvar Kamprad , the creator and the E is the first letter in the name of the farm he grew up on and A is the first letter in the place where said farm is located. (I only know this because it's shown up on 3 quizzes during AW get-togethers. And yes, I am Swedish.)
Hejko the Platypusdragon
2023-12-09 13:40:13 +0000 UTCI've never assembled IKEA furniture...but I know how Hank feelsπ€¬π And I laughed when I remembered that you had talked about this in the past hangout. Because I googled the instructions and it was funnyπ I'm starting to think IKEA furniture might be educational toys for adults... D***less guy...oh my goshπ€£π I liked it when Hank said "Listen to me" somehowπ³ And the mixture of comedic fun and naughtiness made this audio one of my roller coaster ride audiosπ This was fun because they were like a couple who kept going on a road trip somewhereππ
Hitomi
2023-11-15 22:27:21 +0000 UTCMight be bias since I'm Swedish π€£π
Lina Mellbo Cedermyr
2021-05-21 23:26:34 +0000 UTCI feel like I'm the only person enjoying putting their things together xD
Lina Mellbo Cedermyr
2021-05-21 23:24:18 +0000 UTCIkea wouldn't be Ikea if you didn't want to throw what you bought out your window, set it on fire and watch it burnπ‘
Porcalein_XD
2021-03-06 14:54:45 +0000 UTCgood audio hank
sarah
2020-05-26 05:22:05 +0000 UTCStarted laughing at the first Allen key drop. Wiping tears away. Fucking brilliant.
TalkNerdyToMe
2019-09-18 10:46:18 +0000 UTCYes! :D I have found both kinds of music, Country AND Western...
Sam
2019-02-23 18:37:44 +0000 UTCFound it did ya? ;)
Hank Miller
2019-02-18 20:14:22 +0000 UTCVoted #1 in the world... <a href="https://youtu.be/8dvZFV7Jyio" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/8dvZFV7Jyio</a> donβt mind me, Iβm just trying to find βanother private partyβ since I reinstalled the Patreon app and lost my downloads....
Sam
2019-02-18 18:38:53 +0000 UTCI was laughing out loud at you berating that lil marshmallow guy. And I may or may not have been screaming your name into my pillow at the end of this. Brilliant job Hank. More rough hatefucking Hank please? Iβd love to be called a couple names while you have that bossy tone. This was fantastic per usual.
Jade
2018-12-27 09:20:43 +0000 UTCSquirmed just seeing the hatefuck tag. Canβt wait to listen β€οΈ
Jade
2018-12-27 08:38:01 +0000 UTCπ
Hank Miller
2018-12-27 01:27:58 +0000 UTCLol...... thank you Ellen ;)
Hank Miller
2018-12-26 22:44:46 +0000 UTCNever have I been welding an Allen wrench and thought βThis is a really sexy moment...β π Thanks for that, Hank. π
Ellen (Gaelandia's Chief Justice and Personal Trainer)
2018-12-26 22:43:26 +0000 UTCThank you, Alex :)
Hank Miller
2018-12-26 22:05:27 +0000 UTCFinally made it in my bed... and oh wow I loved it! π It was so intense against the wall... on the floor ππ» and still sweet. It was great fun as usual Hank π
Alex
2018-12-26 22:03:51 +0000 UTCI'm glad I could make you smile Nicole :)
Hank Miller
2018-12-26 20:30:21 +0000 UTC90% of my furniture is IKEA and I like your definition much better than the actual (boring) attribution π Iβd forgotten it was Wednesday, and itβs been a rough one, so this was a really welcome distraction. Felt really good to laugh. Thanks, Hank π
Ms. Donovan
2018-12-26 20:28:14 +0000 UTCI think I better come over and help ;)
Hank Miller
2018-12-26 19:41:43 +0000 UTCLol..... I'm glad you liked it, Levy ;)
Hank Miller
2018-12-26 19:41:19 +0000 UTCYa know, I'm getting floating shelves for my room from ikea soon. Would love a little help setting them upπππΌ
witch's brew
2018-12-26 19:13:13 +0000 UTCMan this instantly brought me back to putting together furniture in college lmao, but hatefucking is one of my favorites haha >: )
LevyLover
2018-12-26 18:43:00 +0000 UTCI'll be right over, Andrea ;)
Hank Miller
2018-12-26 17:52:36 +0000 UTCMmm nothing beats a good hatefucking audio. Loved this one, Hank! I actually got a new desk chair for Christmas, although it already came pre-assembled. Really all I need is to break it in.....care to help me?
Andrea A.
2018-12-26 17:49:36 +0000 UTCWell, we can have fun trying, can't we? ππ
Samantha
2018-12-26 15:04:10 +0000 UTCI just hope it fits ππ
Hank Miller
2018-12-26 15:01:19 +0000 UTCYou're welcome. It goes in THIS hole, Hank! Not THAT one! π€£π€£π
Samantha
2018-12-26 14:55:21 +0000 UTCLol.... thank you, beautiful ;)
Hank Miller
2018-12-26 14:52:54 +0000 UTCThis a wonderful surprise to wake up to, since being off work, I forgot what day it is! I LOVE how pissed off you get...but rip that shirt and it's a different story. I think I need to buy some defective IKEA furniture and get you to help me put it together. ππ
Samantha
2018-12-26 14:46:59 +0000 UTCYes, it was ;)
Hank Miller
2018-12-26 14:38:38 +0000 UTCI'll be right over, Linda ;)
Hank Miller
2018-12-26 14:38:25 +0000 UTCThank you, Jodie ;)
Hank Miller
2018-12-26 14:38:07 +0000 UTCThat was my plan, Wldgrl π
Hank Miller
2018-12-26 14:37:43 +0000 UTCI hope you like it, Sunny ;)
Hank Miller
2018-12-26 14:37:16 +0000 UTCLet me know what you think please, Alex :)
Hank Miller
2018-12-26 14:36:50 +0000 UTCI hope you like it Gina :)
Hank Miller
2018-12-26 14:36:28 +0000 UTCYour frustration is hilarious π
Your Princess
2018-12-26 14:03:13 +0000 UTCOmg! This has to be inspired by your post Valerie πππππ
Your Princess
2018-12-26 14:00:34 +0000 UTCWell this going to make my ikea trip this weekend interesting. May need some help putting together a few things ππ
Linda
2018-12-26 13:38:42 +0000 UTC*eyes the flat pack in the corner the needs putting together* πππ..absolutely loved this Hank! Thank you so much π That last line made me giggle!
Jodie Marie
2018-12-26 13:32:44 +0000 UTCI'll never be able to NOT smirk and get excited every time I hear the word IKEA again. π
Wldgrl
2018-12-26 13:32:03 +0000 UTCAhah same here x)
Alex
2018-12-26 13:21:53 +0000 UTCJust heading out for a Boxing Day family walk & will have to wait till tonight to listen with headphones, aagghh!! Hope everyone's had a lovely Christmas!
Sunny Londoner
2018-12-26 13:18:25 +0000 UTCOh... can't wait to listen to that tonight π
Alex
2018-12-26 13:12:00 +0000 UTCOhhhhhhh this will be a fun after work treat
GinaG
2018-12-26 13:11:46 +0000 UTC
