To be Happy Ever After (Waifu Catalog): Indulgence (ch. 1)

My new name is Unum. Its meaning - and I am sure it has a meaning - completely eludes me and, if offered the opportunity, I’d like to choose something else. However, when a guy like the First Contractor ‘recommends’ you do something then you do that something.

I thought a supposedly mysterious and cryptic guy like him would strive to hide his appearance but even now I have his absolutely terrifying visage entrenched in my mind. I was infinitely grateful that he was my patron - and the fact I managed to get Valac for free plus the ability to buy those Defenses thanks to him was great - but god damn was he scary.

Letting out a loud groan, I sink into the comfort of the sofa in my Pocket Apartment, attempting to calm myself down. It was incredibly comfortable, more comfortable than the bed I had before… whatever I am supposed to call this. No amount of attempts at relaxation seem to ease the discomfort I'm feeling though. Try as I might to shut my eyes and drift away, a pervasive sense of unease persists.

The fatigue of the constant Shroud-Bounding I’ve been doing the past three days also doesn’t contribute of course, but I think the think that bothers me the most is that maxed out loan that impedes me from even looking at my phone lest a slight sense of nausea invade my body.

As if sensing my state - no wait, they dosense my state thanks to being Shroud-Bound - I feel one of my… waifus approach me. Gods that was weird to say and actually mean it.

“You are overthinking things again," she says, her blond hair cascading delicately over her shoulders. Her smile radiates warmth capable of melting the heart of any villain, and her eyes possess a striking shade of blue, reminiscent of the sky itself. Clad in a light blue dress adorned with white flowers, she appears to symbolize purity.

Of course, I knew all of that was nothing more than a farce. The light blue dress, the disarming smile, even the sparkle in her eyes - they are all just masks, to hide the monster laying underneath.

“Did you not buy me exactly to avoid this? Because you wanted me to bother thinking of the hard stuff and leave you free of such worries?” Her nails, slightly sharp, glided across the palm of my right hand, leaving delicate trails of tingling pleasure in their wake, akin to tiny razors. A shiver involuntarily traveled up my spine as I gazed into the eyes of Renner Theiere Chardelon Ryle Vaiself.

With slow, deliberate movements, she drew closer to my face. My brain momentarily short-circuited, and I found myself dumbly wondering why she was drawing so near.

Three days I had spent in their presence, and in those three days literally nothing had happened. But now, in the moment where that would finally seemingly change, my body was locked in place.

My breath quickened, instinct urged me to flee, to evade, to do something. The more she approached, the slower her movements seemed to become.

After what felt like an eternity, her light pink lips brushed against mine, instantly jolting me out of the daze I was in. As she drew nearer, I instinctively synchronized my movements with hers.

There were no tongues clashing in a wild battle for dominance, no wild attempts at some rough groping or tries to suck the life out of the other through their mouth like I had seen and read in uncountable adult works. Her lips simply made contact with mine, occasionally parting slightly.

That was all it was, just skin touching skin. Labia mucosa making contact with labia mucosa.

It had absolutely no fucking right to be as mind blowing as this felt. It had no right to make my heart pound with such intensity.

In the same deliberate manner she had approached, the princess withdrew from me. Instinctively, my body followed hers, but I caught myself before the distance grew too great. During the kiss, she had subtly shifted and now stood above me. I could feel my dick hardening and I knew she could feel it too judging by the quiet chuckle that escaped her lips, her laughter bearing that distinct royal elegance.

“Oh my lord, you have no idea how much I love this side of yours. Seeing your expressions, ah.” Her voice became the melody that made me turn, and if I had not bough Mind Defense I would be pondering right now, if there was a possibility she was placing me under some spell.

I mentally reviewed the words of the Binding section in my head as a way to regain some confidence.

All bindings ensure a companion's loyalty, friendship, and romantic and sexual interest in you.

All bindings ensure a companion's loyalty, friendship, and romantic and sexual interest in you.

