Plot Armored Prosperity: A Big Brother 26 Finale Roast
Added 2024-10-14 03:18:36 +0000 UTCIn my 39th BB26 Rant, I recap the Worst Finale of All Time to roast Production for blatantly rigging everything for Chelsie. Enjoy Everybody!
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I agree with all your points 💯🎯
Rod
2024-10-16 21:56:01 +0000 UTCMy Review of Big Brother 26 Week 1: I think it was dumb of Angela to have targeted Kenney as well as call Matt crazy eyes. Personally, and I’m gonna get hate for this she should’ve put up Cedric and Chelsie as pawns because they both had the downgrade and it would be an easy way out for her. The Target that week should’ve been Lisa. The house should have voted out Kenney over Matt because they all knew he was a quitter at that point in the game, and Matt would have been good TV. Week 2: Chelsie did not need this HOH. If this cast were smarter players, they would’ve seen that Chelsie is untrustworthy because of the fact she put Angela when Angela had every right to put her up the week before because of the downgrade. Also Leah and Makensey not touching the block for being on the wrong side of the majority vote was stupid as well. Week 3: Tucker should not have nominated himself as upon and just let Rubina go up on the block as well as use the Veto on himself. Even though Kenny was a quitter, I still find it ridiculous that they voted out Kenney over Quinn even though they knew he had an overpowering twist. How Kimo got away with exposing Quinn’s twist is beyond me. Week 4: Quinn should have never put up Cedric as upon. As well as the house should’ve voted out rubina due to the fact that Cedric was a shield for both Tucker and T’Boredom. The only person who really would have benefited from Cedric eviction is if Kimo was able to win more comps and control the game. Week 5: I agree with Tucker for targeting Brooklyn. My only problem with it was he should’ve used the Veto on Cam instead of Quinn. The fact that Tucker was one of a few people who realized Chelsie was a threat in the game is crazy. Week 6: I agree with The House for getting rid of Tucker. I don’t agree with how it all happened. T’Boredom shouldn’t have put him up on the block in the first place. Tucker played the AI Instigator horribly but I’m happy he was able to spend $20,000 on coke 😂 Week 7: Quinn not putting up T’Boredom next to Kimo and Rubina was one of the dumbest things to happen. Although you can argue in the grand scheme of things that going after Chelsie would have been the better move, I understand that he thought they were working together. Leah using the Veto on Angela was bad gameplay because in a regular season of Big Brother she would’ve been seen as someone who is untrustworthy for not listening to the HOH. I find it ridiculous that the house let a trio into the jury because had one person of that trio make final 2 they could’ve had the game won. Week 8: I will never get over the fact that Otev this season was only one round. Otev, only being one round, made a mockery out of the greatest game in the history of the Veto Competition. Makensey using the Veto on Angela made no sense because Angela made her game harder from week one for accusing her of being in a Showmance. Chelsie backdooring Quinn should’ve shown the house that she can not be trusted. This vote should have been a tie so that Chelsie would get exposed. Week 9: The best week of the season. The gameplay of Leah was perfect. My only critique is that Leah should’ve tried harder in the comp to use the janky veto and put up Chelsie. Also Cam and Makensey should not have told Chelsie to vote T’Boredom. Week 10: The worst week of the season. This week proved to me that Mackensey is the worst player to have ever been a runner up in the history of Big Brother. First she wanted to target Angela for some dumb reason, and then she backdoored Leah for no apparent reason. Leah and Angela would have taken her and Cam to final 4 and it made no sense for Cam to want Leah out as well. They should’ve made Chelsie get her out herself. Chelsie getting Angela out in the double eviction is whatever,because Angela was unfortunately the only person willing to make the endgame of the season somewhat watchable. Week 11: Makensey wanting to be a comp beast makes no sense for her game if she is just going to play the game like how Lebron James performed in Space Jam 2. Her not backdooring Chelsie but almost backdooring Cam for not winning comps shows that production should not be casting people like Makensey. Cam should have voted to keep Kimo forcing a tie. Week 12: This was the most Boring Final 4 I have seen. This might go down as one of the worst final 4s of all time in terms of players. Finale Week: I do not understand how Big Brother for the jury round table went from The Greatest Player to have Won Big Brother to The Worst Player to have Won Big Brother. Dr. Will is a better Jury Roundtable host. Makensey not choosing Cam over Chelsie is a worse move than Cody not choosing Victoria over Derrick as well as Monte not choosing Turner over Potato Chip. Makensey is the worst player to have been a runner up in the history of Big Brother. Congratulations to Chelsie for winning Big Brother 26 and breaking the 2nd HOH curse. Also Congratulations to Tucker for winning America's Favorite Player. Overall: If it wasn’t for the AI Arena as well as the unpredictably of Some Players this season is one of the worst seasons of Reality Television that I have sat through. Chelsie is an unlikable mid year winner and I wish her and Angela were held accountable for their actions throughout the season. If they were men they would have been.Thank you Coach for this rant and I hope you like my thoughts.
Paul
2024-10-15 04:17:51 +0000 UTCGreat rant Coach!I can't wait to hear your wost to first rant!
Carla Pacala
2024-10-15 00:49:37 +0000 UTC
