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002: when ben almost got molested

the time ben almost got molested, what would happen if ben touched his toes, asian guys in the park, why people go to a bank, face fucking the guy who works at the bank, why guys in kitchens love porn, devan working as a sign holder, the elvis movie, ben babbles some bullshit about bull roarers thats probably not true, the next gta, first memories as a baby, believing in god, dad explaining to us that cats dont have souls

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did they fucking predict the poptart movie

Owen Wahlstrom

Listening to these again is absolutely incredible. They’ll completely 180 on an opinion but on both sides they are hilarious about it. Most of the jokes have aged insanely well (all of the stuff about the people that control the weather is 10x funnier with hindsight). Ben keeps making jokes about babies and then a year later he literally has one. In this episode he says its pretty funny how you can hold a gun to a newborns head everyday and they’ll have no idea 😂 The first 300 episodes have been the best podcast I’ve ever heard but they’ll probably suck by 4000. Sad to see what they’ll become!

Ryan

@ 41:58 Timothy McVeigh didn't say any last words you dumbass Jace. He famously when they asked him if he had any last words, wrote "I am the captain of my fate, I am the master of my soul" from the Invictus poem

Frontside shitslide

Re listen 2/5

Seymour Buetts

Women are so retarded that they literally would cum to Elvis . If he had tried to crowd surf the teenage girls would have ripped all of his hair out and probably eaten him alive like in the movie Perfume. My mom was one of those retards.

adam gardener

no way man... that would blow my mind

Adolf Wigga

I want a pod where these three boys are on dmt/acid

👑Cheeboo

I’m 22 btw , just a regular welder guy Mexican/American from Arlington,TX bros ! Shoutout !! All love foreal 🤝 if you haven’t , y’all should read the BOOK OF ENOCH. I’ve done acid , DMT , shrooms. All of it. Wanting to know the point of life , but obviously it was all spirituality with no guidance. Only the ✝️ is the truth ❤️

Juan Pedroza


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