All bindings ensure a companion's loyalty, friendship, and romantic and sexual interest in you.

With that mental mantra rebounding inside my head I rose my upper body until my hands could reach the hem of her dress. Then, all the while looking Renner in the eyes I slowly raised it until I had a full view of her white pristine thighs.

Instinct told me that there was something very verywrong with what was happening. That there was no way in hell or heaven this could be occurring. It was only half right. It was indeed very wrong (mind-controlling a girl into blindly loving me could not be called good any day of the week). However, it was also most definitely happening and I found that I cared much more for the latter than the former.

No resistance. She’s putting up no resistance. Jesus fucking Christ this is so hot.

My hands, now firmly placed on her thighs, started exploring them like a ship navigating uncharted waters, except with less carefulness and more let’s throw ourselves against the thing that killed thousands and see what happens.

Still, as my hands glided through her bare legs, the feeling of the flesh changing shape as I grabbed it with my hand made me feel rhapsodic. I threw a quick look at Renner’s face to see how she felt and…

“Absolute loyalty my lord. It is ensured. Ensured by beings that are capable of enslaving and copying Type-Z entities. Entities those, that operate on an Outerversal or Boundless scale. That are able to manipulate multiverses and beyond at their leisure. Creatures that hold supposedly near absolute power and are able to manipulate anything and everything.” She lowered her face and slowly rubbed the side of her cheek on the nape of my neck.

I gulped as she hit the nail in the head.

All the while, my hands did not leave her thighs for one second.

“It is not this cute little princess that is going to manage to somehow evade those rules.” She whispered those words to me, occasionally accentuating them with a gentle brush of her lips against my neck. It was an unfair action, against someone like me it was an incredibly unfair course of action.

Somehow, I found that my desire to embrace this insane girl somehow superseded the one that implored me to continue navigating the lithe flesh of her legs. One arm embraced her back and the hand of the other was occupied with her nape, though both were working on pulling her closer to me.

All the while, I could feel her throat vibrate on my shoulder as she purred. Sometimes she let out a small groan when I pulled her hair with a bit more force and, well, suffice is to say that if I was rock hard before then right now a diamond would feel envious of my dick’s state.

After what felt like less than a minute, much to my annoyance, she removed herself from my embrace and straightened her body, placing her hands on my abs - I had fucking abs now - before looking up at my face.

“I will never betray you. I love you.” It was the first time I had heard her sound so… unemotional. So serious.

For some reason, I did not doubt her words. Not because of the contract, not because I doubted her ability to wiggle some weird loophole out of it but because… because… I don’t know. It just didn’t feel like she was lying I suppose.

I feared her definition of love could fuck me over, but gods damn it at this point I’m in too deep to be worried about something like that.

Loyalty, friendship, and romantic and sexual interest.That plus the added benefits of being Shroud-Bound - a subconscious awareness of my activities and needs - made it impossible for her to even conceptualize betrayal. To even think I was less than her perfect partner.

“By the end of this my lord, I guarantee I will have gotten rid of this diffidence of yours. While the fact I love you means I also love that part of you, knowing that you hate that side of yours is enough to make me want to get rid of it.” Renner stops, seemingly thinking for a moment before shrugging. “That or make you learn to love it I guess. Aren’t I living proof that psychologically unstable people are all the hotter for it?”

Heh, cheeky little shit.

It was both remarkable and somewhat unsettling how well she seemed to understand me, despite the fact that I had shared very little about myself. Shit, I had barely spoken to her until now, occupied as I had been. But I suppose someone like her doesn't need explicit communication to comprehend the depths of a person.

Setting that aside, there was one particular statement she made that rubbed me the wrong way. “I will have you know, I am perfectly stable psychologically.”

She looked at me for a few seconds, as if to give me time to take back what I said before almost losing herself in a sudden fit of giggling. “My lord, you garnered the interest of the First Contractor.”

Ah fuck. “Touche.” Shows me what I get for buying waifus tagged as Genius.

Renner closes the distance between us and places her lips against mine once again. However, before I could grab her and pull her in closer to continue where we left off she nimbly evaded my arms and moved away from me. As I groaned petulantly she shot me an understanding look but lightly shook her head.

“While I would greatly enjoy taking this to its logical conclusion my lord, I’m afraid little Sabrina is waiting for me. That poor girl is likely in the same position I left her and… well, it was not a very comfortable one.” Her voice sounded worried but I could feel her sadism from miles away. “I have almost perfected our plan and pausing for any longer is likely to disrupt my whole thought process.” Renner explained and I felt that, even accounting for the crazy, I had not erred in buying her.

Absolute Genius this one. To take less than three days to devise a plan for the take over of an entire city… saying it was impressive would be like saying the sun is kinda hot. There were no words to describe the absolute bullshit this girl was. And to think she only cost me five points… simply absurd.

With a sigh I lazily cracked my neck and looked at the princess.

My princess.

That had a nice ring to it. A very nice ring to it.

“Fair enough I suppose.” Something bothered me about what she said though. “Still, if that’s true, why did you come out to begin with then?” Her face morphed into a confused one before she smiled while shaking her head.

"Is it not obvious, my lord?" She asked, her smile growing until it revealed all of her pearly white teeth. I have to admit, it was a thing of beauty. "I was worried about you, of course."

I did not blush. Anyone who said otherwise was a lying liar who lied and would be finding out how it felt to get ass-fucked on a multiversal scale once I figured out how to reach Tier-Y. “Now, please stop worrying about useless stuff yes? I have everything handled and Valac is also working hard with me to guarantee our success in the case something doesn’t go completely according to plan - which is extremely unlikely to say the least - so you just sit back and profit.”

With those words she twirled around and strode back into the dimly lit room she currently occupied along with Sabrina. Her hips swayed in such an enticing way that I found all the progress I had made towards getting rid of my boner evaporating into thin air.

“Ugh…” I threw my head back as I groaned. Renner was right of course. From the binding method to the defenses (well, those had a hand from the First, but nonetheless), down to the world and waifus. I had handpicked them all in order to give me the biggest and fastest chance of profiting big with the least amount of risk. If Renner managed to pull out a way to turn my half-arsed idea into an actual workable way to blitz this place, then snowballing into absolute power would be a breeze. It all depended on this first month. Everything, my waifus, my life, my home, everything depended on the success or failure of this incursion.

The maxed out loan I took haunted my phone and ate at any desire I may have had to scroll through the waifus available in the app. Knowing that if I did not manage to pull this out in the next 27 days it would mean that I would get into debt and would have start to engage in potentially dangerous missions on behalf of The Company - that, plus the other consequence that I really did not want to think about right now - was the main culprit of the constant state of light stress that I was in. Stress which wasn’t worst likely only because of the Defense I had bought.

Stress Defense had only costed me five points and the fact it was perhaps the most useful aspect of my powers right now seemed almost ironic considering there were defenses I had bought for literally ten times that price. Though, I held a bit of apprehension about buying the second step.

The second step of a Defense would take the resistance covered by the first step and turn it into absolute immunity which was admittedly kinda frightening. Things, even if they sounded positive, that messed with my mind were all something that should be carefully considered. Preferably with Renner by my side and whichever psychologist I managed to snag through the Catalog.

“…!”

As if to relieve me of my current worries, a mindbogglingly divine smell emanated from the kitchen, seemingly intent on washing away my earthly concerns as it passed through my body.

I wonder what other incredible dish Rindo is going to cook today.

Just as I was about to get up to check on her, I heard the sound of a very particular pair of boots leaving the second bathroom and moving in my direction.

“The bathrooms have all been cleaned your Grace.” Blond hair, blue eyes, pale white skin, she bore a lot of similarities with Renner, at least physically, but there was no denying that the one speaking could not compare to the princess. They may have some similar physical aspects, but Renner had a sort of ‘aura’ around herself that the maid simply could not even begin to approach.

However, she had her superior aspects too. Her breasts to begin with, were absolutely massive. It was perhaps hypocritical of me to think like that when my dick size had been a great worry of mine in my past life - ah, how I envy the times where that was one of my biggest worries - but we can’t change who we are and I love big boobs.

Beyond those beautiful mounds though, there was also of course the fact that -

“Alice… why is half of your dress off?” The top of her dress was hanging by her waist and she, I found out, wore no bra meaning that her breasts were fully visible right now. It might stem from the fact this was the first naked pair of breasts I was seeing that were not behind a screen - the ones you suck on for sustenance don’t count - but they were positively perfect. Perky, round, and with a small pink aureole that held the rosiest nipples I ever saw.

The absurdity of the current situation took a while to hit me as Alice simply stood there while she was ogled. However, when she placed her hands on her own boobs and squeezed them together I found myself inadvertently moving my gaze away. Of course, I was quick to realize how incredibly stupid that was and went back to aim-botting those huge tiddies with my eyes right away.

“Oh my, how careless of me.” She clapped her hands in front of her face, as if she had only realized now her state of dressing before she proceeded to… take out the whole dress to ‘fix the issue’. In truth, Alice had been the closest I had been to actually get things going on. She had taken advantage of the fact that I was slightly out of it as I molded my Shroud around her to do the Bounding and had done… things. Very nice things.

Unfortunately, on account of her having the lowest tier the Bounding took almost no time and before anything else could happen I had the next one in the room waiting for her turn. It was one thing to molest the girl (does it count as molest if she was sexually harassing me before though?) when we were alone but it was a completely different thing when there was another in the room that had such a strong presence.

Even as I remembered such things my mind was still ninety-nine percent filled with one single thing ever since she let her dress fall.

Commando! She’s going commando!

“As I was coming out of the bathroom I walked past Princess Renner and she informed me that you had some problem I could help solve?” The tilt of her head, the hands in front of her face, the tone she fucking used to say it, it was all performed in such an innocent way that it almost seemed like she really didn’t know what the problem - a problem she was currently aggravating!- she needed to fix was.

Renner you beautiful bastard. You beautiful, beautifulbastard.

Alice walked out of the fallen black dress she had been wearing and knelt in front of me. Without wasting a single second, the maid removed my shoes and carefully placed them to the side before taking my pants out - pants that she made sure to carefully fold before placing them aside as well which, for some gods-forsaken reason, made the situation even more alluring somehow. She then finally moved onto my boxers and leisurely began removing them, as if she wanted to appreciate each centimeter of my cock as it was released from its much too tight confines.

“Oh dear.” She said once it finally jumped out of my underwear. “To think it would reach this state when it had a perfectly good maid just waiting to be used right in this very home. This poor thing…” Alice brought her left cheek closer to it and gently stroked it along its entire length. She made sure to use her hand to caress the other side as well, as if to offer comfort.

My cock twitched with each rub and I found that my limit had been reached when I simply threw away all the caution I had been feeling for the past three days, grabbed the maid’s blond hair, and slammed my cock into her mouth and straight down to her throat.

Hot! Pleasure! Soft! Wet! Pleasure!

Words did not suffice to describe the myriad of sensations I was feeling. The feeling of her breath felt like a comforting blanket on my dick which made me want to just stay inside her mouth forever. However, at the same time, the feeling of her lips strolling through the length of my dick was almost indescribable. When my dick moved out, the colder air felt like a gentle breeze blowing over my skin, creating ripples of pleasure that spread throughout my body. Yet, when I entered once again the warm comfort returned to me once again and I felt like I did not want to ever leave its soft embrace.

A paradox. All that my pleasure addled mind could come up with when recognizing the problem I was being faced with was that I was supposed to have a Defense against this kind of shit. I spent fifty fucking points on that crap, so why can’t I simultaneously be inside her mouth and out of it uh?!

Of course, lacking a better alternative, I had arrived at the only logical conclusion. Move as fast as I possibly can so I can return quickly to the warmth and at the same time enjoy the feeling of her lips sauntering across my length.

The sloppy sounds of my dick transiting in and out of her mouth were certainly loud enough to echo through the whole house, especially when Alice futilely tried to swallow some of the accumulated saliva in her mouth. However, I was far past the point of caring about that. All I could think about right now was about ejaculating all over this girl’s mouth.

At some point I had gotten up from the sofa and began hammering away at her mouth with no more care than a mindless beast in heat. But really, this was her fault, their fault for testing me these past three days until I was no longer able to control myself. All that filled my mind right now was how hot it felt, how comfortable it was to move in and out, in and out, and how I wanted more of it, faster, stronger, deeper.

Before long, I pulled her head to me and pushed my hips forwards at the same time, pushing Alice’s head until her nose was touching my crotch and with a last trust I ejaculated directly into her mouth and collapsed on the sofa, panting. Alice too, looked rather out of it, her mouth hanging slightly open, her rosy lips patched in white and her eyes glazed over. Not long after though, she closed her mouth and the sound of her gulping my cum down was perhaps the most alluring thing I had ever heard in my life. The image of her licking her lips stood on the top for most alluring thing I ever saw now too.

The image of how Renner would look should I do this to her implanted itself into my mind and I found that I suddenly cared a whole lot less about the future and the fact she was busy.

I guess I understand now why the First Contractor had recommended I take three days off inside this space before moving out into the world.

“Oh? Hell yeah you finally got over your funk!” A new voice made itself known - not that I didn’t know she was near, thanks to both the bounding plus the Primal Shroud - and Hoshino Ai appeared from the bathroom, dripping wet (in all the possible ways, I hoped) and with only a small towel covering herself. I could still hear the shower on though so I presume Lilly was in there right now.

Alice only made a small sound, probably to communicate that she heard Ai but continued dutifully cleaning my dick with her tongue as if nothing else mattered.

“Mou, do you know how bad I was feeling, knowing the man I loved was down in the dumps?” With a single, overenthusiastic movement Ai threw the towel to the side leaving her completely naked. The only thing on her body was the bright purple nail polish she applied on all her fingers.

“Love, ah love! Without lies, without deception, pure love! I never thought it possible!” One step forwards. Two steps. Three. At the third step she jumped.

“Wait-wait-waiiiii-” It was more instinct than actual skill that allowed me to move and make use of the Shroud’s Power to enhance my body and catch Ai before barreled my chest like a bull. “-t.”

“Te-he.” Ai looked up at me, her star-eyes seemingly sparkling with each blink. Her hand went up and lightly hit the side of her head while she sticked out her tongue. The corner of my lip twitched as I felt the annoyance that had been building up inside me evaporating completely.

“You’re fucking crazy.” And cute, hella cute, too cute. I’m going to discover who the fuck killed you and murder that fuck out of existence.

All the while, Alice did not leave the place she had found between my legs and continued to dutifully lick away to her hearts content.

“Perhaps. But I am your crazy personal idol.” I was not given the chance to reply - or bluster out some incoherent response most likely - for just as she finished saying that she pressed her body against mine and I felt my lips being captured again but by a different girl this time.

From zero bitches to kissing two of the hottest woman out there. Truly, life is good.

“Hey, you want me to sing while dressed in a cat-outfit? Oh - oh, maybe I should just do a normal performance but you are allowed to go on ‘stage’ and do anything to me! See how long I can keep the correct pitch while you molest my pretty little body.” Even as she sprout out those kind of ideas her smile did not leave her face, her excitement did not seem to fade (if anything, it got stronger).

“Maybe we could put a vibrator in my pussy and give you the controller while I sang?”

Holy. Fuck.

Had, had she been like this originally? I was almost sure she wasn’t like this originally. Was this what an Ai Hoshino that had discovered love and lived to tell the tale behaved like then?

“The stage…” My breath was irregular, both from Alice’s ministrations and from the fact Ai only stopped kissing me whenever she wanted to say something. “The stage one sounds like an interesting idea… now though, I -”

I want to fuck you. Nah, fuck, that didn’t sound right. Can I fuck you? Nope, too formal. Fucks sake, what was the saying that black DJ used? Suffering from success?

“Umumumumumu…” Ai pouted. It was super effective. “You know, my career, my future, my body, ask for anything like that and I will immediately give it!” She moved her face closer until our noses booped and I could not contain the nervous gulp I took.

“Let’s… let’s fuck.” The pout turned into a smile and I could feel, even from this far away, thousands - nay, tens, hundredsof thousands of nerds desired nothing more than my death right now.

Alice did not seem to take the hint and continued planted there until Ai placed her foot on the maid’s face and forced her away.

Well, there’s a new fetish I didn’t know I had.

“Hey hey, you already went right? It’s my turn now!” Ai planted herself on top of me and I could feel her pussy rubbing my twitching cock. “I’ve never done this before so forgive me if it’s not as good as you expect yeah?”

Before I could voice just how absurd her statement was, Rindo’s voice reverberated through the room as she yelled at us from the kitchen.

“Look, I’m happy for you guys and all that, but food is almost ready! See about hurrying up and don’t lose track of time!” Her insistence on us eating as soon as she finished preparing the food so we could enjoy the most out of the meal, and exactly how annoyed she was when we did not comply, became a known factor the first time Renner and Sabrina missed a meal and then were forced to eat… something I still cannot identify as their dinner. It was not poisonous (well, it was not when it reached the plate at least) and it was not badly cooked - Rindo would sooner cut off her hands than plate something that was not up to her standards - but still… food was not supposed to have that many legs. Or eyes.

Ai looked at me, I looked at Ai. We carefully considered what would be waiting for us and… collectively decided we did not care enough.

As Ai’s dripping pussy approached my cock and enveloped it I knew that I would simply fuck on the table if needs be while someone else fed me.

I moved my hands towards her ass, groping it and in response I felt her vaginal muscles tightening with frightening strength around my cock.

At that point we moved according to what our instinct told us to do. I did not have any budget left to buy any lures so what I had was what she got. Still, from her expression, it seems like I’m doing a pretty banger job.

“En - huff - enjoying it?” In lieu of an answer, Ai smashed her lips against mine and intensified the rhythm of her movements.

“I lubbbb yooo!” This time she did not interrupt the kiss in order to speak, but I am pretty sure I got the gist of it.

I’m not sure how much time we spent like that, just mashing our bodies against each other in a wild frenzy.

“Gods above - huff, huff - I love you so much!” Ai repeated things like that at least every ten seconds.

Love… ah, love, how good it would be if they truly loved me.

Still, even if it was not real, I did not get tired from hearing it.

Embarrassment eluded me right now. So, there was only one possible answer I could give her.

“Hmmmph!” She moaned as I pulled her closer and went right back into kissing her. The sounds of sweaty skin smashing against sweaty skin reverberated loudly through the room and likely through the rest of the house too. At some point I am pretty sure Alice started groping Ai’s breasts from behind her but frankly I was not sure of anything past the point where I pushed my cock into Ai’s pussy.

Sex… sex was fucking awesome.

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The First Contractor.

There are many, many, interesting theories about him. About what he wants, about what a man that has everything could possibly want. Truth is, no one knows. Perhaps a Type Z being does, but those things are so far removed from reality that they might as well not count to begin with.

The only thing that is known about him - though even that, only to a very small subset of people - is that for some reason the First Contractor uses the pronoun ‘we’.